FabSwingers.com forum: Lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The object of this mission is to tell a lie about the person above you.

Extra brownie points for making the OP out loud

Special brownie point if the lie seems plausible

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The object of this mission is to tell a lie about the person above you.

Extra brownie points for making the OP out loud

Special brownie point if the lie seems plausible "

This gentleman was commissioned to knit a scarf for Doctor Who, the resulting masterpiece is enshrined in "The Doctor Who Museum" at Longleat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The object of this mission is to tell a lie about the person above you.

Extra brownie points for making the OP out loud

Special brownie point if the lie seems plausible

This gentleman was commissioned to knit a scarf for Doctor Who, the resulting masterpiece is enshrined in "The Doctor Who Museum" at Longleat. "

This couple were stunt doubles for Den & Angie in Eastenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the past Miss Innocent has been mistaken for Nigella Lawson, and on occasion has nefariously enjoyed free restaurant meals as a result.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually called Clive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super is the real John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy is a David Bowie tribute artist who specialises in the early 70s androgynous phase.

He appears regulaly in Faversham.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

N.hampton often played the part of miss facer sham in amateur dramatics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody auto carrot faversham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a pro wrestler in his spare time , and is big in mexico as the el Gringo the masked foreigner, but only in the city of Mexico itself currently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious Guy used to work cash in hand as a bum double when Russ Abbot was shooting sex scenes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody auto carrot faversham"

Used to earn a living by modeling for Elizabeth Duke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious Guy is THE same guy in the video of the guy sucking his own cock....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hammers tent pegs in with his nostrils

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bubbly does too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim's mum has a photo of him as a 6yr old wearing a West Brom replica kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy is unable to accom as he lives with his parents and grandparents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ziggy is unable to accom as he lives with his parents and grandparents

Bubbly has been married 4 times. The whereabouts of her first 3 husbands are unknown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ziggy is unable to accom as he lives with his parents and grandparents

Bubbly has been married 4 times. The whereabouts of her first 3 husbands are unknown."

Miss Innocent is the heiress of the Innocent Smoothie Company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shybie accepted a parcel for next door but kept it for herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called ziggy Starbucks but works at Costa Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shybie accepted a parcel for next door but kept it for herself. "

Ziggys cock is the one Ann summers mould the vibrators on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Draws on tattoos and piercings are clip on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tattooed face masks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tattooed face masks "

He's really Peter Andre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacqs is a foot model.for Christian Laboutin shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacqs won £250 off You've Been Framed with a faked trampoline into next doors garden video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jacqs is a foot model.for Christian Laboutin shoes

Danielpierced runs the UK Justin Bieber fanclub from his shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss innocent is incredibly innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jacqs is a foot model.for Christian Laboutin shoes

Danielpierced runs the UK Justin Bieber fanclub from his shed."

Miss innocent is Justin beeber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prestatyns second best drag queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss innocent is incredibly innocent

You're supposed to tell a lie, not the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss innocent is incredibly innocent

You're supposed to tell a lie, not the truth

Lol sorry wrong forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hothornyfun works in Dudley zoo as a fluffer for two pandas they are trying to mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hhf90 used to fancy the assistant in Boots and would regularly pop in to buy extra large jonnies

He currently has two dozen gross of Trogen Ribbed Super Bull in his bedside cabinet, some of which are now out of date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss innocent is incredibly innocent

You're supposed to tell a lie, not the truth

Lol sorry wrong forum

Hotnhorny is really a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy Starbucks is actually David bowie with a cappuccino addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be married to jacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hampton got the sack from Ann Summers for keep blowing his nose on the extra large knick knocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be married to DDUK (before he had 'his' surgery).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be married to DDUK (before he had 'his' surgery)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss innocent is incredibly innocent

You're supposed to tell a lie, not the truth

Lol sorry wrong forum

Hotnhorny is really a woman "

Sshhhh don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacqs is a stunt double for Liza Minelli, but only during her "cabaret" era.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh is a catalogue model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe "

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacqs wants me back but is stuck in a love triangle with hothorny90

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Innocent does her shopping in Aldi but packs it in Waitrose carrier bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss innocent is my mistress xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin"

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

They have that many teddy bears where to put them is a logistical nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

Mrs Logistical Nightmare makes her hubby dress up as a school boy & whips his arse.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

They have that many teddy bears where to put them is a logistical nightmare "

He has nightmares

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

Mrs Logistical Nightmare makes her hubby dress up as a school boy & whips his arse."

Miss Innocent isn't, in our eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

They have that many teddy bears where to put them is a logistical nightmare

He has nightmares

They're Coronation Street extras, can often be seen in The Rovers Return.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"DDUK actually comes from Zimbabwe

Hothornyfun90 is a virgin

Miss innocent has taken my virginity

Mine too

He has a huge collection of Teddy Bears

They have that many teddy bears where to put them is a logistical nightmare

He has nightmares

They're Coronation Street extras, can often be seen in The Rovers Return."

He's seen in the background, everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He stole Barnies pants on his dinosaur tour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buy their shopping at waitrose and used aldi carrier bags

Got a job for two weeks in a cruise liner so they didn't have to pay for their holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy is Austin Powers the international man of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mysteriousguy is Austin Powers the international man of mystery "

Thinks Mysteriousguy is a fake & a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy was the inspiration for Right Said Fred's 1991 hit I'm too sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy is actually the Stig off of Top Gear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel isn't really pierced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daniel isn't really pierced "

Likes to boast about his moobs and isn't really a DD cup, but only a B

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found guilty at the sheep trials, asked for 69 more cases to be taken into consideration. Came unstuck when he asked John Noakes for a character assessment

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Found guilty at the sheep trials, asked for 69 more cases to be taken into consideration. Came unstuck when he asked John Noakes for a character assessment "

Caught dogging with John Noakes in the Blue Peter garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found guilty at the sheep trials, asked for 69 more cases to be taken into consideration. Came unstuck when he asked John Noakes for a character assessment

Caught dogging with John Noakes in the Blue Peter garden"

Likes shoving bananas down his boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosted a bukkake party which was attended by John Mccririck. A fantastic night was had by all and not a drop was spilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pixie thought she was pegging Thomas Gravesen after an Everton away game when really it was Lee Carsley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ziggy played guitar, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

It was really a ukulele and his best known song was tiptoe through the tulips

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mysterious Guy - once went to a nudist beach and convinced everyone he was Sooty AND Sweep, but not Sue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina is actually living with Shag....behind a bush in Penge. They're very happy together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boldgirl invented bold washing powder but actually uses daz to get the best whites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina takes THREE bottles into the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tina is actually living with Shag....behind a bush in Penge. They're very happy together!

This made me laugh so much

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Miss Innocent was once chair of the Penge Potato Peeling Society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Penge doesn't exist, neither does Luton, luton boy is a cgi figure from an animated 3D porn film. It flopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy is the owner of the mystery TajMahal made of toast found abandoned in Peckam a few days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N.Hampton will be the last person to post on this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh was Daniel Craig's stunt double for Bond film Quantum of Solice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better known by her stage name Danielle Pierce, the famous cross dressing lion tamer got her name after a mishap with a lions claws , a pitchfork and a carabina clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious guy isn't mysterious, he has a 372 page entry on Wikipedia that details everything he's done since the year 1864.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh is a male model staring in Pages 235 to 346 of the Littlewood catelogue. Swim wears is his speciality.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Markoh is the guy I had a secret crush on at school but he never noticed me

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funlovers look under the bed in a morning to see if they have lost any sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Markoh is a male model staring in Pages 235 to 346 of the Littlewood catelogue. Swim wears is his speciality."

Chellesterfem is the hula hoop world champion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss innocent has inflatable nipples, the valves are in her elbows

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Miss innocent has inflatable nipples, the valves are in her elbows"

Mysteriousguy is his code name, those that will remember his chart hit Mysterious Girl will know that he is actually Peter Andre..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan S will be the last person to post on this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan S will be the last person to post on this thread...."

Markoh has a basement where all those who have gone UNLOS are locked up in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody has inflated her nipples to full capacity, there isn't a compressor powerful enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh here was the inspiration for creams 1963 track; white room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found guilty at the sheep trials, asked for 69 more cases to be taken into consideration. Came unstuck when he asked John Noakes for a character assessment

Caught dogging with John Noakes in the Blue Peter garden"

Noooooo shep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xloganx is my body double.

When women ask me to send them a full body picture I cut and paste my head onto his torso.

This will never be a problem because I never take my clothes of to have sex anymore.

Last time I got naked with a woman she stole one of my shoes....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somebody stole his flock wallpaper to make psychedelic dartboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy is Kate Middleton's cousin twice removed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oy, no truthful statements or I will tell them about the time you were caught having sex with a fire extinguisher in the hotel laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oy, no truthful statements or I will tell them about the time you were caught having sex with a fire extinguisher in the hotel laundry"

Mysteriousguy is the tossing the caber champion except it wasn't a caber he was tossing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Innocent lives in a nunnery and has taken a vow of chastity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

N.hampton is really little Hampton in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy still can't tie shoelaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy is in the guiness book of records for the longest shit in history!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Previous record holder was the above poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Previous record holder was the above poster"
twice!! 2011 -13

and your mam measured it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Official adjudicator

Atmybeckncall is actually at my neck and call 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atmybeckandcall failed the slipknot audition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Official adjudicator

Atmybeckncall is actually at my neck and call 24/7"
once got his hand stuck up his own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Atmybeckandcall failed the slipknot audition."

Ziggy Starbucks once ate a hamster & then blamed Freddie Starr for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A family of chinchillas have set up home in miss innocents brassiere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious guy has recently purchased a net and a pith helmet and is now a registered and fully licensed chinchilla hunter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh is actually Heston Blumentahls stunt guy and the holes in his jeans are from cleaning up the kitchen floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mysterious guy has recently purchased a net and a pith helmet and is now a registered and fully licensed chinchilla hunter."

He's Marky Mark's third cousin, but he never boasts about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mysterious guy has recently purchased a net and a pith helmet and is now a registered and fully licensed chinchilla hunter.

He's Marky Mark's third cousin, but he never boasts about it."

ErectJim is actually Footloose Fred.

He has a passion for ballroom and keeping pigeons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh's recent search history

•Rusty Lee nude

•Rusty Lee naked

•Rusty Lee sex tape

•Rusty Lee bukakke

•Does Google store search history even in incognito tab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knightslayr was escorted from the convention hall after confusing kabuki and bukakke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feral Fawning buys cupcakes then pretends she baked them herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knightslayr was escorted from the convention hall after confusing kabuki and bukakke"

Ziggy was one half of Zig and Zag but got fired for having an orgy in his dressing room v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shybie can eat three shredded wheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feral Fawning buys cupcakes then pretends she baked them herself "

Oh that's a lame lie. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/04/15 20:10:10]"

Ziggy has in fact three eyes.

He's a psychic and lives as a vegan in Hull.

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

This woman lives in a letter box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feral Fawning gained her moniker after some midnight shenanigans in the petting zoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/04/15 20:10:10]"
nothing to say as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feral Fawning gained her moniker after some midnight shenanigans in the petting zoo"

It was a wildlife park!

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

Best meet ever.. Had me gushing like Niagra Falls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feral Fawning gained her moniker after some midnight shenanigans in the petting zoo

It was a wildlife park! "

Is that what they call your back garden now you've had the crazy cat lady starter pack delivered?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best meet ever.. Had me gushing like Niagra Falls.."
exagerates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy was once caught by alvin putting stardust in a grande cup of take out Starbucks coffee as punishment he was sent by iggy as a passenger on the orient express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best meet ever.. Had me gushing like Niagra Falls..exagerates"

Amazing shadow puppeteer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feral can manage a whole toblerone while simultaneously drinking a pint of lime

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"Feral can manage a whole toblerone while simultaneously drinking a pint of lime"

Hahaha.....that made me laugh.

Ziggy has a fetish for hairy armpits.

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Feral Fawning will only reply to cock shots and graphic one liners from people looking for sex chat.

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"Feral can manage a whole toblerone while simultaneously drinking a pint of lime"

In his younger days Ziggy Stardust used to be known as Aladdin Costa

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"Feral can manage a whole toblerone while simultaneously drinking a pint of lime

In his younger days Ziggy Stardust used to be known as Aladdin Costa"

Crystal Wheels have the largest collection of miniature glass reindeer in Europe.

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In his younger days Ziggy Stardust used to be known as Aladdin Costa"

OIGHT!!, younger days?, I'm only mid(ish) thirties you know

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Crystal Wheels did most of the marathon hidden in the back of a transit

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"Feral Fawning will only reply to cock shots and graphic one liners from people looking for sex chat.

Markoh is an enthusiastic taxidermist.

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over a year ago

ziggy starbucks is a secret millionaire and founder of one of the largest coffee chains in the UK.

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over a year ago

Crafty is not appealing, at all!

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Feral Fawning is dyslexic.

Her real name is Amber Alison Pinehurst Rockerfellow.

The third.

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Boldgirl received an ASBO and was banned from every Tesco in the country after 'the beetroot incident'.

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over a year ago

I would not want to repeatedly meet BoldGirl! I repeat I would not want to meet her at all

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over a year ago

Crafty 98 will be the last person to post on this thread....

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Markoh works as a celebratory double for Patrick Stewart and has a long standing crush on Pat Saint-clement.

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"Markoh works as a celebratory double for Patrick Stewart and has a long standing crush on Pat Saint-clement. "

Crafty has a penchant for bulky aggressive women and loves being spanked..

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"Markoh works as a celebratory double for Patrick Stewart and has a long standing crush on Pat Saint-clement.

Crafty has a penchant for bulky aggressive women and loves being spanked.."

feral fawning dislikes men with hairy chests and has a kinky obsession for dressing as Jimmy Cranky for her meets.

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over a year ago

Crafty is personal guinea groomer to her majesty the queen

Knighthood methinks

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Feral fawning is another of my ex wives

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Crafty 98 clearly has access to my Web browser history.

I think he may have bugged my house while I was in the loo...

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over a year ago

Justabit dirty gave me a trim this morning x

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"Crafty is personal guinea groomer to her majesty the queen

Knighthood methinks"

Justabitdirty is a full time nun and never harbors any impure thoughts.

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"Crafty is personal guinea groomer to her majesty the queen

Knighthood methinks

Justabitdirty is a full time nun and never harbors any impure thoughts. "

Crafty is addicted to crafting and is often found in Hobbycraft sniffing pva glue.

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"Justabit dirty gave me a trim this morning x"

DDUK used to be Bungle the Bear on Rainbow.

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"Crafty is personal guinea groomer to her majesty the queen

Knighthood methinks

Justabitdirty is a full time nun and never harbors any impure thoughts.

Crafty is addicted to crafting and is often found in Hobbycraft sniffing pva glue. "

feral fawning is a store detective in Hobby Craft.

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over a year ago

Feral knows EXACTLY where loganberry jam goes, and isn't shy about demonstrating it either

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"Crafty is personal guinea groomer to her majesty the queen

Knighthood methinks

Justabitdirty is a full time nun and never harbors any impure thoughts.

Crafty is addicted to crafting and is often found in Hobbycraft sniffing pva glue.

feral fawning is a store detective in Hobby Craft.

Crafty pays for glue in sexual favours.

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over a year ago

Crafty was the real singer on Milli Vanilli's 1990 hit Girl you know it's true

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"Feral knows EXACTLY where loganberry jam goes, and isn't shy about demonstrating it either"

At £2.56 a jar I'm VERY careful with it!

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over a year ago

Feral is bella Embergs body double

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Feral revealed who shot JR, spoiling it for everyone

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over a year ago

If you stare at it long enough Ziggy's profile pic will lead you straight into Mordor

He has an army of orcs you know

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over a year ago

Justabitdirty Orc slayer

Sorry typo

Orc layer

She loves orcs

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"Justabitdirty Orc slayer

Sorry typo

Orc layer

She loves orcs"

I have a few unreads from orcs in my inbox......anyhoo.....

Mysterious' penis is shaped like the Nike swoosh & he personally coined the phrase 'just do it'

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over a year ago

Justabitdirty has a Keith Chegwin voodoo doll

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"Justabitdirty has a Keith Chegwin voodoo doll"

Ziggy is in fact Zag's brother.

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over a year ago

Feral has a half leg, bikini line, underarm, and big toe wax

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"Feral has a half leg, bikini line, underarm, and big toe wax"

Both big toes actually. Every Summer!

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Feral eats the discarded thimbles from Latvian gypsies.....

But only the blonde ones.

Gypsies, not thimbles.

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In 1972 Markoh was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find him...

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Ziggy is a bent judge who sends people to prison for crimes they don't commit.......

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

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"Ziggy is a bent judge who sends people to prison for crimes they don't commit......."

Markoh was correct that is be the last one to post on this thread..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Markoh plants pansies in window boxes for retired burlesque dancers

They pay him in kind with partially sucked quality street toffees

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over a year ago

he wasn't the last to post either

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