FabSwingers.com forum: Bruised and grumpy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It only a quarter to nine and this morning ive managed to bang my funny bone on the door, slip and fall on my arse on kitchen floor, spill coffee down myself, then tripped on the stairs while i went to change my top.

If this pattern continues throughout the day i reckon by 8 oclock tonight ill be watching the patient line service while in traction!

And knowing the luck im having, the attractive nurse whose job it is to administer bed baths will end her shift before getting to me and be replaced by hattie jaques!

In short... Not a good day!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Awwww poor you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww poor you x"

Admit it! Your sat there piddling yourself now!

Just wait til i see you young lady! X lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It only a quarter to nine and this morning ive managed to bang my funny bone on the door, slip and fall on my arse on kitchen floor, spill coffee down myself, then tripped on the stairs while i went to change my top.

If this pattern continues throughout the day i reckon by 8 oclock tonight ill be watching the patient line service while in traction!

And knowing the luck im having, the attractive nurse whose job it is to administer bed baths will end her shift before getting to me and be replaced by hattie jaques!

In short... Not a good day!

It Sounds like you should go back to bed for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh i so wish i could love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i so wish i could love x"

Have you got to go to work then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No im looking after my son. No rest there. But it made him laugh to see dad slip on the kitchen floor. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No im looking after my son. No rest there. But it made him laugh to see dad slip on the kitchen floor. Lol"

You will be having a busy day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No im looking after my son. No rest there. But it made him laugh to see dad slip on the kitchen floor. Lol"

You will be having a busy day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i am going to sort you out ,, lol are you ready. Every Thought we think is creating out future when we think positive ............ positive things happen ..... so now i need you to think i am not going to feel bad about today its a lovely day i am full of the joys of spring ,, lol I love life ,,, now that should sort you xx lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Awwww poor you x

Admit it! Your sat there piddling yourself now!

Just wait til i see you young lady! X lol x

Ok I admit it did raise a smile.........

OK yep I almost, almost, piddled myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now i am going to sort you out ,, lol are you ready. Every Thought we think is creating out future when we think positive ............ positive things happen ..... so now i need you to think i am not going to feel bad about today its a lovely day i am full of the joys of spring ,, lol I love life ,,, now that should sort you xx lol

Thats true. I did that in my cbt therapy. Negative automatic thoughts. Automic thoughts which are negative and habitual to a given situation/event. In turn effects feeling leading to negative behaviour affecting your physiology and again affecting your thoughts.

But my bum is still sore! Lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

But my bum is still sore! Lol"

find someone to kiss it better then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But my bum is still sore! Lol

find someone to kiss it better then

Yeah the flaw in that is if i go up to someone and say "kiss my arse!" im liable to get punched! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sore bum only one thing for that ....Hot-water bottle ,, lol sit on that will help you see xxxx kisses you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wrap yourself up in bubblewrap and enjoy the rest of your day..

pop a 'meet today' up.... bound to be someone into bubblewrap

take care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol bubble wrap part anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up this morning feeling grumpy...

He quite enjoyed it though

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Woke up this morning feeling grumpy...

He quite enjoyed it though

You mean he felt Happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did and I quite liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, i only opened the thread to see if it was about a couples profile or the world record attempt to name all seven of the dwarves without slipping in the name of one of 'those' reindeer by accident....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he is still alive after this morning ,, lol xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I hope he is still alive after this morning ,, lol xxx"

He was a couple of hours ago, but he did go shopping so heaven knows, prob fell in a freezer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope he is still alive after this morning ,, lol xxx

He was a couple of hours ago, but he did go shopping so heaven knows, prob fell in a freezer lol

I bloody heard that you cheeky minxes!

Bend over the pair of you! Lol x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I hope he is still alive after this morning ,, lol xxx

He was a couple of hours ago, but he did go shopping so heaven knows, prob fell in a freezer lol

I bloody heard that you cheeky minxes!

Bend over the pair of you! Lol x

You should be so lucky xxx

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