FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty homes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone turned up for a meet faced with a dirty home and then went home?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

did once

excused myself saying i had left my cigs in the car and drove off smartish, on getting home blocked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not precious enough to expect people to accommodate us in a show home.

We've yet to meet anyone that has a home that would have us leaving quick smart.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Yes but it wasn't someone from Fabswingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house "

But don't you feel that your home is a reflection of you? Don't mean "the cushions clash with the curtains, get me out of here" but if it was actually unclean then I'd wonder how clean they kept themselves

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"We're not precious enough to expect people to accommodate us in a show home.

We've yet to meet anyone that has a home that would have us leaving quick smart."

how about them chucking what looked like the washing on the floor to give me room to sit, floor covered in dog hairs and an overflowing ashtray in the center of the floor and offered a coffee in a mug with not just a crack but a chunk missing,

I know we guys are supposed to do anything for a shag but you have to draw the line some where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're not precious enough to expect people to accommodate us in a show home.

We've yet to meet anyone that has a home that would have us leaving quick smart.

I know we guys are supposed to do anything for a shag but you have to draw the line some where

Yeah that type of thing would make be off putting

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

An unclean, dirty home/environment wouldn't put us in the mood to play, we'd leave as politely as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A house was so dirty I refused to wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I'm untidy but my mugs are clean and all in one piece lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A house was so dirty I refused to wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't happened but yes I'd leave.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house

agree

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Ugh!!!... I have the weakest stomach in the world!!

Dirty houses is a definate deal breaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say my home was dirty however I have a 3 yr old and there's often toys 'on display' in the living room which can look untidy I guess

I don't have any pets n don't smoke tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People always comment on state of my room on my pic, maybe should have tided first

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if I arrived and I didn't like the state of the place, I would leave and not give a shit about it....

it's my choice and they would be free to block me immediately

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house

true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can just imagine frantic swingers getting the hoover out and checking for chipped cups for their meet tonight pmsl

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

why the fuck would i go through with a meet if I felt the surroundings were not to my liking, I was concerned over the cleanliness of the place and anything else...

I don't need to empty them that desperately.

I do wonder at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty is different from just a bit untidy. If it was actively dirty, like I wouldn't want to use the bathroom dirty, then I'd be out of there like a shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clean but a tad cluttered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did have a meet once a long time ago. Walked in and the place stunk of cat pee, cat hairs everywhere, dirty clothes lying around and dirty crockery, and they themselves were unclean, greasy hair and dirty clothes

We left pretty quickly making an excuse

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I try and keep my house tidy but hubby is a hoarder

its clean though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house is often untidy but never dirty. And if we're expecting a visitor I try to tidy up as best I can before they get here! I totally agree that your house is a reflection of you and says alot about you/your life (ours probably says chaotic but clean!) if someone doesn't worry about keeping their house clean & unashamedly invites people round then I don't trust them to care much about their personal hygiene either. Plus we wouldn't want to play in a dirty environment anyway, its hardly sexy to be rolling around in dog hair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it's the person I have gone to meet not their house

I agree!! Sorry if it sounds snobby but I would not want sex with someone whose house was filthy! I'm not expecting a show home but a certain standard

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

This is why we don't like to accommodate

Not that our house is dirty but when you have 2 kids and live in a small flat that doesn't even have a separate kitchen let alone a wardrobe to store stuff in.... There are going to be toys and piles of clean washing with nowhere to put it - not a place I like to be, let alone someone else... When we have guests we have to put most of our stuff into the boys bedroom for the evening it's just too cramped

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I wouldn't say my home was dirty however I have a 3 yr old and there's often toys 'on display' in the living room which can look untidy I guess

I don't have any pets n don't smoke tho

I don't have a living room, more a toys r us with a sofa and a tv in one corner.. Lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think a lot of us realise there is a diference between untidy and dirty.I only mention it as its just another pitfall in the ever complex world of swinging as you could get as far as their home and still be knocked back.

For the record my place is immaculate and you can eat off the floors....my sister says its like a gay home pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hasn't happened but yes I'd leave."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

Turned up

Door opened

Smell and the site hit me

I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try and keep my house tidy but hubby is a hoarder

its clean though"

Same here....i do despair... Just don't open any cupboards!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If the house was untidy I wouldn't care. If it was a biohazard I would. As long as the sheets on the bed are clean and the guy is clean that suits me.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I don't think my house is really unclean, but I am a massive hoarder so there's stuff everywhere! I always apologise to anyone visiting me so they know I'm not a total skank and that it is bad to live this way

As long as there's space to sit in the couch and a walkway round the bed and to the bathroom I think I'm doing well

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been in one without carpets and it just made me grateful for consistently being in work.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I always give the excuse the place is a mess, just in case I have missed something when cleaning and tidying.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I always give the excuse the place is a mess, just in case I have missed something when cleaning and tidying."

For some reason, and this is a scurrilous defamation, I have this vision of you trying to remember if you've tidied away all of the dead bodies

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Yes sink full of dirty pot,s empty take away carton,s every were We met them in a pub they looked clean and decent we left

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ugh!!!... I have the weakest stomach in the world!!

Dirty houses is a definate deal breaker!"

Yep,me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't.. But I have heard a Cpl of horror stories from.guys here...

Look at some on webcam.. They must live in a skip!

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

I always host but if I did travel then I wouldn't mind things being a bit untidy but not unclean.

Clean bedsheets are a must for each meet.

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

We got invited to a single females home. It was a complete shit hole.....so we made our excuses and left.

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By *ardcore28Man
over a year ago

glasgow

ye on more than one occassion

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I always make sure the house is shipshape if I'm expecting any kind of visitor...although sometimes I might have left a small pile of washing up by the sink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only once. I was prepared to look past the mucky house but when she pulled the duvet back and I saw the shit stain on the bed I said I wasn't happy and left. I got hells abuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Kim and Aggie round straight away.

Do them both (Something about Kim makes me go 'phwoar!') and leave stinky meet to tidy up themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A house was so dirty I refused to wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards"

I believe that's called zuffling....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my house is clean but looks like a bomb has hit it, hoover daily, but with a dog a cat and a 3 year old, Ioften wonder why I bother!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unclean, dirty home/environment wouldn't put us in the mood to play, we'd leave as politely as possible.

ironic how you have pics of you naked on kitchen worktops and tables hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes sink full of dirty pot,s empty take away carton,s every were We met them in a pub they looked clean and decent we left"

I prefer hotels personally although I can accommodate, I have to say pots and pans and dishes left around is my absolute number 1 pet peeve.

I NEVER have dishes lying around not even a mug, everything goes in the dishwasher.

Even when I'm not expecting anyone, regardless if it was a meet, family or friends.

One thing you'll never find in my house is dishes left out.

Can you tell I hate that?...

The few times I've gone to a meets house, they've all been pretty normal to be fair.

Nothing sticks out in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone turned up for a meet faced with a dirty home and then went home?"

Yes! A verified guy on another site,when we had just started out.Having travelled a fair way,we walked into what only can be described as a squat!

We laugh about it now and put it down to experience,lesson learnt as they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting with a guy from up by Newcastle airport and arranged for a meet for a coffee he turned up in a Audi r8 wearing teashirt and shorts and nice n clean smelling fresh, we got on great and setoff to his gated house.

it looked very nice till I got inside

I think he had a problem throwing things away

could not get moved for junk,and auld takeaway boxes,and 100s of dvds,

he when to make drinks so I sent my mate a text to ring me asap so I could get away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got invited to a single females home. It was a complete shit hole.....so we made our excuses and left."
coughs waves and leaves

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

The house was dirty, so was the woman, and loud, and bigoted, and far more gigantic than her photos....

I did a U-turn and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The house was dirty, so was the woman, and loud, and bigoted, and far more gigantic than her photos....

I did a U-turn and left."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only once. I was prepared to look past the mucky house but when she pulled the duvet back and I saw the shit stain on the bed I said I wasn't happy and left. I got hells abuse! "
classy!! you sure it wasn't a chocolate smudge!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I met ages ago, had a immaculate, fabulous apartment, opened his door having just got out of bed, into scruffy track bottoms, and proceeded to try to have sex with me in a unmade, unfresh sheets. Needless to say I wasnt turned on, did stay to give him the benefit of the doubt, sex was incomplete to be polite . His manners to asking if I wanted anything to eat or drink when he made himself something, left a lot to be desired.

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