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The Only Way Is Essex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do! "

You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!

You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya "

Nope, but I'd be darned careful not to drop her chips while I'm fucking her.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

hahaha a lot of my family are from Dagenham and we had them over for a party in the summer

dont think our little cotswold village knew what hit it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

now be careful guys we were both dragged up in Essex and K is a natural blonde

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!

You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya

Nope, but I'd be darned careful not to drop her chips while I'm fucking her. "

Its the hot onion rings dropping down the back of ya pants while they are half way down you have to worry about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now be careful guys we were both dragged up in Essex and K is a natural blonde "

So she's a redhead then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two Essex blondes were walking through a forest one day arguing over some tracks they'd spotted. One argued they were deer tracks whilst the other insisted they were bear tracks, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

how do you know when an essex girl has had an orgasm ?

she drops her kebab

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"how do you know when an essex girl has had an orgasm ?

she drops her kebab "

ha!! rookie mistake!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tamsin Outhwaite is from Essex allegedly.

I'd drill the fuck out of her.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"now be careful guys we were both dragged up in Essex and K is a natural blonde

So she's a redhead then? "

only to match the shoes and handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's it. I tried. I can't do it.

I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.

I'm turning it over.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"That's it. I tried. I can't do it.

I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.

I'm turning it over. "

I didn't start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Consider it a lucky escape/blessing/fortunate

* delete as appropriate.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

never thought that anything could be worse than "The Hills"...now I know that there is...lol...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

another reality tv show? Oh what fun

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"another reality tv show? Oh what fun "

I didn't realise that it was going to be one...until it started and I flipped over...lol...silly me thought it was some sort of documentary...lol thought it was going to be a lot of essex people talking about being from essex or something...lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"another reality tv show? Oh what fun

I didn't realise that it was going to be one...until it started and I flipped over...lol...silly me thought it was some sort of documentary...lol thought it was going to be a lot of essex people talking about being from essex or something...lol "
white shoes, the name sharon and the phrase "geezer" spring to mind lol.....id rather read a good book meself, but each to their own x

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"another reality tv show? Oh what fun

I didn't realise that it was going to be one...until it started and I flipped over...lol...silly me thought it was some sort of documentary...lol thought it was going to be a lot of essex people talking about being from essex or something...lol white shoes, the name sharon and the phrase "geezer" spring to mind lol.....id rather read a good book meself, but each to their own x"

after the 5 minutes I saw of it...I have to agree with you...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am only allowed back on "weekend release" but i do miss mingling with the riff raff at fairlop waters and epping forest country club....

education in itself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it. I tried. I can't do it.

I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.

I'm turning it over.

I didn't start! "

Neither did I!! Trying to hold onto my grey cells as long as I can. If I decide to kill a few off my weapon on choice would be Remy's not "reality" tv!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

it doesnt matter,what you write about them.most of them can't read.only joking.(just in case they have a mate,from somewhere else who can).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents."

Of course it isn't. The only built Essex where it is cos it's flat and most of them still believe the world is flat. BMW built an Essex 9 Series that's only sold in Basildon. It does 0 to 0 in 15 minutes and screeches hysterically, plays loud thumping music and yells, "Ello darlin' need a ride?" when you drive past a school (thats to impress the future WAGS)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents.

Of course it isn't. The only built Essex where it is cos it's flat and most of them still believe the world is flat. BMW built an Essex 9 Series that's only sold in Basildon. It does 0 to 0 in 15 minutes and screeches hysterically, plays loud thumping music and yells, "Ello darlin' need a ride?" when you drive past a school (thats to impress the future WAGS) "

Does it have a special glove box for the white stilettos?

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

we watched a bit of it late last nite

seemed like some kind of wierd wind up

a mix of alien autopsy and the go compare advert would be a good description

UNWATCHABLE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we watched a bit of it late last nite

seemed like some kind of wierd wind up

a mix of alien autopsy and the go compare advert would be a good description

UNWATCHABLE !"

It almost came across as a spoof send up.

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