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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a versatile word "fuck" is

Show you're suspicious of someone "who the fuck are you?"

To show you're lost "Where the fuck am I"?"

To point them in the right direction "Fuck off"

To show you're in trouble "I'm fucked now"

When you're panicing "Let's get the fuck out of here"

To show your resigned to a situation "Oh fuck it"

To show you're aggressive "Fuck you"

To show you're surprised "Oh fuck me"

To show you're confused "What the fuck?"

To show dispair "I'm fucked again"

To show denial "I didn't fucking do it"

To show apathy "who gives a fuck?"

What a versatile word "fuck" is? Be sure to use it as much as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck!

Sorry- just been to see Mrs Brown at the beeb :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a versatile word "fuck" is

Show you're suspicious of someone "who the fuck are you?"

To show you're lost "Where the fuck am I"?"

To point them in the right direction "Fuck off"

To show you're in trouble "I'm fucked now"

When you're panicing "Let's get the fuck out of here"

To show your resigned to a situation "Oh fuck it"

To show you're aggressive "Fuck you"

To show you're surprised "Oh fuck me"

To show you're confused "What the fuck?"

To show dispair "I'm fucked again"

To show denial "I didn't fucking do it"

To show apathy "who gives a fuck?"

What a versatile word "fuck" is? Be sure to use it as much as you can "

My latest favourite is "Off you fuck!"

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv4ZqBw5F4

heres the film, lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayor of Hiroshima - “What the f*ck was that?”

Captain of the Titanic - Where’s all the f*cking water coming from?”

Michelangelo - “You want me to paint what on the f*cking ceiling?”

Einstein - “Any f*cker could understand that.”

John Lennon - “Is that a real f*cking gun?”

Richard Nixon - “Who’s going to f*cking know?”

Picasso - “It does f*cking look like her.”

Christopher Columbus - “Where the f*ck are we?”

Michael Jackson - “I told you I didn’t f*cking f*ck him!”

George Bush - “Fcuk! I can’t spell.”

Noah - “Scattered showers, my f*cking arse.”

Paris Hilton - “f*ck me.”

Bill Clinton - “I should have f*cked her.”

Leonardo da Vinci - “Call that a f*cking smile?”

Non of theses are mine - but the old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

hahahaha I love the Picasso one

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"hahahaha I love the Picasso one "

JFK - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me!...I thought it was just for fucking pissing with. Adam after his first play with Eve

(that is one of mine lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could just do with one now

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

You forgot ...... To express astonishment. ' fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"hahahaha I love the Picasso one

JFK - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head""

you can fill the hole in my face anytime you want sexy!!!!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with one now "

I could do with one too

Right now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with one now

I could do with one too

Right now ."

No takers lol

It will just have to wait till the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with one now

I could do with one too

Right now .

No takers lol

It will just have to wait till the morning "

awww what a fucking pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with one now

I could do with one too

Right now .

No takers lol

It will just have to wait till the morning

awww what a fucking pain "

Look on the bright side .

This pain will be someones gain

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I could just do with one now

I could do with one too

Right now .

No takers lol

It will just have to wait till the morning

awww what a fucking pain "

the only pain i got is in my wrist from sorting myself out tonight til i get tomorrows meet on the go!!! LOL

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Roll on the fecking weekend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck is a very decadent and delightful word. A little guttural like cunt and sodomy but they leave an impact when used which is appealing most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General Custer: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

Last thing heard from the Space Shuttle Challenger:

"Oh for fuck's sake, let her drive and maybe she'll stop fucking whining!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"General Custer: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

Last thing heard from the Space Shuttle Challenger:

"Oh for fuck's sake, let her drive and maybe she'll stop fucking whining!""

From that i assume your the male half. The lack of bollocks on your avatar confuses the issue. Anyway the word fuck in "for fuck's sake dilutes the effect of the word it has to be said which is a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fucking strange thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitler - where the fuck did all them tanks come from!

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham


"General Custer: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

Last thing heard from the Space Shuttle Challenger:

"Oh for fuck's sake, let her drive and maybe she'll stop fucking whining!"

From that i assume your the male half. The lack of bollocks on your avatar confuses the issue. Anyway the word fuck in "for fuck's sake dilutes the effect of the word it has to be said which is a shame. "

shut the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"General Custer: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

Last thing heard from the Space Shuttle Challenger:

"Oh for fuck's sake, let her drive and maybe she'll stop fucking whining!"

From that i assume your the male half. The lack of bollocks on your avatar confuses the issue. Anyway the word fuck in "for fuck's sake dilutes the effect of the word it has to be said which is a shame. "

What the fuck has our avatar got to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hitler - where the fuck did all them tanks come from!"

Hitler: "The fucking Americans are where? Shit, where's me fucking gun!"

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

It’s quite fun when used as inverse thought…

“Hi so good to see you”

(What fuck do you want?)

“Dad I love you”

(What’s it going to fucking cost me?)

“Darling what do you think of these shoes?”

(How fucking much?)

“Good evening officer”

(I’m fucked!)

etc.

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