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What’s Your Favorite Quote?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Whether its yours or someone else’s do you have a quote that has moved you to laughter, tears, or otherwise? Let's hear em.

One of mine is ........"You're live on television, please don't say 'bugger' 'fuck' or 'shit'...."

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

you can lead a horse to water....but a pencil must be lead

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I also like

"Some people are like Slinkies...

Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face

when you push them down a flight of stairs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can lead a horse to water....but a pencil must be lead "

There's another thing like that -

Let's try it in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that verbal contract aint worth the paper it's written on !!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Yes Madam I am d*unk. And in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly - Winston Churchill

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Womans destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must belong to all who claim her" Marquis De Sade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you just wanna watch rent a porno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/10/10 11:24:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of my favourites are from the movie Cocktail, Doug played by Bryan Brown:

Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you

The Luck is gone / the brain is shot / but the liquor we still got.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star

He made this movie!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You want the truth???? You can't handle the truth" so apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is liberty without wisdom, and without virtue?

It is the greatest of all possible evils; for it is folly, vice, and madness, without tuition or restraint."

~ Edmund Burke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Sopranos

Carmella to Tony

"You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a f**king asshole."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what makes a woman good in bed?

Being there

John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my idol Judge Judy to pretty girls who have been used and abused by blokes but take them back: "beauty fades but you'll be dumb forever!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Come in my ass'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i need now is a strong drink and a peer group.

ford prefect

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

why have a twig when you can climb the whole tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia" W.C. Fields gravestone.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

judge a man,not by how often he falls,but by how often he can rise again.

jf kennedy.

every man,wants a wife.who is a lady in the dining room,and a whore in the bedroom.

rudyard kipling.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'I would rather stand alone and be ME

than stand with others and be THEM'.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

dont piss up my back and tell me its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of woman comes the man, spends the rest of his life getting back when he can.

Peter Gabriel (Humdrum)

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

There may be no I in team

But there is a u in cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if typhoo put the T in britain who put the *unt in scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reallyfrightening thing about middle age is that you know you`ll grow out of it"

Doris Day of all people.

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By *na23655Couple
over a year ago

Sutton

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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By *ouch PotatoMan
over a year ago

nationwide.

As a lover, I’m about as impressive as a magician on the radio. – Scott Roeben

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are dying to get a place in them graveyards

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm not shagging anyone who has public hair on their head!

**said by one of the forumites - love it**

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By *JcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

A cock in a bush is worth two in the hand .....or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all the girls from the Midlands were laid from head to head...No one would be surprised...Jasper Carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated

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