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By *ain n Mable OP   Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam "

When they wrap knives/scissors in that bomb proof plastic shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and a flamethrower!

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By *ain n Mable OP   Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam

When they wrap knives/scissors in that bomb proof plastic shit. "

You need knives and scissors to get the bloody things out!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd recommend the World of Jeeves by PG Wodehouse.

That's my PG tip

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By *ain n Mable OP   Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That' ll be your elf and safety mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They need jump leads too, failing that a numatic drill or chainsaw

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't you rather open one that was tightly sealed then one that was already half open?

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who in their right mind drinks PG TIPS? ..

Yorkshire or Tetley for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who in their right mind drinks PG TIPS? ..

Yorkshire or Tetley for me. "

Yorkshire all the way, thats when I drink tea

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By *ain n Mable OP   Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Think this is going to open a thread within a thread but PG tips or Barry's Irish tea everytime for me I'm afraid.

Slurp slurp

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So you can't monkey about with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the packets of ham and stuff that give you the wee flap at the corner to help you peel the plastic off. How many times have you just peeled the flap off to leave the plastic aaahhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the packets of ham and stuff that give you the wee flap at the corner to help you peel the plastic off. How many times have you just peeled the flap off to leave the plastic aaahhhh!!!"

i always stab it and rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stuff in plastic cartons with the instruction 'peel back the film'. Oh really? how exactly??

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I was PG tips until I heard Yorkshire do a hard water variety for London folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you don't get this problem with a good coffee listen and learn folks

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Plastic film on packets annoy me.. Out comes the knife!

And when I roll a cig too tight or with too much bacci, I take it apart and start again.. 9 times out of ten I give up with a million little pieces of paper in my hands, and just roll another one!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I don't like PG Tips...Yorkshire Tea for me please

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam "

when you buy a child one of those boxed dolls for christmas and you dont see the tied wire hidden from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always buy the big bag of p.g. tips, around eight pounds i think,just needs to split along the top and done.cant be messed with those boxy things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never understand why Pringles come in a tube with a reusable lid.... ...

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond


"Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam

When they wrap knives/scissors in that bomb proof plastic shit. "

My new dildo came packaged like that, by the time I got it open I was too knackered to try it out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always buy the big bag of p.g. tips, around eight pounds i think,just needs to split along the top and done.cant be messed with those boxy things...."

you can get that size box for less than a fiver at iceland -

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Who in their right mind drinks PG TIPS? ..

Yorkshire or Tetley for me.

Yorkshire all the way, thats when I drink tea "

Aldi own brand red label you food bank northerners are spoilt rotten

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham


"Why is that to open a new jumbo box of Tea bags you need a pair of sissors, a screwdriver, an petrol chainsaw and a minimal amount of TNT.

Anyone have any packaging problems that makes you want to screeeeeeeam "

Ok, not hard to get into, but still stupidly frustrating would be anything packaged by HP.

Had a licence card (credit card sized cardboard thing) packaged in a cardboard folder thing, which was in an envelop, which was packaged in a box which in turn was in a larger box, in a plastic delivery bag thing.

Smidge of overkill - bit of music in the office, we could have played pass the parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire tea. Quick swipe with a knife then you're released into tea heaven

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