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"about 100yrs ago, just after we got married, we were skint and it was Kates birthday I wrote her a cheque that said "Please pay Kate 1000000 kisses" Lots of love Jack She's still got it, and she says it's the most romantic thing I've ever done " ingenious do you mind if i pinch that idea next time i have a gf ? lol | |||
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"Once I was on leave from the marines and me and my girl had had a bust up, so I went to her work in my white uniform to give her flowers and propose. I strolled into the factory all dashing and handsome. I walked right up to her and gathered her up in my arms and went to carry her out of their with everyone cheering but unfortunately I lost my balance and fell over she was a right fat cow." Debra Minger! | |||
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"Once I was on leave from the marines and me and my girl had had a bust up, so I went to her work in my white uniform to give her flowers and propose. I strolled into the factory all dashing and handsome. I walked right up to her and gathered her up in my arms and went to carry her out of their with everyone cheering but unfortunately I lost my balance and fell over she was a right fat cow. Debra Minger!" LMAO very quick! | |||
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"about 100yrs ago, just after we got married, we were skint and it was Kates birthday I wrote her a cheque that said "Please pay Kate 1000000 kisses" Lots of love Jack She's still got it, and she says it's the most romantic thing I've ever done " I did that last year on Valentine's Day and Siren said, "What's the point, you never kiss, you don't like it." S'true, I'm afraid, not into face sucking that much tbh. | |||
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"Rob would say his big new Telly I got him just before the world cup started " hahahahahahaha which he couldnt get to work...because he hadnt plugged it in | |||
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"A cold beer, the telly remote and a blow job." With a cold beer and the TV remote I won't need the blowjob. Can I bank it? | |||
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"A cold beer, the telly remote and a blow job. With a cold beer and the TV remote I won't need the blowjob. Can I bank it? " The adverts were still on. | |||
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"Rob would say his big new Telly I got him just before the world cup started hahahahahahaha which he couldnt get to work...because he hadnt plugged it in " Hahahahaha thats the one Oooh that was supposed to be a secret | |||
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