FabSwingers.com forum: What to do with your other hand while Masturbating?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Um.... kind of self-explanatory subject.....isn't it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um.... kind of self-explanatory subject.....isn't it???

Hold his head down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh did you mean doing myself ?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Oh did you mean doing myself ?"

Yehhh and i dunt mean type on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on I'll go into visualisation mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A range of unmentionables...... and sometimes nuttin'

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Drive......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

waving to the other people on the bus...

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operating the mouse, of course....?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

and you need to ask ?..... yeah.. makes the wheels on the bus go round and round..

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"Um.... kind of self-explanatory subject.....isn't it???

Hold his head down"

That made me laugh so much!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to keep the binoculars focused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

and you need to ask ?..... yeah.. makes the wheels on the bus go round and round..

Lol the passengers on the bus go wank wank wank...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

and you need to ask ?..... yeah.. makes the wheels on the bus go round and round..

Lol the passengers on the bus go wank wank wank..."

..all day long?

Watch out for them friction burns!

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

and you need to ask ?..... yeah.. makes the wheels on the bus go round and round..

Lol the passengers on the bus go wank wank wank...

..all day long?

Watch out for them friction burns!

Are they worse than rope burns Wishy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold the cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the pages whichever edition of my "Serial killers, past and present" collection is in my lap.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errmm...

I use both hands...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Errmm...

I use both hands...

one for you and one for him ??

I am joking tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errmm...

I use both hands...

one for you and one for him ??

I am joking tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waving to the other people on the bus...

Ha ha you never do it on the bus do you???

and you need to ask ?..... yeah.. makes the wheels on the bus go round and round..

Lol the passengers on the bus go wank wank wank...

..all day long?

Watch out for them friction burns!

Are they worse than rope burns Wishy??

I don't give rope burns. I draw the rope slowly and sensually across the skin, across the nipples, through the legs, very s l o w l y ...

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

" I don't give rope burns. I draw the rope slowly and sensually across the skin, across the nipples, through the legs, very s l o w l y ...

Is it my turn yet???

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hold phone to ear ??lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I don't give rope burns. I draw the rope slowly and sensually across the skin, across the nipples, through the legs, very s l o w l y ...

Is it my turn yet???

You'd look fabulous in an outfit made entirely of rope. I use one 20metre length which takes about 15 minutes to apply, so you have to stand absolutely still, butt nekid for 15 minutes while I work on you. Still wanna try?

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"You'd look fabulous in an outfit made entirely of rope. I use one 20metre length which takes about 15 minutes to apply, so you have to stand absolutely still, butt nekid for 15 minutes while I work on you. Still wanna try?

Love to - be there about midight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to - be there about midight!!

I'll make sure the house is warm as it can get quite chilly standing there for 15 mins with no clothes on, your nipples will get nice and erect.... um... sod the heating eh?

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"I'll make sure the house is warm as it can get quite chilly standing there for 15 mins with no clothes on, your nipples will get nice and erect.... um... sod the heating eh?

Please can it be warm - I'd rather be trembling with pleasure than shivering with cold!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i am on my own usually the mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it used to be holding the girlie porn mag (Fiesta etc) but these days, nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dildo is so big it needs two hands

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By *ouch PotatoMan
over a year ago

nationwide.

"my dildo is so big it needs two hands

Well i have 2 spare hands if it needs holding

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I lie on it so that it's numb when it takes over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dildo is so big it needs two hands

What the hell is it a telegraph pole?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i never thought about this before.my left hand,gives none of the love,but still gets the same benefits as the right.selfish bastard,it could be a cat.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use both hands!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I use both hands!

need a 3rd

god loves a trier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use both hands!

need a 3rd

god loves a trier..."

Its not big enough for 3 hands but i wish it was

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

one hand for dildo one hand for bullet vibe - simples

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hold the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildo and vibe! Toys and Mirrors! Women are more adventurous than men! We just use hands!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fook you lot do some strange things!!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

picks me nose

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

At least no one said they are eating a hotdog whilst knocking one out

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

would be too afraid of dropping mustard

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"would be too afraid of dropping mustard

Lmao i actually watched a guy put his cock in a hot dog roll at a party and put a line of mustard down its length. Wondering now if it stings your bell end

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"Lmao i actually watched a guy put his cock in a hot dog roll at a party and put a line of mustard down its length. Wondering now if it stings your bell end "

you first pal

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lmao i actually watched a guy put his cock in a hot dog roll at a party and put a line of mustard down its length. Wondering now if it stings your bell end

you first pal

I was thinking of popping into the kitchen to try it. Then i remembered the chilli incident and thought better of it!

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over a year ago

"Lmao i actually watched a guy put his cock in a hot dog roll at a party and put a line of mustard down its length. Wondering now if it stings your bell end

you first pal

I was thinking of popping into the kitchen to try it. Then i remembered the chilli incident and thought better of it!

Have done it and as long as you avoid ya japs eye its OK...

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lmao i actually watched a guy put his cock in a hot dog roll at a party and put a line of mustard down its length. Wondering now if it stings your bell end

you first pal

I was thinking of popping into the kitchen to try it. Then i remembered the chilli incident and thought better of it!

Have done it and as long as you avoid ya japs eye its OK...

It swells awfully big if you do!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Masturbating me -usually got my hands full.

Masterbating her - usually got my hands full.

Masterbating him - one finger up his ass!!!

LOL

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