FabSwingers.com forum: You Know You've Spent Too Long on the Forum When....

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

You have a dream about one of the sexy women on here, but in it she's helping serve food at a charity fundraiser for the homeless, and you spend the time waiting for your wife to arrive discussing architecture and religion...

(And it was really detailed too!!)

Mr ddc

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ooooo! Who was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You contradict yourself in an argument. In the forums

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ooooo! Who was it?

OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You contradict yourself in an argument. In the forums"

That's not true at all.

Oh, apart from earlier.

Oh yes, and that other one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Know You've Spent Too Long on the Forum When.... You've ran out of holes to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You send a fancy a fuck message to a new profile you have spotted only to find you fabbed 47 of their pictures previously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a message up saying "are you sure you want to leave the forum?" When you try to navigate away

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...when phrases from Fab keep popping into your mind in everyday life:

Newsreader: Tescos problems could lead to cheaper prices.

Me: Cheaper? But will that make me bi?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ooooo! Who was it?

OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me

A good boy!!! Really!!!

That's not what I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start agreeing with everyone

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ooooo! Who was it?

OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me

A good boy!!! Really!!!

That's not what I heard

Shhh, that's just the marketing hype. I'm really a shy virgin who spends his whole time on here with eyes like

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When I find myself uttering 'each to their own' instead of my usual vehemently disagreeing with a mate over a pint.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ooooo! Who was it?

OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me

A good boy!!! Really!!!

That's not what I heard

Shhh, that's just the marketing hype. I'm really a shy virgin who spends his whole time on here with eyes like

Not me.

I'm a self confessed, unabashed perv.

I'm pretty much impossible to shock because I've either tried it, watched someone else trying it from up close, or been invited to join in and declined (rare but has happened).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I find myself uttering 'each to their own' instead of my usual vehemently disagreeing with a mate over a pint.

In my case it's uttering "it's just personal preference".

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Whose that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You contradict yourself in an argument. In the forums"

I think I probably do this at least twice a week

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.

Just out of interest.............

When are the toys coming out?

I mean come on - get with the times!

Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When if you hear anything about Penge you think of Shag and Haribo's

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

When you see yourself typing stuff into a man's 'why can't I get a meet I have been here 4 days everyone must be a nutter except me' thread

...For the fifth day in a row!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You're writing ab email to your boss but have instead confined to write that forum post that you didn't finish. You know, that one where you needed eyes bleaching, following that sickening proposal. And you sign it with your forum name. You also look for a private pic to attach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Know You've Spent Too Long on the Forum When....

Rigamortis has set in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise you forgot to go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people contact you about your replies and whilst looking for the thread you reply to 3 other topics and forget you were chatting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people start replying back to your posts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.

Just out of interest.............

When are the toys coming out?

I mean come on - get with the times!

Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots!

Free motorboating is on offer

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

You click on the lounge and find the latest posts in the first ten threads is you

Do you carry on or skulk off to swingers chat and destroy those threads too?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you carry on or skulk off to swingers chat and destroy those threads too?

Oooh, I don't often go in there. I find you get a better class of nonsense in the Lounge

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Do you carry on or skulk off to swingers chat and destroy those threads too?

Oooh, I don't often go in there. I find you get a better class of nonsense in the Lounge

You should visit sometime and have a little peep around.....they are okay in there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you message Tinatitz.....ha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When you message Tinatitz.....ha

And include a few blackjacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And know that Tina likes fruit salads too

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.

Just out of interest.............

When are the toys coming out?

I mean come on - get with the times!

Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots!

Free motorboating is on offer

Just be sure that your insurance is up to date in case of facial injuries!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...when you find yourself only watching telly on +1, or iPlayer, having read a thread about it.

(Though where the heck's tonight's thread letting us know if BGT's worth watching!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When if you hear anything about Penge you think of Shag and Haribo's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have read the last years worth of post in the New Zealand section

By the way no one has posted there for a fortnight !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you join a " fab a pic " thread and realise you can't join in cause you've fabbed em all

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

You have to re-read your recent forum posts in order to work out what time you put the pudding in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Know You've Spent Too Long on the Forum When.... You've ran out of holes to lick"

U need a meet 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U see far too many unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start agreeing with everyone

Heaven forbid...I am not a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to re-read your recent forum posts in order to work out what time you put the pudding in the oven.

What's for pudding? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to re-read your recent forum posts in order to work out what time you put the pudding in the oven.

What's for pudding? ?

Surely it's burnt by now ?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

What's for pudding? ?

It may be a little dodgy since it turns out here was no coconut or ground almonds in the larder.

So, I've invented 'black forest tart'

( Bakewell tart but with Blackcurrent jam with a chocolate sponge)

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Oh how interesting

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Surely it's burnt by now ?

Oi!

It's MRS ddc who uses the smoke detector as an oven timer.

(Once even when we were having salad

)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"U see far too many unlos "

I searched a topic once and out of 60 odd posts only 8 of them were still on site

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

Your shift is over and you haven't done anything

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

Your shift is over and you haven't done anything

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

When you come straight to the forum, bypassing anything remotely associated with anything connected to the actual reason you joined for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i often say to people dont knock it if you havent tried it -

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