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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When looking for a potential meet??

Us/me.. A bloody good laugh, sensual, sex, adaptability... If it doesn't pan out, a spare bed...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fun, friendly, easy to get on with and a spare bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

not a thing, we're one of those fake profiles

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Free toiletries and mint imperials

what more do you want?

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Food Scraps and affection.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I offer the full girlfriend experience... I can sulk, withhold sex and not talk all the way through an evening, sat texting my mates and painting my nails.

Or... a damn good laugh, occasionally some naughtiness, and a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm polite, well mannered, and pretty good fun (or at least I hope I am, and have been told!) I'm also very horny and love meeting new people and trying new things.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

My last rolo

Free condoms

A windbreak

Mouldy Stilton in my handbag

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My last rolo

Free condoms

A windbreak

Mouldy Stilton in my handbag

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all on buy one get two free?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can accomdate as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offer the full girlfriend experience... I can sulk, withhold sex and not talk all the way through an evening, sat texting my mates and painting my nails.

Or... a damn good laugh, occasionally some naughtiness, and a bit of fun."

See this is what I'm talking about!! Arse! Move

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"My last rolo

Free condoms

A windbreak

Mouldy Stilton in my handbag

all on buy one get two free? "

Lol

My ass is the windbreak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My last rolo

Free condoms

A windbreak

Mouldy Stilton in my handbag

"

I can imagine

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

A laugh, giggles and a share of my pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can accomdate as well"

Diamond we are on the bus. Can we request brekkie before late check out?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A cock,

Oh, uh, oops.

Um, an adventurous wicked streak, intelligence and imagination, a few interesting kinks, an amazing toy bag and experience using its contents, nice eyes and smile, big boobs (for those that like that sort of thing), a sense of humour

and as much free cat fluff as anyone could want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll turn up if we agree to meet! I'm one of those people that actually realised how unfair it is to play people and let them down!

I'd like to think I'm easy to get on with, respectful of boundaries and wishes, clean, hygienic, and I'll try my best to please!

And I promise I won't be a twat if you turn me down or if in not right for you!

Oh and I can bring chocolate if anyone wants it. Everyone likes chocolate right? Chocolate anyone???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A laugh, giggles and a share of my pork scratchings "

Oh hello lovely bloody nora long time no see!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink so I'm a cheap date.

I'm on a diet so I won't want to share/steal your desert.

I'll make sure you are home safe and sound before 10pm.

I don't pick my nose.

Or fart.

Much.

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By *p4hornyfunCouple
over a year ago

bristol

A night to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good company, deep conversation, plenty of jokes and laughs, I'm anything but boring to share a table in a bar with, as for the sex, I'm loving, sensual, passionate and gentle, I won't just have sex with your trying to reach an orgasm as quickly as possible, I want us both to enjoy it, both to feel good and energised afterwards (on the inside anyway, of course we'll both be tired ). Sex should be a positive, exciting experience, and that's what I both seek and aim to deliver.

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By *te tMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Pure filth

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

A cute butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels and pro-plus. I like my victims pliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure unadulterated filth

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"A laugh, giggles and a share of my pork scratchings

Oh hello lovely bloody nora long time no see!! X"

Hehe she is back!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full unadulterated use of my body and limbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free toiletries and mint imperials

what more do you want? "

Nothing nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of humour, a cheeky smile and a body that likes to play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A laugh, giggles and a share of my pork scratchings

Oh hello lovely bloody nora long time no see!! X

Hehe she is back!!!! Xx "

Whoop whoop and it's nice to see xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sense of humour, a cheeky smile and a body that likes to play. "

Ok I'm overting my eyes.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows what I have to offer. Guys keep bloody messaging me though. Strange people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A night to remember"

Indeed. Are you in?

Wahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

Shurrup you! Quietly delicious you are. And before you start chuntering, I know you will, I've seen yer!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My response to some of the posts on here is I bloody wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My charm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWO strong paper bags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

pmsl! "

Don't encourage her V you'll shit your pants.. If we pay a visit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note I have nothing to offer really besides sex

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

havent got those so that cuts us men out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and ahem him will make your sides need stitching,we do warped speeches.

Booking very cheap, 4 cans of fosters and were yours.

Her

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A laid back couple (one in particular, lol), down to earth, quite witty and a bit funny at times verging on the stupidity. Just a normal bunch tbh.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"On a serious note I have nothing to offer really besides sex

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Don't be ridiculous! You're lovely, good company, easy to chat to, attractive... You've loads to offer, you loon!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Fuck knows what I have to offer. Guys keep bloody messaging me though. Strange people. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My charm.... "

And having met you also young man..

Yes charming.. Are you fuck!

Adorable.. Definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

What about the rest of ya?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

pmsl!

Don't encourage her V you'll shit your pants.. If we pay a visit! "

I'll have you know I have excellent control of my bowels.

Mind you, I started taking probiotics a few weeks ago. Initially they made my digestive system a little, um, active! (I let out huge farts every time I had an orgasm )

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley


"Fuck knows what I have to offer. Guys keep bloody messaging me though. Strange people. "

It might be the hat. I like your hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

Interestingly, your tits and muff post got a couple of responses - my in depth explanation of what I enjoy from a meet and what I have to give got completely overlooked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we essentially writing our own pre verifications here.....

See....humble was gonna be one of my qualities....but you cant brag humble as a quality....it makes no sense....

So fuck knows...I'm crap otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A laid back couple (one in particular, lol), down to earth, quite witty and a bit funny at times verging on the stupidity. Just a normal bunch tbh."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck knows what I have to offer. Guys keep bloody messaging me though. Strange people.

It might be the hat. I like your hat. "

No one touches the hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

What about the rest of ya? "

Oh sorry a mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My charm.... "

I wanna meet ya so I can have a bash on yer bikes (i am shit and will crash).....so you've got that

(he'll go unlos now....just wait and see)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

What about the rest of ya?

Oh sorry a mouth "

Piss off.....every fucked has a body and a face with a mouth in it...

Yer brain woman....I like what's in there see.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

Interestingly, your tits and muff post got a couple of responses - my in depth explanation of what I enjoy from a meet and what I have to give got completely overlooked..."

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

What about the rest of ya?

Oh sorry a mouth

Piss off.....every fucked has a body and a face with a mouth in it...

Yer brain woman....I like what's in there see....."

*fucker...not fucked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a juicy fat arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to listen to you if you want to talk,

If you are tired a place to rest your head, Someone to cuddle if you are Feeling affectionate

Or a combination of Fun sex and Chocolate if that's what you really want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body weight in nasal and ear hair and balls that drag along the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good giggle, good sex (I hope), respectful. I can be one or all of your 5 a day?! And I can also be very filthy.

And if these fail.

I can moonwalk, do backwards and forwards rolls. And can even make a dead chicken out of a t-towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a big belly to rest your head on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Daniels and pro-plus. I like my victims pliable "

Oh crap I'm scared! I think my cats died!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on "

Oh shit I didn't realise that was an option when I posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it "

Hahahahaha brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on "
Noooo

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pure unadulterated filth "

Open invite, but you know that dalin x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Free sandwich afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on "

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

On two occasions I told myself I would buy the couple a drink if she dresses to impress and looks exactly like her pics, but the two of them beat me to it. Bless those couples!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Full unadulterated use of my body and limbs "

Haha, good answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!"
then they can rest their head on my belly......after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot tub good wine and a couple of free beds

O and a bit of a laugh chill and frocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

What about the rest of ya?

Oh sorry a mouth

Piss off.....every fucked has a body and a face with a mouth in it...

Yer brain woman....I like what's in there see.....

*fucker...not fucked...."

Bloody hell it was a joke if you knew me you'd know to take everything I say tongue in cheek

Thought seriously you do only need tits and a muff on here

OK what do I have to offer

Well I think I'm a nice person, told funny oddly even when I'm not trying to be calf muscles like a German shot putter for those who like a firm grip round their neck, I speak three languages fluently to covers all corners of our ever growing population unfortunately being from dudley English isn't one of them oh and I give great head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after "

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now "
mmmm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits and a muff

That's all you need on here isn't it

What about the rest of ya?

Oh sorry a mouth

Piss off.....every fucked has a body and a face with a mouth in it...

Yer brain woman....I like what's in there see.....

*fucker...not fucked....

Bloody hell it was a joke if you knew me you'd know to take everything I say tongue in cheek

Thought seriously you do only need tits and a muff on here

OK what do I have to offer

Well I think I'm a nice person, told funny oddly even when I'm not trying to be calf muscles like a German shot putter for those who like a firm grip round their neck, I speak three languages fluently to covers all corners of our ever growing population unfortunately being from dudley English isn't one of them oh and I give great head "

I'm well aware of your self debasing humour

I like that though....ya have to have some giggles with folk right?

Aye I didn't know about the languages though....ya trump me by one there...I only have two.....show off.

Firm grip around the neck....I'll take that though! All that cycling has paid dividends!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

An unforgettable experience.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please "

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My charm....

I wanna meet ya so I can have a bash on yer bikes (i am shit and will crash).....so you've got that

(he'll go unlos now....just wait and see) "

lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you "

Which end your dribbling from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you "
aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you

Which end your dribbling from? "
i havent touched him yet ...so not that end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you

Which end your dribbling from? "

I don't care.....I'll be asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes. Don't underestimate the seductive power of the Jaffa on the female!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

May I change my answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up "

Stop backpeddaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes. Don't underestimate the seductive power of the Jaffa on the female!"

Where's my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Nutella usually gets a squeeky bed but lots of attention. Last time I also gave him posh whiskey.

I'm really quite a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?"

Your gonna anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes. Don't underestimate the seductive power of the Jaffa on the female!

Where's my shoes "

Oh yeah....there's what's in your shoes too! I particularly like them bits too......forgot about that.....as you were

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow "

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

Stop backpeddaling "
oops sorry got carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack Daniels and pro-plus. I like my victims pliable

Oh crap I'm scared! I think my cats died!!! "

No worries. I'll do my best to breathe some life into that dead puss. I'm canny like that.

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over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes. Don't underestimate the seductive power of the Jaffa on the female!

Where's my shoes "

Its working already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes. Don't underestimate the seductive power of the Jaffa on the female!"

Mmmmm....I luvre Jaffa Cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome cuddles...

And sensuous oily massages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will turn up"

Your not even bacon flavoured now.....where's your u.s.p?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't! "

Awkward git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Daniels and pro-plus. I like my victims pliable

Oh crap I'm scared! I think my cats died!!!

No worries. I'll do my best to breathe some life into that dead puss. I'm canny like that. "

daft bitch.. Bring it on... I shall be revived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

Stop backpeddaling oops sorry got carried away "

I'll forgive you this time I suppose

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

1) cooking skills

2) cleaning skills

3) a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git "

You need to call them all hun, or babyyyyy I'll see you in Coventry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

Stop backpeddaling oops sorry got carried away

I'll forgive you this time I suppose "
phew thats a relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good laugh. Non stop banter. Fabulous kisses and a sensual touch.

...and most important of all. Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pure unadulterated filth

Open invite, but you know that dalin x"

Indeedy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git "

And this is news?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good laugh. Non stop banter. Fabulous kisses and a sensual touch.

...and most important of all. Me.

"

Mwahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pure unadulterated filth

Open invite, but you know that dalin x

Indeedy "

Don't get cocky now

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

A crap quick shag and the hotel bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick fuck and some haribos X

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"I offer the full girlfriend experience... I can sulk, withhold sex and not talk all the way through an evening, sat texting my mates and painting my nails.

Or... a damn good laugh, occasionally some naughtiness, and a bit of fun.

See this is what I'm talking about!! Arse! Move "

meet ya in the middle

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Oh I forgot, a wasted journey! Just to make it worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right,I've been informed that turning up isn't actually much to offer so I'll bend over and take it like a man. But I won't go quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git

And this is news? "

More a reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git

You need to call them all hun, or babyyyyy I'll see you in Coventry!! "

Oh they love that like....hunnibun I think I'll use this week...see how it goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right,I've been informed that turning up isn't actually much to offer so I'll bend over and take it like a man. But I won't go quietly "

There we go! Volume.....you can offer volume...everyone likes that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good laugh. Non stop banter. Fabulous kisses and a sensual touch.

...and most important of all. Me.

"

And a yellow pages dude! Don't forget the yellow pages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right,I've been informed that turning up isn't actually much to offer so I'll bend over and take it like a man. But I won't go quietly

There we go! Volume.....you can offer volume...everyone likes that.... "

There it is,my shining light! I offer to make you deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

Stop backpeddaling oops sorry got carried away

I'll forgive you this time I suppose phew thats a relief "

Good......was worried you'd not sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rise and fall of chat banter and wonderful sexy playtimes .. oh we make a good brew before and after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun social and satisfying sex...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git

And this is news?

More a reminder "

For me or for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git

And this is news?

More a reminder

For me or for you? "

For us all I think

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"May I change my answer?

Your gonna anyhow

Huh. Ok then, I won't!

Awkward git

And this is news?

More a reminder

For me or for you?

For us all I think "

Nobody needs reminding, I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't hurt and it won't take long.

That's it I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blt in the morning.....with brie n no mayo.....in Ldls cheese n onion baked rolls.

So damn tasty

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

O' course, the best way to find out what I have to offer is to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not meeting but I give good conversation if you like chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sustainability for older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a bag of chips and a quick knee trembler.

...not really. I'll look at my veri's later and see if there is a common thread.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Absolutely nothing. I am a vacuous decrepit vessel devoid of life...

On the plus side I live opposite Pizza Hut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking personally: a good sense of humour, a sense of fun, a never ceasing desire for approval and recognition, and an openness towards new experiences.

Speaking from Fab experience: Literally nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cake.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

You have a lot to offer.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only for you though Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only for you though Jim "

Love you Rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all, meet us at your peril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"O' course, the best way to find out what I have to offer is to meet me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least a nice hug if you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twinkle in my eye and a polite good evening to you .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Rudeness, enthusiasm, giggles, imagination, naughtiness hiding behind big innocent blue eyes and if all else fails a good natter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opportunity to become an organ donor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mutton Madrass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free sandwich afterwards

"

If you can walk to the kitchen to make a sandwich - we aren't done yet....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lollipops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fruit pastel, an elastic band. A gobble bobble and 23p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a big belly to rest your head on

ah but what if your head is employed elsewhere!then they can rest their head on my belly......after

I've got a massive urge just to come lie on ya now mmmm please

Aww I would too......I'm getting sleepy and I could just fall asleep lovely on ya just now

Good for me but you'd have to put up with a snoring dribbling idiot on you aww bless ya not sure my nelly would be that comfy all night ....might have to find you a belly then let you rest your head when you wake up

Stop backpeddaling oops sorry got carried away

I'll forgive you this time I suppose phew thats a relief

Good......was worried you'd not sleep tonight "
just so you know i slept like a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good banter, good imagination, good sex (hopefully) ayne an after glow effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pure unadulterated filth

Open invite, but you know that dalin x

Indeedy

Don't get cocky now "

Moi cocky

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Swinging

Friendly, cheeky, fairly intelligent, can be naughty, helpful, listens.

For the other 60 percent who contact me about getting into the adult industry.

Good photographer, long proven record in adult film making, the porn king of Essex lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun

Laughter

Connection

Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some thing extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Mutton Madrass"

That's the first one that's appealed. You've pulled. See above for our contribution to see if we match.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"some thing extra "

is it a jacuzzi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extensive menu in my kitchen if all fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oral midget dressed in a man city kit with a tray balanced on its head for my cup of tea, oh, and sky sports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Mutton Madrass

That's the first one that's appealed. You've pulled. See above for our contribution to see if we match. "

Hehehe, If your really Hot I can throw in a few Kingfisher beers too, and maybe a free nan bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will get you Phukt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think intelligent conversation, a few laughs, good company, being a good host and some downright hot fun!

You'd have to ask my meets what they think though lol!!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I'll turn up if we agree to meet! I'm one of those people that actually realised how unfair it is to play people and let them down!

I'd like to think I'm easy to get on with, respectful of boundaries and wishes, clean, hygienic, and I'll try my best to please!

And I promise I won't be a twat if you turn me down or if in not right for you!

Oh and I can bring chocolate if anyone wants it. Everyone likes chocolate right? Chocolate anyone??? "
this and i've quite a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun, friendly, easy to get on with and a spare bed "

same and some toys to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss poor hygiene spunk in 20 seconds rape your biscuit Tin and fart why your rimming

Eww that last 1 even made me shudder where I get my sense of humour from God only knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Mutton Madrass

That's the first one that's appealed. You've pulled. See above for our contribution to see if we match.

Hehehe, If your really Hot I can throw in a few Kingfisher beers too, and maybe a free nan bread"

Sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cane.

Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fetish for being 175.

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