FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Them Meddling Kids !

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My daughter kindly left the interior light on in the car last night.... so that's a flat battery this morning

Whip it out, stick it on charge, dash to school and hope it's ready to go soon

what have your little angels done to cause you grief lately ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wosWoman
over a year ago

east london

If they leave , change the locks or move they soon figure where they were well off and come back

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been thinking of moving out of the county when my other son leaves school next year. Sounds even more appealing now.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home? "

don't want to worry you but it aint easy for the kids to get a home of there own these days as its very expensive.our last one moved out a few months ago and he's 27

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home?

don't want to worry you but it aint easy for the kids to get a home of there own these days as its very expensive.our last one moved out a few months ago and he's 27 "

It's ok. Think i'll leave before they do and they can have this house.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have been wonder kid then I joined up at 18 so moved out. I sometimes have my mom and dad begging to pay for things as I never needed anything

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home? "

when u stop feeding them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home? "

they do leave the nest eventually. .. only trouble is they keep comeing back ....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home? "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 18 year old needs to get a job. he's seriously pissing me off being in the house all day and eating food i paid for, nicking my socks and other small items.

When do they fucking leave home? "

Hate to tell you but my eldest is 22 and still at home

She does go to uni and work part time though so not hanging about the house all day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making him do the garden, that'll teach him to stay in.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my boy flashed my boobs (he's 3 and I was carrying him across a road) at some work men doing insulation to our flat.. was mortified when I realised why the guys eyes near popped out lol.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my boy flashed my boobs (he's 3 and I was carrying him across a road) at some work men doing insulation to our flat.. was mortified when I realised why the guys eyes near popped out lol. "

Don't you love kids

I remember many years ago I was stood in the bus stop and there was this rather large woman stood next to us who smelt really bad, I could see my daughter looking at her and her nose twitching and i though oh god please don't say anything so I tried to distract her by talking and singing nursery rhymes then she suddenly shouted out....mum that fat lady really smells

I didn't know where to put my face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my boy flashed my boobs (he's 3 and I was carrying him across a road) at some work men doing insulation to our flat.. was mortified when I realised why the guys eyes near popped out lol.

Don't you love kids

I remember many years ago I was stood in the bus stop and there was this rather large woman stood next to us who smelt really bad, I could see my daughter looking at her and her nose twitching and i though oh god please don't say anything so I tried to distract her by talking and singing nursery rhymes then she suddenly shouted out....mum that fat lady really smells

I didn't know where to put my face "

I wouldn't have minded so much had he been good looking haha. omg I know that feeling! There's a mum at his playgroup I dislike and sine he started talking iv had to watch what I'm saying cause he repeats everything haha!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weet poisonCouple
over a year ago

right here

Couple of days ago our 5 year old daughter was being very quiet upstairs! And had been up there ages, so I shouted up and asked what she was doing, she came down covered head to toe in talc.... The bathroom was just as bad!!

Our list is endless about what the kids have done!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the time I was shopping and I was struggling to get to the taxi pushing the trolley in one had and pulling the push chair in the other, this rather nice black guy came running over to help and took the trolley and pushed it over to the taxi rank, my daughter was sat in the trolley seat so looking straight into this guys face, looks at me and said, mum why's that man got a dirty face

I could have died

Luckily he just laughed and said kids eh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got in a lift with my then toddler and a lady in full Niqab.

"Dad, why is that lady hiding?"

The fact that the lady laughed was a massive relief

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the time I was having a new kitchen put in, my two girls were playing upstairs as I didn't want them in the way of the kitchen fitters

Can you remember the old Dr white sanitary towel that had the loops on your wore with a belt?

Well they had been playing doctors and nurses with their teddies and down walks my daughter into the kitchen with one of these bloody towels hooked round her ears wearing it as a face mask

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the time I was having a new kitchen put in, my two girls were playing upstairs as I didn't want them in the way of the kitchen fitters

Can you remember the old Dr white sanitary towel that had the loops on your wore with a belt?

Well they had been playing doctors and nurses with their teddies and down walks my daughter into the kitchen with one of these bloody towels hooked round her ears wearing it as a face mask

"

Your kids seem a constant embarrassment. I wonder where they get it from!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I remember my daughter watching me ironing my bedding but nagging me to do her favourite thing in the world which was watching me colour the full screen of a magnadoodle using just the pen, then was in the bathroom nagging me whilst I was going crazy with the bleach and told her again that I was busy and to wait, then she went quiet and I walked into my bedroom where I'd put my freshly washed and ironed duvet set on and she'd got her bowl of coco pops that she'd been eaten downstairs and thrown it all over my duvet, worse thing was what came out of her mouth bearing in mind she was 3 at the time, she just looked at me and said well, you like cleaning don't you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the time I was having a new kitchen put in, my two girls were playing upstairs as I didn't want them in the way of the kitchen fitters

Can you remember the old Dr white sanitary towel that had the loops on your wore with a belt?

Well they had been playing doctors and nurses with their teddies and down walks my daughter into the kitchen with one of these bloody towels hooked round her ears wearing it as a face mask

Your kids seem a constant embarrassment. I wonder where they get it from!! "

No its only the one

The other two were fine

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top