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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Whats your excuse?

I was out all night last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Shit ive spelt roll wrong.....or have I

Im knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!

I am here, watching Superman in the background, and have been trying to arrange a meet for tomorrow.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Non children free weekend

Made hestons waitrose 9 hour pork belly recipe.. Aboluately gorge.. Now watching x factor with daughter

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

One eye in here, one on X Factor.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"One eye in here, one on X Factor."

Oh and no excuse whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"One eye in here, one on X Factor."

welcome fellow mutant I too have eyes and ears that are in different places

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

had a rough week and it has caught up with me...feeling rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

short staffed at the pub where i work part time so extra shifts, having a chill night but going to make up for it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up at 5 am to watch the Japanese Grand Prix qualifying get rained off. And now I'm tired. So I'm officially the most boring loser on Fab right?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

both got the lurgy and trying to shake it off before we move to new home next weekend ... telly tonight is so sh!te we've got Elbow's Selmdom Seen Kid on on the CD Player instead

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Here Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorting a challenge I have for next week, and Master is out with friends and I have the kids. :D

Katie. x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Me too

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Here Miss"

our excuse? nobody wants us

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Here Miss

our excuse? nobody wants us

Thought somebody wanted me, but he's a **** *** of a ****** **********

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Well I think we have enough of us here to get a good party started

we even had fruit salad that A&K has made.....unless hes eaten it all already

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Here Miss

our excuse? nobody wants us

Thought somebody wanted me, but he's a **** *** of a ****** **********

in 3 weeks

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over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Here Miss

our excuse? nobody wants us

Thought somebody wanted me, but he's a **** *** of a ****** **********

in 3 weeks

Now that a different matter

do you have Ice Cream for the fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We`re indecisive.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Well I think we have enough of us here to get a good party started

we even had fruit salad that A&K has made.....unless hes eaten it all already

but got plenty more ingredients in the fridge, can soon knock up another one - got some wine here too

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Easyshare

PLease join us

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

We`re indecisive.

You sure?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Here Miss

our excuse? nobody wants us

Thought somebody wanted me, but he's a **** *** of a ****** **********

in 3 weeks

Now that a different matter

do you have Ice Cream for the fruit salad

cream, ice cream or fromage frais the choice is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fun here either, nevermind. I had a nice pizza instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easyshare

PLease join us

Maybe later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have some microwave popcorn and strongbow to add to the party. should be nice with fruit salad.

Maria x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We`re indecisive.

You sure?

Hold on I`ll ask the wife.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i have some microwave popcorn and strongbow to add to the party. should be nice with fruit salad.

Maria x"

count yer self in

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Here Miss

our excuse? nobody wants us

Thought somebody wanted me, but he's a **** *** of a ****** **********

in 3 weeks

Now that a different matter

do you have Ice Cream for the fruit salad

cream, ice cream or fromage frais the choice is yours"

no creme fraiche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

My cupboards are bare

Hostess with the mostess im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in n out all day. Im supposed to be having a house sort out ... but it's more like thinking it through .......... I just don't want to do it.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Crisps, Japenese Crackers, salty bickies

Red or white wine

Preferences please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japanese crackers and red wine please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone asks I was,nt here...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Japanese crackers and red wine please!

A girl after my own heart

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Got red white and pink wine, and just found a family sized bar of chocolate in the fridge as well

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

How come no one offering sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who needs sex when there is chocolate on offer? however, after one or two (bars) i can be persuaded.

maria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come no one offering sex!"

We are, I think, I hope, or maybe not....

Can I get back to you tomorrow on that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come no one offering sex!"

No one asked us

H. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Son and g/f are here for the weekend but they have buggered off clubbing or wherever which means ive just had two blissful hours of xfactor. Plus i got some gammon and half a strawberry and apple pie and custard left over to go with the fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved into my new flat today, free at last but completely knackered, unpacking can wait till tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

Ok, I`m back, canopies anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moved into my new flat today, free at last but completely knackered, unpacking can wait till tomorrow"

Who are you?....... Gatecrasher!!!!!

If you`ve got some drink you can come in.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

i have the painters in, so no playing

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Watched x factor and here..

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

thats a bit posh for us ....... do you really mean scraps on old pieces of toast?

Ok, I`m back, canopies anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

Will deep fried Mars bars do?

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

thats a bit posh for us ....... do you really mean scraps on old pieces of toast?

Ok, I`m back, canopies anyone?

Sorry, just trying to impress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Is it time to jump on the table naked yet.......or are you all too busy eating scraps on toast and drinking

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Is it time to jump on the table naked yet.......or are you all too busy eating scraps on toast and drinking

Go for it.....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

Will deep fried Mars bars do?

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

thats a bit posh for us ....... do you really mean scraps on old pieces of toast?

Ok, I`m back, canopies anyone?

Sorry, just trying to impress.

yer pics do that - you're allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh I`m going back into the Scottish forum............. they`re not as demanding in there.

Chickens!

Bring some them in here

Will deep fried Mars bars do?

I would if I could........... but they don`t listen to me in there either.

well they're not having any of the drinks and nibbles then

thats a bit posh for us ....... do you really mean scraps on old pieces of toast?

Ok, I`m back, canopies anyone?

Sorry, just trying to impress.

Will deep fried Mars bars do?

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

knackered - been playing trains all day, but not into tunnels!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Is it time to jump on the table naked yet.......or are you all too busy eating scraps on toast and drinking

Hang on just a second while I put a cover over the carpet - red wine leaves terrible stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babysitin xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Babysitin xx

but this is a party for the grown ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never seem to get out much these days. That's what having kids does for ya.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

all shagged out from last night and this afternoon, so we cabbaging on couch wi vodka tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a bloody flatpack coffee table together. and mate came round for coffee.

Quite a nice evening.

tomorrow its sunday lunch and drinkies for mates birthday and then a wi in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Putting a bloody flatpack coffee table together. and mate came round for coffee.

Quite a nice evening.

tomorrow its sunday lunch and drinkies for mates birthday and then a wi in the kitchen

Have you got your telly working yet?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Putting a bloody flatpack coffee table together. and mate came round for coffee.

Quite a nice evening.

tomorrow its sunday lunch and drinkies for mates birthday and then a wi in the kitchen

Have you got your telly working yet?"

not worth it on a saturday night even if she has!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

brother did it. reckoned i was too blonde

ahem !

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"but got plenty more ingredients in the fridge, can soon knock up another one - got some wine here too"

Who are you knocking up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Im watching barbara windsor,Ive adored her since I was a child

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Got some tequilla here.... and plenty of beer and wine

ooohhh will bring crisps and doritos too

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"but got plenty more ingredients in the fridge, can soon knock up another one - got some wine here too

Who are you knocking up?

Wouldn't you like to know - you had an invite tonight I didn't

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

been out and come back

how has everyones evening gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever so quiet in here ya know.

Im playing with meself cuz im bored.

freecell i may add

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Ever so quiet in here ya know.

Im playing with meself cuz im bored.

freecell i may add

I'm playing pyramid solitaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moved into my new flat today, free at last but completely knackered, unpacking can wait till tomorrow

Who are you?....... Gatecrasher!!!!!

If you`ve got some drink you can come in.

I've been coming into the forums for months

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have the mark of Satan upon me and am thus unmeetable.

Or I just didn't proposition anyone recently.

You can all make up your own mind as to which is more likely...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have the mark of Satan upon me and am thus unmeetable.

Or I just didn't proposition anyone recently.

You can all make up your own mind as to which is more likely...

better the mark of satan than santa

come here and sit on me ?

you know sharpy, i'd occasionally pm you if i wasnt blocked , such is life

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

There's nothing you can't say to me publicly, Mr Shroom

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oh there is believe me

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'd report you!

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