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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So today I was in a supermarket and a woman walked past me with a couple of melons. My god, the urge to say 'nice melons' was sooooooooooooooo strong.

When the perfect comedy moment arises and no one else is with you, do you go for it or bite your tongue?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, it's like I've got a 'Carry on ' film playing in my head!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I would too ....

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have to say it -

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Truth is

Nice melons isn't pervy

What they perceive it to be is another matter

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd of just said it. There is no filter between my brain and my mouth. If it's in there is gonna come out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she might have got them purely to see if she got a reaction - might try it myself

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"she might have got them purely to see if she got a reaction - might try it myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she might have got them purely to see if she got a reaction - might try it myself "

I like the way your looking at this.. Maybe I'll start my shopping at the banana section... Nope fuck it ; I'll just walk around M&s with a hard on..

.....yes M&S I'm a snob ;p

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I would have said it in most cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she might have got them purely to see if she got a reaction - might try it myself

I like the way your looking at this.. Maybe I'll start my shopping at the banana section... Nope fuck it ; I'll just walk around M&s with a hard on..

.....yes M&S I'm a snob ;p"

its the gemini side of me - see things from both sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If it's in there is gonna come out.. "

I take it you don't swallow.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have just said it.

My nickname amongst my friends is 'tourettes'?!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I'd have said it...

Followed by an "OOoo matron" if I got an aggressive or insulting answer.

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