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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

scare the shit out of me! There's a huge one running around the house, just gone into my sisters room... I've selotaped my door shut!

Somebody rescue me? Or at least rescue the spider before I take a boot to it!

I was planning to go back to sleep but I can't now because of that evil fucker!

What do you have an irrational fear of? And what do you do when you come across your fear?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border collie was called Spider, and I call spiders Henry

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Spiders sit in the corner chilling.

Flies eat by vomiting in your food and sucking it back up.

Flies lay eggs that that turn into disgusting maggots.

Spiders eating flies, spiders are much friends..... Until they come put of their corner then they're out the window like the rest of the creepy crawlies

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.

#2birdsonestone

You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Spiders sit in the corner chilling.

Flies eat by vomiting in your food and sucking it back up.

Flies lay eggs that that turn into disgusting maggots.

Spiders eating flies, spiders are much friends..... Until they come put of their corner then they're out the window like the rest of the creepy crawlies "

The spiders in this house are lazy... They don't catch flies!! They just torment me

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My last Border collie was called Spider, and I call spiders Henry

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

I would have just called your dog, Dog

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.

#2birdsonestone

You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff

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What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is one in my lounge - went behind the wooden unit when i moved sofa to slap it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.

#2birdsonestone

You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff

What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider? "

Burn the house down problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers

Gimp

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"there is one in my lounge - went behind the wooden unit when i moved sofa to slap it "

I tried to whack it with my crutch... But it's huge and therefore resilient and then it ran into my sister room! But it smells awful in there, so I thought selotaping my door shut was the best option to avoid it coming in here!

I can't even deal with little ones!!

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.

#2birdsonestone

You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff

What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider?

Burn the house down problem solved. "

I've got 'flame thrower' and 'firemans suit' on my Christmas list

When I win the lottery I'm gonna build my own house with pressure chambers or something on all the doors and windows so that any bugs trying to get in will either be sucked back out or crushed

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers

Gimp"

Are.you a creepy stalker who sets up surveillance in the ceiling spaces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there is one in my lounge - went behind the wooden unit when i moved sofa to slap it

I tried to whack it with my crutch... But it's huge and therefore resilient and then it ran into my sister room! But it smells awful in there, so I thought selotaping my door shut was the best option to avoid it coming in here!

I can't even deal with little ones!! "

I had to read that twice, I thought what the Fuck She's slapping a Spid with Her Crotch

Now THERES kinky for ya

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers

Gimp

Are.you a creepy stalker who sets up surveillance in the ceiling spaces? "

A Blokes gotta earn a living ya know and the Videos Sell quite well on Ebay

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like spiders, so does my mini me, they are pets in our house. wasps on the other hand, im terrified of!!

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