FabSwingers.com forum: A know what I want for Christmas...

By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

can someone ship me a Hungarain Beauty... the country is full of stunning women... I'm even tempted to just stay and not return to the UK... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know what you mean i was there a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you just come back from Hungry?

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

I'm still here in a state of shock... well just for a few more days... it such a sea of beauty... I'm struggling to know why I need to return to the UK... I just need to find my future girlfriend and offer her a new life in the UK I think? lol

Seriously I've never seen so many stunning women perfect figures... very very pretty and just wall to wall... its tight jean or legings... heels... or calf high boots... cute tight sweet looking bums... hour glass figures and an accent that just makes you cum in pants on the spot... I so would love to date a Hungarian woman honestly...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm still here in a state of shock... well just for a few more days... it such a sea of beauty... I'm struggling to know why I need to return to the UK... I just need to find my future girlfriend and offer her a new life in the UK I think? lol

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Question to the OP..what the fuck are ya doing typing on here then? Get ya ass "out there"

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Question to the OP..what the fuck are ya doing typing on here then? Get ya ass "out there"

I know... I know... but sadly I'm suffer from the horrible Mosquito bites... so I honestly look like the fucking elephant man! lol

Jesus the evil little bastards don't agree with me... so here I am in a country full of wall to wall beauty looking like a bag of shite... it not fair... lol

I feel a return trip is needed... once I look my best...? hum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone ship me a Hungarain Beauty... the country is full of stunning women... I'm even tempted to just stay and not return to the UK... lol

You should go down to Mile end in London, they got them lying around all over the place down there. Cheap too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question to the OP..what the fuck are ya doing typing on here then? Get ya ass "out there"

I know... I know... but sadly I'm suffer from the horrible Mosquito bites... so I honestly look like the fucking elephant man! lol

Jesus the evil little bastards don't agree with me... so here I am in a country full of wall to wall beauty looking like a bag of shite... it not fair... lol

I feel a return trip is needed... once I look my best...? hum..."

Aha! You didn't plug your 'come on then fookin mossie wanker, come and have a chomp on this' mossie repellant machine into the wall on arrival, did you?

...and you haven't had your 'anti-hissie wotsems' tablets for when one of the annoying little bastards has emigrated from Chernobyl and sees your machine as a 'hole in the wall stop-and-chomp' diner.

Well it's ya own goddam fault then. Fancy going to a pussy hotspot and not being prepared. Baden-Powell created a movement just for people like you where he knew that once they'd progressed from climbing trees and tying two cats tails together and throwing them over a washing line to watch them fight to the death would be on the hunt for some nice hairy easy to lay like lino eastern european pussy.

Didn't they teach you anyfink at skool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to avoid being bitten by mossies, take vitamin B "brewers yeast" tablets a week before going away, or a teaspoon of marmite in the mornings.

Re Hungarian girls, they get those gorgeous figures from their "all turnip" diets. Offer them a beetroot and they'll be all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor

saw them both in old films recently, absolutely stunning ladies.

I'm sure there was another sister too but can't recall her name

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