FabSwingers.com forum: Weird thief

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recently had a truly incredible meet, with the most bizarre ending.

I've been chatting to someone I "met" through the forums, we just seemed to click, we both have the same sense of fun and humour.

After chatting for a few days it seemed like we'd know each other for ever and agreed to meet up for dinner.

We also agreed to book a hotel "just in case" we felt the same connection face to face, but no obligation or expectation.

I arrived first, ever the gentleman and was a bit apprehensive in case she didn't turn up.

I needn't have worried and when she walked in looked even better than in her photos. Virtually every bloke in the room watched as she walked over to our table.

Throughout the meal the sexual tension and anticipation was palpable. I'm not sure how we made it to coffee.

After I'd paid the bill we just stared at each other for what seemed like ages. She smiled and just said "room?".

We almost ran to the lift, virtually devoured each other once the doors slid closed and were almost naked by the time we arrived in the room.

The night was breathtaking, a mixture of passion, urgency and intense, tender, desire.

We fell asleep in each others arms and when I woke in the morning she was gone, just a note on the pillow beside me.

I had a lazy shower and went to get dressed, my clothes were everywhere but I couldn't find one of my shoes. I tore the room apart looking for it, even behind the light fitting.

The only place it could have ended up was in her bag, so I called her phone but no answer. I tried email and didn't get a reply there either.

As a last resort I logged in to Fab to look at her profile to see if there was any other way of contacting her.

At this point, naive that I am, I realised that I'd never really looked at her profile fully.

I noticed her verifications and to my horror saw this.....

PsychoBitch (27), Woman on 1 July 2014 by Meeting in person: Give me my shoe back you thieving cow!!!

Does anyone think I'll ever get my shoe back or do you think I've lost it for ever?

Should I just let it go and buy some new shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Cinderfella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha ace.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Buy new shoes, and lesson learned. I must ask, did you draw too much attention walking out with no shoes, or just one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the world of the trophy hunter

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pffft it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot

She sounds like a right old boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that will teach you not to read profiles properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cinderfella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disturbing yet funny at the same time. Wonder if she has a trophy case for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy new shoes, and lesson learned. I must ask, did you draw too much attention walking out with no shoes, or just one??

I walked out in just my socks so no one noticed an odd foot or an unbalanced limp. (I did have the rest of my clothes on, not JUST my socks)

Thankfully my car is automatic and she stole the left shoe, so breaking and accelerating weren't a problem.

Not sure what I'd have done if she'd stolen the right shoe though. Maybe tried to cram my right foot in the left shoe, or maybe taken my left sock off and worn two socks on the right foot for extra padding when hitting the break pedal.

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

Pahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often drive barefoot, the only downside is a black rubber mark on the ball of my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tread carefully with this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some nasty cops can give you a ticket for driving bare foot! spec the traffic ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for foots sake!

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

You were lucky,it could of been your wallet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often drive barefoot, the only downside is a black rubber mark on the ball of my foot"

Jesus Christ I read that too quickly.

I thought you said bareback......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she took one shoe and just hopped it?

That's sandaless. I mean scandalous!

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Pffft it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot

She sounds like a right old boot!"
hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"So she took one shoe and just hopped it?

That's sandaless. I mean scandalous!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always take an extra shoe

Golden rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im laughing so hard at this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had the shoe horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hahaha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If it happened to her the shoe would be on the other foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious, lucky I'd say, she could have taken your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

I will be taking 2 pairs of shoes to any meets from now on

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

How funny! I wonder if she has them on display at home.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I accidentally went home with another lady's thong in my bag once. To be fair, it had got hooked onto my suspender belt where they'd both got flung when we were otherwise occupied. And I did tell her and have it freshly laundered in my meet bag ready to give back next time we hook up. It happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell she's got a full trophy cabinet unlike mcfc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's on the forums let's hope she pops in and gives her side of the story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she's on the forums let's hope she pops in and gives her side of the story.

She is too busy trying on all her shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP should've worn crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were lucky,it could of been your wallet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that this is in some ways a funny story but it reminded me of a story that a guy who I met from another site told me.

He'd messaged a lady, who it turned out that he knew from a job he'd been at previously. They agreed to meet for a meal and then she said, why don't we have the meal at yours instead. So one of them cooked, (can't remember who) and they had an enjoyable evening. She left at some point and the following morning he found that she had relieved him of his wallet, watch, anything small and portable he'd had lying around, car keys and keys from his doors including patio.

He called the Police and they said that this particular lady was known to them, but there was not much they could do. Advised him to change his locks and be more careful next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have to ask......did you not notice she only had one leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot

She sounds like a right old boot!"

Some right weirdo's on here!

Did you get your shoe back OP?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

You know there's a one legged cuck waiting patiently at home for his new shoe.

good job psychobitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she's on the forums let's hope she pops in and gives her side of the story.

She is too busy trying on all her shoes"

Well the poor old forumite has now been accused of thievery so I'm guessing she is trying to dispose of the evidence.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If she displays the veri then I expect she feels that all bets are off!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

She sounds a slipper-y customer. If you catch her you could Scholl-d her, or give her the boot(s). Not everyone is as well (high)heeled to be able to afford a new pair of shoes every meet. I wonder if she has a trainer she sees who teaches her how to do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sounds a slipper-y customer. If you catch her you could Scholl-d her, or give her the boot(s). Not everyone is as well (high)heeled to be able to afford a new pair of shoes every meet. I wonder if she has a trainer she sees who teaches her how to do this?

What a croc!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pffft it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot

She sounds like a right old boot!

Some right weirdo's on here!

Did you get your shoe back OP?

Not got it back yet, but the note was really nice and I hope we can meet up again.

I'd get my shoes locked up in the hotel safe next time. Or maybe just wear flip flops, not an expensive pair of shoes.

Does anyone think I should steal something of hers in retaliation or revenge?

Don't say steal her knickers, she wasn't wearing any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot

She sounds like a right old boot!

Some right weirdo's on here!

Did you get your shoe back OP?

Not got it back yet, but the note was really nice and I hope we can meet up again.

I'd get my shoes locked up in the hotel safe next time. Or maybe just wear flip flops, not an expensive pair of shoes.

Does anyone think I should steal something of hers in retaliation or revenge?

Don't say steal her knickers, she wasn't wearing any."

Are you definitely sure you had 2 shoes when you turned up for the meet? We've only heard one side of this sordid tale.

If she meets you again do a quick shoe count before you get there.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thinking on, that Steelheels has been stolen, too.

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By *ugar1andspice2Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

mao

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Are you going to meet her again? You need to be shoe-r it won't happen again!

Hahaha, oh it's lame!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you going to meet her again? You need to be shoe-r it won't happen again!

Hahaha, oh it's lame!

Taxi!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you definitely sure you had 2 shoes when you turned up for the meet? We've only heard one side of this sordid tale.

If she meets you again do a quick shoe count before you get there."

I definately had two shoes on, I know because both my feet were warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have been hopping mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread of the year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to read it again

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Maybe she is married to a one legged man and saves her buying him a guilt present for when she returns home

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

5 years on, still no sign of my shoe or that thieving bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 years on, still no sign of my shoe or that thieving bitch.

Are you hopping mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must have been hopping mad"

Oh (crap)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You must have been hopping mad

Oh (crap) "

Who said that? Bwahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 years on, still no sign of my shoe or that thieving bitch.

A women who turned heads as she entered the restaurant, a night of passion and all you can complain about or remember is the lost of a lost shoe!

Why do I sign up!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"5 years on, still no sign of my shoe or that thieving bitch.

This really was an unforgettable meet wasn’t it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Did her car have just been married written on the back.....and lots of shoes tied to the back bumper?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"5 years on, still no sign of my shoe or that thieving bitch.

A women who turned heads as she entered the restaurant, a night of passion and all you can complain about or remember is the lost of a lost shoe!

Why do I sign up!"

That awkward moment when something so obvious goes totally unmissed.....

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By *atureGuy62Man
over a year ago

DE7

Now give her back her knickers and stockings!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Was it the foot that shoe shops display, or the other one? Perhaps some connections to a shoe shop?

Is she still on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny!

Perhaps the had a friend with one leg

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I recently had a truly incredible meet, with the most bizarre ending.