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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Apart from quack obviously

I had a message on some website saying I'm off to a duck do

Three times I questioned what it is

And when I gave up and said fine be an idiot

I got blocked

So am I nieve in assuming it's something sexual?

Or am I the nieve idiot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and us alike then lol only ducks I heard of quack too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My tablet auto corrects fuck to duck, is that what it could be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even urban dictionary has no answer to this besides quack

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"My tablet auto corrects fuck to duck, is that what it could be?"

Well yes I thought that might be it but three times I asked them to explain it

And no explanation arrived

I am perplexed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ey up mi duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably the same as "what's a Grecian urn"

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"probably the same as "what's a Grecian urn""

Oh no

History repeating itself

Arrrgggg

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think they were deliberately trying to get you to ask "what's a duck do?" because they thought it was funny. Some people never threw their bumper boom of school boy jokes away

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Boom? Book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"probably the same as "what's a Grecian urn""
about 30 bob a week boom boom tish am here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's no duck, it's a goose

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I think they were deliberately trying to get you to ask "what's a duck do?" because they thought it was funny. Some people never threw their bumper boom of school boy jokes away "

Oh right

Doh!

I think you could be right

I'm borderline autistic spectrum

Things need to be bloody obvious to me

Oh my word lol

Oh well he's upset

Ce la vie

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"probably the same as "what's a Grecian urn" about 30 bob a week boom boom tish am here all week"

Oh god yes

I remember now

Doh

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

There is a "duck" in the cyber world which has a very different meaning and it constitutes a threat against which there is currently no real defense. Could it be that?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think they were deliberately trying to get you to ask "what's a duck do?" because they thought it was funny. Some people never threw their bumper boom of school boy jokes away

Oh right

Doh!

I think you could be right

I'm borderline autistic spectrum

Things need to be bloody obvious to me

Oh my word lol

Oh well he's upset

Ce la vie "

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"There is a "duck" in the cyber world which has a very different meaning and it constitutes a threat against which there is currently no real defense. Could it be that? "

The message said

I'm off to a duck do you

So I'm thinking like others said

I was supposed to ask

What's a duck do

And me being a freak asked please explain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?"

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

"

You asked several times, they didn't explain...not your fault unless you told them you were psychic in which case it is your fault

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

You asked several times, they didn't explain...not your fault unless you told them you were psychic in which case it is your fault "

Well I've got the fortune telling sequined hat in my photo gallery

God maybe he thinks I'm mystic Meg?

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is quack

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

You asked several times, they didn't explain...not your fault unless you told them you were psychic in which case it is your fault

Well I've got the fortune telling sequined hat in my photo gallery

God maybe he thinks I'm mystic Meg?

Jeez "

Are you telling me you're not? I feel let down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

"

I also blame your mystic hat for the confusion.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

You asked several times, they didn't explain...not your fault unless you told them you were psychic in which case it is your fault

Well I've got the fortune telling sequined hat in my photo gallery

God maybe he thinks I'm mystic Meg?

Jeez

Are you telling me you're not? I feel let down now "

Cross my palm with silver and I'll tell you (anything just pay me) lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

I also blame your mystic hat for the confusion.

"

Oh hell

I'll remove it so this never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happens again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out whenI stood in some updoc ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was a voyeur and having Peking Duck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they're going to the doctor/quack?

God yes maybe you are right

What if he's ill

Now he thinks I'm even more of a heartless bitch than I usually am

I also blame your mystic hat for the confusion.

Oh hell

I'll remove it so this never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happens again

"

Haha. Yeah might be for the best.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Was asked to google a song called quack like a duck by GOAT on YouTube, one of the funniest videos I ever did see, worth. Peek and a giggle and puts a whole new perspective on a ducks quack. As for the question, sorry no idea.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy aromatic duck plz

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"There is a "duck" in the cyber world which has a very different meaning and it constitutes a threat against which there is currently no real defense. Could it be that?

The message said

I'm off to a duck do you

So I'm thinking like others said

I was supposed to ask

What's a duck do

And me being a freak asked please explain lol "

The only way I've heard it is like this above, so..

I'm off to a duck do

what's a duck do?

quack

That's it really! He should have just said never mind stupid joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from quack obviously

I had a message on some website saying I'm off to a duck do

Three times I questioned what it is

And when I gave up and said fine be an idiot

I got blocked

So am I nieve in assuming it's something sexual?

Or am I the nieve idiot? "

Brutal gang rape that often results in the death of the female is one sexual thing ducks are famous for.

Along with corkscrew shaped penises that have brush like growths to scrape out other male ducks sperm from the vagaina (which is interest)y corkscrew ed in the opposite direction to the penis).

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