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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what tasks would you have the dominant butler see to this afternoon, is there something you would need a butler to do, and do I have the skills to do it

What ever comes to your mind

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Something in the library with a length of lead piping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something in the library with a length of lead piping. "

Right away m'am, they will bother you no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell does a Dominant Butler work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have answered my door 5 times to guests already today. I need a butler?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the hell does a Dominant Butler work? "

Glad you asked, my role is to provide assistance to the mistress or master to make his or her playtime more enjoyable, I am not there to be dominated, but to get those to be dominated ready and shall we say compliant, before being introduced to his/her lordships chamber, if you want to know more then let me know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have answered my door 5 times to guests already today. I need a butler?"

No problem miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you would answer the door to subbie me and prep me....Hmmmm what if you are better than the "master"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you would answer the door to subbie me and prep me....Hmmmm what if you are better than the "master" "

Then you are going to be one lucky girl aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you would answer the door to subbie me and prep me....Hmmmm what if you are better than the "master"

Then you are going to be one lucky girl aren't you "

Lucky or in all sorts of trouble with 2 of you!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

What are Littles? (serious question)

And what constitutes a 'proper Manor?' (ok maybe not so serious, but did make me chuckle)

My floggers need chilling and restraints set up ready for tomorrow please, and I will need to have my stockings put on me - I always snag them with my nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are Littles? (serious question)

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Noone under age x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't a 'Little' the term used for a daughter/son half of a Daddy child fetish pertnership ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are Littles? (serious question)

And what constitutes a 'proper Manor?' (ok maybe not so serious, but did make me chuckle)

My floggers need chilling and restraints set up ready for tomorrow please, and I will need to have my stockings put on me - I always snag them with my nails. "

Littles are something that I'm not party to, it's something I leave to other daddy dom's, a little is someone who gets a kick out of behaving child like, but not necessarily presenting themselves as a child.

Would ones restraints be requiring a buff with a soft cloth?

Stockings are a speciality, thee is something very soothing about smoothing nylon along soft smooth skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh aye maybe! I always think little ones (ever learning)

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"What are Littles? (serious question)

And what constitutes a 'proper Manor?' (ok maybe not so serious, but did make me chuckle)

My floggers need chilling and restraints set up ready for tomorrow please, and I will need to have my stockings put on me - I always snag them with my nails.

Littles are something that I'm not party to, it's something I leave to other daddy dom's, a little is someone who gets a kick out of behaving child like, but not necessarily presenting themselves as a child.

Would ones restraints be requiring a buff with a soft cloth?

Stockings are a speciality, thee is something very soothing about smoothing nylon along soft smooth skin "

Ahhh thank you Geoffrey.

And, yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm also very good at being a human restraint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are Littles? (serious question)

And what constitutes a 'proper Manor?' (ok maybe not so serious, but did make me chuckle)

My floggers need chilling and restraints set up ready for tomorrow please, and I will need to have my stockings put on me - I always snag them with my nails.

Littles are something that I'm not party to, it's something I leave to other daddy dom's, a little is someone who gets a kick out of behaving child like, but not necessarily presenting themselves as a child.

Would ones restraints be requiring a buff with a soft cloth?

Stockings are a speciality, thee is something very soothing about smoothing nylon along soft smooth skin

Ahhh thank you Geoffrey.

And, yes please. "

You assume that my name is Geoffrey, how quaint of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like you to dress-up as Carmen Miranda and make like a statue in-front of my window , posed in such a fashion so the sunlight won't bleach my soft furnishings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like you to dress-up as Carmen Miranda and make like a statue in-front of my window , posed in such a fashion so the sunlight won't bleach my soft furnishings "

I have a uniform that is sufficient for me to perform my duties but if you have a stiff hat and a lot of fruit I may be able to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like you to dress-up as Carmen Miranda and make like a statue in-front of my window , posed in such a fashion so the sunlight won't bleach my soft furnishings "

Oh and are you saying I've got a fat arse? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like you to dress-up as Carmen Miranda and make like a statue in-front of my window , posed in such a fashion so the sunlight won't bleach my soft furnishings

I have a uniform that is sufficient for me to perform my duties but if you have a stiff hat and a lot of fruit I may be able to help "

Who you calling fruity......

fruity....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are Littles? (serious question)

And what constitutes a 'proper Manor?' (ok maybe not so serious, but did make me chuckle)

My floggers need chilling and restraints set up ready for tomorrow please, and I will need to have my stockings put on me - I always snag them with my nails.

Littles are something that I'm not party to, it's something I leave to other daddy dom's, a little is someone who gets a kick out of behaving child like, but not necessarily presenting themselves as a child.

Would ones restraints be requiring a buff with a soft cloth?

Stockings are a speciality, thee is something very soothing about smoothing nylon along soft smooth skin

Ahhh thank you Geoffrey.

And, yes please.

You assume that my name is Geoffrey, how quaint of you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like you to dress-up as Carmen Miranda and make like a statue in-front of my window , posed in such a fashion so the sunlight won't bleach my soft furnishings

I have a uniform that is sufficient for me to perform my duties but if you have a stiff hat and a lot of fruit I may be able to help

Who you calling fruity......

fruity.... "

I would never call you fruity, saucy yes but never fruity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No more takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need the gearbox taking out of my landrover so I can change the drive plate. Any good with spanners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need the gearbox taking out of my landrover so I can change the drive plate. Any good with spanners?"

How old is the land rover, you may come across some whitworth bolts if it's one of the older ones, do you have a clutch alignment tool, I have mislaid mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I intend hosting a garden party and would appreciate your assistance whereby your task will be wearing a bilious green frog outfit whilst sitting on an artificial Lilly pad set adrift in the confines of an illuminated Barbie paddling pool positioned on the east lawn well out of view of the guests ...

You will be required to make frog noises....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I intend hosting a garden party and would appreciate your assistance whereby your task will be wearing a bilious green frog outfit whilst sitting on an artificial Lilly pad set adrift in the confines of an illuminated Barbie paddling pool positioned on the east lawn well out of view of the guests ...

You will be required to make frog noises.... "

Remind me is that the East lawn where the pile of house bricks that were intended to become a brick bbq are stored?

Fuck it I'll do it, I'm game for a laugh why not lol

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