FabSwingers.com forum: overcomplicated job titles

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So what's your overcomplicated job title?

I'm a Social Media Volenteer Executive, (Facebook division)

I look after a charity's Facebook page.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I know some 'Thermoplastic blowmoulding technicians'.

They make plastic bottles in a factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a papyrus engineered derrière cleansing system.

I'm an arse wipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design and make holes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design and make holes...

Do you make polo mints?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design and make holes...

Do you make polo mints?

Nope........

Some holes I help make end up dusters......

Does that help.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

On occasions my holes have produced some very tidy results,,,,,

But the only hole tearing involved is reserved for slackers...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

On occasions my holes have produced some very tidy results,,,,,

But the only hole tearing involved is reserved for slackers...

Ooh err slack holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

On occasions my holes have produced some very tidy results,,,,,

But the only hole tearing involved is reserved for slackers...

Ooh err slack holes

Strangely enough a tight hole involves a period of great secrecy,,,,

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I used to be a high frequency welder, (a summer job as a student).

I operated a machine that stuck the edges of plastic together to make folders, table mats etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a high frequency welder, (a summer job as a student).

I operated a machine that stuck the edges of plastic together to make folders, table mats etc."

I once swapped a pair of welders goggles for a wank......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I used to be a high frequency welder, (a summer job as a student).

I operated a machine that stuck the edges of plastic together to make folders, table mats etc.

I once swapped a pair of welders goggles for a wank......

That must have been a surprise for the welder when they next went to put them on

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Similar to that we were watching Masterchef the other night and I told Tina I was going to make her a warmed wheat platter topped by haricot beans in a tomato jus.

Or beans on toast as it's more commonly known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a food purchase and preparation operative, laundry maid, counsellor, referee, nurse, maid and chauffeur with an additional role as an employee in my spare time.

Also known as a Mother with a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a high frequency welder, (a summer job as a student).

I operated a machine that stuck the edges of plastic together to make folders, table mats etc.

I once swapped a pair of welders goggles for a wank......

That must have been a surprise for the welder when they next went to put them on

Hey...... it was a fair-trade,,,, he wanted to play with my cock and I liked his goggles .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate is in Static Vehicle Managiment, car park attendent!

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

On occasions my holes have produced some very tidy results,,,,,

But the only hole tearing involved is reserved for slackers...

Ooh err slack holes

Strangely enough a tight hole involves a period of great secrecy,,,,

sounds like you work for oil exploration company.

am I correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design and make holes...

Is your work neat Soxy or do you actually tear new holes?

On occasions my holes have produced some very tidy results,,,,,

But the only hole tearing involved is reserved for slackers...

Ooh err slack holes

Strangely enough a tight hole involves a period of great secrecy,,,,

sounds like you work for oil exploration company.

am I correct

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its cardboard bog rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Media distributor (paperboy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transparent glass technichan-window cleanet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heating And Ventilation Engineer aka plumber

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Whilst training for my current job I was a lunchtime play facilitator, what happened to dinner ladies?!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I saw a job title the other day: Bio-resonance practitioner

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