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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

For you what job would be the worst...?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Traffic survey technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really squeamish with bones (sometimes jokes write themselves) so a butcher would be my absolute worst.

I'm also too emotional so could never be a vet, or a nurse.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Nottingham F****t matchday steward

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Pic mod on here.

Can you imagine, having to look at all those willies.

With the toilet in the background.

That they haven't even flushed yet.

(Apologies if anyone on this thread has such a pic, I really should have checked first)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any occupation where I have to wield a blunt instrument or sharp blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mopping up jizz in a peep show venue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Nottingham F****t matchday steward "

For me, its dressing up as the Liverpool mighty red mascot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could not be around any job where animals lives are ended no matter how humane. It would make me sad all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mopping up jizz in a peep show venue"

That's not a bad job tbf. Scoop it into a jar, 20.00/ shot at the fertility clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could not be around any job where animals lives are ended no matter how humane. It would make me sad all the time. "

I empathise but what about a vets assistant ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leader of the SNP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything where I have to pretend to be nice to the general public. Not a skill that comes naturally to me at all. I found bar work, retail work, call centre work and _aitressing all incredibly draining and I'm so happy now I can sit with my spreadsheets and not deal with the public anymore

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Eric Pickles' fluffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eric Pickles' fluffer. "

No need to worry , a queue of choir boys ahead of you for that.

Fucking horrible job indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I did cashiering in Bank as my first job lol

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Eric Pickles' fluffer.

No need to worry , a queue of choir boys ahead of you for that.

Fucking horrible job indeed. "

Maybe if he paid by the pound (lb)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eric Pickles' fluffer.

No need to worry , a queue of choir boys ahead of you for that.

Fucking horrible job indeed.

Maybe if he paid by the pound (lb)

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He's got the nonce gene , that's for sure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working nights in a fish factory has to be the worst job I have ever done.

Doing the job I do now has to be one of the best I love it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm lucky, I could have a job shovelling coal and by the first tea break I'd have found 5 things I like about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a conversation earlier this week with a mate, he said:

"Well, who will clean the toilets?"

....in response to me saying that people should be working on/doing a job that they actually like.

Well, see, if the guy who cleans my toilet could instead be doing something really creative like..drawing a picture freehand for a living or something like that...

I will clean my own toilet.

I suggest that this is not the end of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S I don't have anyone to clean my toilet but you get my point.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Urollogist.... just works with a bunch of cocks all day...

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By *in man 84Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Plumber. Or a care worker that has to sort out shity old people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking warden

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Dentist,all those manky teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any job where i get paid minimum wage or less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything repetitive. My brain would burst through boredom.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milking Cows, albeit mechanized.

Getting pissed on,shat on,and having seven shades kicked out of you. Yeah, I know,some of us pay good money for that. But 500 odd Cows, and just two of us in the parlor!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. lol

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Being the pope ( no sex - it would kill me)

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

the one ive just quit ..tho it was very well paid it was crippling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my younger sister, amazon is the worst job! She lasted one full 10 hour shift and 37 minutes into the following day as a picker! Came home crying and almost having an asthma attack and had shin splints and sore feet! Bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involved clearing up puke on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telesales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being the pope ( no sex - it would kill me)"

Errrrrr. The pope , bishops and staff have access to as mush pussy and cock they want . The church is both corrupt and hypocritical .

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Gutting fish :/

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Milking Cows, albeit mechanized.

Getting pissed on,shat on,and having seven shades kicked out of you. Yeah, I know,some of us pay good money for that. But 500 odd Cows, and just two of us in the parlor!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. lol "

I don't think I could be doing with dairying and I work with pigs three days a week.....

(its mostly about the hours though - I can deal with cows)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really squeamish with bones (sometimes jokes write themselves) so a butcher would be my absolute worst.

I'm also too emotional so could never be a vet, or a nurse. "

I can't do bones either blood yes guts yes bones im a wreak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to my younger sister, amazon is the worst job! She lasted one full 10 hour shift and 37 minutes into the following day as a picker! Came home crying and almost having an asthma attack and had shin splints and sore feet! Bless!"

Yeah I've heard shocking things about working for Amazon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husbands dad worked in a chicken processing factory omg the stink is unbelievable n he wasn't the most hygienic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telesales

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After consultation with the hubby I am revising my answer to abbatoir worker.

His is chiropodist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pal was a wagon driver, worked for the now closed Lancaster fags and proteins, a rendering plant....went out with him, we once dropped an empty tipper trailer at the slaughterhouse and picked up a full one..full of lamb intestines I believe.....what a stench! It was ok moving but sat at the lights it was vomit inducing....I got out before he tipped...I wasn't going in. It's processing facility...or was....where they process such products into various fats and proteins and whatever that gets sold on to go imo stuff like animal feed, and even some makeup I believe

Anyhow....there would be the worst job....just that one run and I stank... It was in my clothes, on my skin....foul....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could think of loads of things i wouldnt like to do but i would hate anything that involved being in a crowd or an enclosed space ..so inside the trafford centre is a no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst job I ever has was picking the lobsters from Jane Mansfields ass......

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"My pal was a wagon driver, worked for the now closed Lancaster fags and proteins, a rendering plant....went out with him, we once dropped an empty tipper trailer at the slaughterhouse and picked up a full one..full of lamb intestines I believe.....what a stench! It was ok moving but sat at the lights it was vomit inducing....I got out before he tipped...I wasn't going in. It's processing facility...or was....where they process such products into various fats and proteins and whatever that gets sold on to go imo stuff like animal feed, and even some makeup I believe

Anyhow....there would be the worst job....just that one run and I stank... It was in my clothes, on my skin....foul...."

My dad worked in a place like this for the last 12 years of his working life. Every day he would shower before he came home, send his work clothes to the on site laundry so mum didn't have to put up with them and still he would stink so bad when he walked in the door that she'd send him straight for a bath.

I can't imagine how horrific it was to have to work there. It was made even worse by the fact that the factory next door was a maggot farm

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

For me it would have to be a n aircraft toilet browser, in aviation terms a shit sucker. They empty the aircraft toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a conversation earlier this week with a mate, he said:

"Well, who will clean the toilets?"

....in response to me saying that people should be working on/doing a job that they actually like.

Well, see, if the guy who cleans my toilet could instead be doing something really creative like..drawing a picture freehand for a living or something like that...

I will clean my own toilet.

I suggest that this is not the end of the world."

I totally agree. I would love my own cleaner but never in a million years would they be cleaning my toilet. We would always do that bit. My toilet is personal to me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My pal was a wagon driver, worked for the now closed Lancaster fags and proteins, a rendering plant....went out with him, we once dropped an empty tipper trailer at the slaughterhouse and picked up a full one..full of lamb intestines I believe.....what a stench! It was ok moving but sat at the lights it was vomit inducing....I got out before he tipped...I wasn't going in. It's processing facility...or was....where they process such products into various fats and proteins and whatever that gets sold on to go imo stuff like animal feed, and even some makeup I believe

Anyhow....there would be the worst job....just that one run and I stank... It was in my clothes, on my skin....foul....

My dad worked in a place like this for the last 12 years of his working life. Every day he would shower before he came home, send his work clothes to the on site laundry so mum didn't have to put up with them and still he would stink so bad when he walked in the door that she'd send him straight for a bath.

I can't imagine how horrific it was to have to work there. It was made even worse by the fact that the factory next door was a maggot farm"

Oops! Just spotted my error! Fats, not fags...

Fats and proteins.

But yeah, I remember my pals dad coming home and he was gutwrenching, and he was just a driver...I wouldn't fancy working in the plant

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Accountant - I got out as soon as I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being the pope ( no sex - it would kill me)"

Remain a priest and get loads of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single one has had shitty points.

I'm not a good employee.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

When i was a kid...i used to pluck turkeys for Christmas.....a guy would choke them and you would pluck them still warm...and at the end of the day you would be covered in lice......yuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumber. Or a care worker that has to sort out shity old people. "

yep! old people...some days... but some days i love my job!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Taxi driver with a minibus full of piss cans.... I lived the dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towel boy in a whore house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it was working in a plastics recycling plant, some of the stuff we used was awful. When I came home I stunk that bad , even the dog would stay away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milking Cows, albeit mechanized.

Getting pissed on,shat on,and having seven shades kicked out of you. Yeah, I know,some of us pay good money for that. But 500 odd Cows, and just two of us in the parlor!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. lol "

You deserve a pat on the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst job I ever has was picking the lobsters from Jane Mansfields ass......

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Beat me to it. Thats the worse job ever. Brilliance

Lobsterisummus bummakissamuss

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