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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

"
i may well regret asking this but............why?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

"

Could ruin a nice stroll in the park, dogs running after ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

i may well regret asking this but............why? "

Implants - it's the only reason I can think of to play with them

Willies - just in case the phone rings in the office & you need to err drop everything quick

Hehehe

It's FRIDAY lighten up lol 6hrs time & the weekend starts!! Now where did I bury my bone.......?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

i may well regret asking this but............why?

Implants - it's the only reason I can think of to play with them

Willies - just in case the phone rings in the office & you need to err drop everything quick

Hehehe

It's FRIDAY lighten up lol 6hrs time & the weekend starts!! Now where did I bury my bone.......? "
Lighten up???? Lighten up..ahem scuse me but i didnt understand ya post....cheeky git.....im a thick brummie you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

"

Have you not heard that Apple are to introduce a new breast implant - it will be lauched as the iTit. Apparently their target market is women are fed up of men looking at their tits but not listening to them!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

i may well regret asking this but............why?

Implants - it's the only reason I can think of to play with them

Willies - just in case the phone rings in the office & you need to err drop everything quick

Hehehe

It's FRIDAY lighten up lol 6hrs time & the weekend starts!! Now where did I bury my bone.......? Lighten up???? Lighten up..ahem scuse me but i didnt understand ya post....cheeky git.....im a thick brummie you know "

Pmsl irony - you havnt seen my bone have you?

Hmm a bone with a whistle - now that's a what if lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

i may well regret asking this but............why?

Implants - it's the only reason I can think of to play with them

Willies - just in case the phone rings in the office & you need to err drop everything quick

Hehehe

It's FRIDAY lighten up lol 6hrs time & the weekend starts!! Now where did I bury my bone.......? Lighten up???? Lighten up..ahem scuse me but i didnt understand ya post....cheeky git.....im a thick brummie you know

Pmsl irony - you havnt seen my bone have you?

Hmm a bone with a whistle - now that's a what if lol "
people try n push bones in my inbox all the time, i get a great deal of satisfaction sitting here with my hammer waiting for em to poke through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... people try n push bones in my inbox all the time, i get a great deal of satisfaction sitting here with my hammer waiting for em to poke through "

I always try to bury mine - that's if I'm lucky enough to get one!!

You know what they say...."give a dog a bone!" lol woof! (me not you! - that would be fatal! Hehe)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


".... people try n push bones in my inbox all the time, i get a great deal of satisfaction sitting here with my hammer waiting for em to poke through

I always try to bury mine - that's if I'm lucky enough to get one!!

You know what they say...."give a dog a bone!" lol woof! (me not you! - that would be fatal! Hehe)"
not fatal...just a bit messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think nipples should have a glow in the dark feature. Siren is sooo ticklish and if I hit the wrong spot, she hits the wrong spot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....certain friends came with a mute switch!

Or

....my user manual had all it's pages! Still un-sure how it all works!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playboy should be printed on sticky-free paper. Have you any idea how embarrassing it is for a teenage boy to say to his mates, "Cop a load of this one then!" only to try and open the centre pages and find them stuck together. You just can't backtrack from that. Trust me.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Playboy should be printed on sticky-free paper. Have you any idea how embarrassing it is for a teenage boy to say to his mates, "Cop a load of this one then!" only to try and open the centre pages and find them stuck together. You just can't backtrack from that. Trust me. "

Oh you def speaking from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

Have you not heard that Apple are to introduce a new breast implant - it will be lauched as the iTit. Apparently their target market is women are fed up of men looking at their tits but not listening to them!!!

lol"

Yes, I read about this, apparently it is quite the rage in parts of the States and Japan.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I hope they don't put a squeaky toy in side my Breast when i have mine done in 3 weeks time LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope they don't put a squeaky toy in side my Breast when i have mine done in 3 weeks time LOL "

Good luck Sir...Hope the wife enjoys them..

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Breast implants came with a squeaky toy in side them!

Or willies had a masturbation quick release!

"

you could always try putting one of them party trumpet things that uncurl up your rolf. Much cheaper than an implant and every one will know when you hoofed one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart were dayglow pink then you could see who really did it

and

people actualy read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks with an inflation valve,now that would be useful.

"One size fits all!"

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks with an inflation valve,now that would be useful.

"One size fits all!"

XXXX"

oh they got em, just not real ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALaajR2Wcjk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen some of the breast implants on here....really wish they would keep their bras on....lol

Must have some kinda squeaky toy in them coz most look like the dog been chewing on them!!!!!

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