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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?

Shop Assistant: Yes.

Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!

Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.

Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?

Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.

Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.

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over a year ago

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Richie: Well it wasn't my fault I got so terribly ill I had to order you to cancel your birthday party.

Eddie: You weren't ill, you just ate a tin of curry powder and painted your face green. I knew it was a hoax because the paint washed off when that enema backfired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie: Here we are

[handing tea out]

Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.

Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.

[Drinks some and retches]

Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?

Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.

Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Eddie: Here we are

[handing tea out]

Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.

Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.

[Drinks some and retches]

Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?

Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.

Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!"

Best...episode...everrrrr...

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

[Eddie has made an exploding carrot]

Richie: Bloo-dy bril-jant, Eddie! Yeah! Hey, got any more?

Eddie: Mais oui, mon brave!

Richie: What?

Eddie: Certainement, mon general!

Richie: Oh Christ, he's gone all Welsh on me again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely fucking love Bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eddie: Here we are

[handing tea out]

Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.

Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.

[Drinks some and retches]

Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?

Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.

Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!

Best...episode...everrrrr... "

Makes me laugh just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

custard pants...best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest comedy series ever, bar none

The remixed scenes all over youtube and belly achingly funny aswell

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I absolutely fucking love Bottom.

"

Careful Ben!

People will think you've caught 'the ghey' saying things like that!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman: And your name?

Eddie: Edward Hitler.

Women: Ooh, any relation?

Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.

Women: No, no I meant to Adolf Hitler.

Eddie: Yes, that's her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richie: What religion are you Eddie?

Eddie: I dunno.

Richie: Well what was your mother?

Eddie: A wrestler.

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Richie: What did we do? What did we do?

Eddie: Well it's your fault for touching up the burly Ferris wheel attendant.

Richie: I thought she was a girl.

Eddie: They were pectorals you fool!

Richie: Well she had an earring.

Eddie: Yeah, through HER foreskin.

Richie: Yes, which I found out later much to my distress!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm currently watching bottom on Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy genius (I miss Rik )

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Comedy genius (I miss Rik )"

RiP Rik

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm currently watching bottom on Netflix "

Good Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All single guys on here should watch series 1 ep1 for tips on how to behave on a pub social

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By *hortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"All single guys on here should watch series 1 ep1 for tips on how to behave on a pub social "

sssshhh stop giving away good tips!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I absolutely fucking love Bottom.

Careful Ben!

People will think you've caught 'the ghey' saying things like that!

A"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the one where they attached legs on backwards?

Sewed them on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the one where they attached legs on backwards?

Sewed them on..

"

No, it's the one where they use a dodgy 'sex spray' and try and pull in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All single guys on here should watch series 1 ep1 for tips on how to behave on a pub social

sssshhh stop giving away good tips!!"

Ooops, you're right, I need to keep their technique to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the one where they attached legs on backwards?

Sewed them on..

No, it's the one where they use a dodgy 'sex spray' and try and pull in the pub."

I have one scene in my head from that series and it's the back to front knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eddie: Here we are

[handing tea out]

Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.

Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.

[Drinks some and retches]

Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?

Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.

Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!"

I know it's not Bottom, but i'll always remember the bit of the Young Ones where someone said "Oooh look, the mouse has d*unk all the tea" pulling the mouse out by it's "tail".

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I used to love Bottom when I was a kid...

"Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!" Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to love Bottom when I was a kid...

"Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!" Brilliant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Behind the radio)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Agh hah haa

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