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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK girlies

Now I am lucky enough to have performed in most sex clubs now around South East

Played and seen a lot of stuff

My question is

Why does nobody approach the DJ ?

I'm there to have fun to ?

Big shout to anyone who knows me

Get in touch!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK girlies

Now I am lucky enough to have performed in most sex clubs now around South East

Played and seen a lot of stuff

My question is

Why does nobody approach the DJ ?

I'm there to have fun to ?

Big shout to anyone who knows me

Get in touch!

x"

Because your Crap ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're hired as the DJ then that's what you're there to do. Weird concept I know.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Will you DJ my 50th if I play with you?

Feels a no is likely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frolicking with the hired help is so non U darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you DJ my 50th if I play with you?

Feels a no is likely lol "

if I can play of course I will baby

pm me and I will give u my website

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lovesmuffin

I play some phat tunes . But they ain't as phat as your ass !

lolí ½í¸ í ½í¸ í ½í¸ í ½í¸ í ½í¸

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yea but I am paid to DJ and frolick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yea but I am paid to DJ and frolick!"

So. If you're paid to frolic what happens to the music. Does it just stop until you have finished frolicking? People who are paid to frolic aren't usually called DJ's though are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No I'm that good I play nd can Fuck

ask. my venues

next question ?lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yea but I am paid to DJ and frolick!"

Are you? That's quite a good deal then, a guy getting paid to frolic in a club! Most other guys have to pay the going market rate ..

If I was hiring you I'd expect you to focus primarily on the job in hand!

Good luck though OP I hope you find what you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm that good I play nd can Fuck

ask. my venues

next question ?lol

"

Can you do this while talking out of your bum hole?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Most party's I have been too the DJ has been well fucked..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody ask you because your to busy twiddling your knobs and equalizing your graphics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm that good I play nd can Fuck

ask. my venues

next question ?lol

"

So you do get fun in clubs....what was the thread for?

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Its because your male...I was inundated but was simply too busy during jobs ive done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought i would throw this in as a DJ myself and this is not a bragging post lol, a while back i was playing a gig at a club when my good lady and female took it upon themselves to come and give me a double BJ whilst i was DJing !

Whilst the thought and feeling was awesome it made it very difficult indeed to concentrate on my mixing etc and had to ask them to stop ! Most blokes would die for that but let me tell you it doesnt help the current job in hand and thats what i was being paid to do.

In my view if im DJing thats what im concentrating on and any play can happen later once i have finished

Just my 2p worth

Jamie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought i would throw this in as a DJ myself and this is not a bragging post lol, a while back i was playing a gig at a club when my good lady and female took it upon themselves to come and give me a double BJ whilst i was DJing !

Whilst the thought and feeling was awesome it made it very difficult indeed to concentrate on my mixing etc and had to ask them to stop ! Most blokes would die for that but let me tell you it doesnt help the current job in hand and thats what i was being paid to do.

In my view if im DJing thats what im concentrating on and any play can happen later once i have finished

Just my 2p worth

Jamie"

This is reality!

I'm thinking Jamie will be taking over the OP's gigs from here on in.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Recently went to a club that had a "DJ", in my opinion he was a playlist player. Very little interaction with the crowd, which meant that just an MP3 player could have done the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yea but I am paid to DJ and frolick!"

So who dj's while you are frolicking? Or do you just put a mix CD on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And out of interest which clubs do you dj at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be crushing when a hotty strolls up just to request a song

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think I'd expect you to do the job you're being paid to do. Anything that happens after is fine, or any arrangements you make with people for another time would be champion, too. However, not whilst the meter is running.*

*typed whilst at work

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Thought i would throw this in as a DJ myself and this is not a bragging post lol, a while back i was playing a gig at a club when my good lady and female took it upon themselves to come and give me a double BJ whilst i was DJing !

Whilst the thought and feeling was awesome it made it very difficult indeed to concentrate on my mixing etc and had to ask them to stop ! Most blokes would die for that but let me tell you it doesnt help the current job in hand and thats what i was being paid to do.

In my view if im DJing thats what im concentrating on and any play can happen later once i have finished

Just my 2p worth

Jamie"

See.

Proof men can't multitask.

OP - maybe it's the clubs you're in? Maybe everyone's too busy doing other stuff? Maybe it's another reason?

Guess it depends what you mean by 'approach'?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol we'll if I was paying you for that job I would not be happy you going off shagging ..maybe after the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if she is in front of you and both doing the job it could work . If she like doggie . Lol it's a win win ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought i would throw this in as a DJ myself and this is not a bragging post lol, a while back i was playing a gig at a club when my good lady and female took it upon themselves to come and give me a double BJ whilst i was DJing !

Whilst the thought and feeling was awesome it made it very difficult indeed to concentrate on my mixing etc and had to ask them to stop ! Most blokes would die for that but let me tell you it doesnt help the current job in hand and thats what i was being paid to do.

In my view if im DJing thats what im concentrating on and any play can happen later once i have finished

Just my 2p worth

Jamie

See.

Proof men can't multitask.

OP - maybe it's the clubs you're in? Maybe everyone's too busy doing other stuff? Maybe it's another reason?

Guess it depends what you mean by 'approach'?

A"

I can multi task i can run 2 decks at once and a mixer lmao

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Dahling

One never does ones hired help lol

Sorry it's a joke ffs

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

if I was an owner of a venue commissioning you to be a resident DJ for the event, I would seriously be considering taking you off the list of people being hired by us...you evidently don't concentrate 100% on the job you're being hired to do, so as a venue we're getting fucked by you Big Boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I'm that good I play nd can Fuck

ask. my venues

next question ?lol

Can you do this while talking out of your bum hole?"

No . Can you teach me? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think you guys are missing the Point .

I don't get paid

I am allowed to play . That's part of the deal

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Think you guys are missing the Point .

I don't get paid

I am allowed to play . That's part of the deal

"

I'd rather have a DJ who spent the night being a DJ, not one who just chucked a tape on as soon as he got a chance of action.

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