FabSwingers.com forum: Fabbers expert help and advice needed!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I'm no longer a complete spring chicken a fortnight ago I decided to buy for the very first time in my life some face cream stuff to preserve my boyish young looking beauty (in my dreams!).

Anyway, being a bloke I've been using it for about a week and a half and this morning I decided to read the instructions for the first time. Immediately I had two initial queries, where exactly are "eye contours" (which it says I should avoid) and what the heck does pro-retinol mean?

Then another concern hit me in the chops. Not liking waste and wanting to get my money's worth out of this expensive shit once I've finished rubbing it into my face I've been rubbing the residue into my cock and balls to get the clag off my hands. I figured that if I'm buying this stuff and it's meant to get rid of wrinkles then the bollocks are as good a place to test it anyway so time will tell if I end of with the smoothest ball skin on Fab.

But that's not the reason for this post. I want to know if anybody can answer the following questions;

1. Where are my eye contours and what happens if I don't avoid them as per the instructions?

2. What exactly is retinol and should I be pro-retinol or anti-retinol?

3. Are my cock and / or balls going to drop off if I keep rubbing this cream on them (or is it too late already)?

TIA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should really read things BEFORE you use them though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Using it near the eyes means you'll absorb the cream into your eyeballs and it'll irritate them. Creams are topical, and as such do not get absorbed into the skin, they lie on top of it and can slide along the skin into your eyes. Your skin can absorb chemicals fro the creams though. Creams for dry skin stabilise skin cells, so 'repair' them and do actually work.

The eye contours are just the area around your eyes, where all the wrinkles are.

2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retinol

3. No.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

1. Around your eyes !

2. Only you can decide. Depends if you want these Retinols coming in to our country, stealing our jobs, claiming benefits etc.

3. You're too late fella. Change your profile to that of TS because by my reckoning you have about 3 days left to enjoy your nads.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The eye contours are where you can feel the bone end around your eye socket under your eye up to your eyebrows. The skin there is more sensitive and can react to things that the rest of your face doesn't. If you want something for that area you need an eye cream.

If you go for an eye cream you apply with gentle patting movements (not rubbing) using your ring fingers which will be gentler than your index finger.

Retinol is vitamin A. It's about the only proven anti aging ingredient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well my cock hasn't dropped off yet and my plum sack is as soft as velvet- so far so good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever wondered WHY the scrotum is so wrinkly?

If anyone remembers back to their school days and sex education, we learned why the testicles live outside of the body in a convenient little bag.

It's to do with temperature.

Well, a wrinkled sack has greater surface area than a smooth carrier bag and therefore can dissipate heat better, and therefore stop our little swimmers from expiring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious!

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