FabSwingers.com forum: Spiders in my shower

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why?! Surely it's not a good place to be? Hanging around the house's biggest giant waterfall straight over the impending plug hole of doom?

I did my best to get it to go to the other end of the shower curtain and kept an eye on it.

Why are spiders not very bright?

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

They think they have one over on us coz they have got 8 legs.... Freaks!

But us women always win the war. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shudders*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider, and he was black & white and also very bright

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Why?! Surely it's not a good place to be? Hanging around the house's biggest giant waterfall straight over the impending plug hole of doom?

I did my best to get it to go to the other end of the shower curtain and kept an eye on it.

Why are spiders not very bright?"

Where do you think Incy-Wincy Spider got his training?

Mr ddc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

P.s. I call all aracnoids Henry

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"My last Border Collie was called Spider, and he was black & white and also very bright

You Just Wanted to Shout "SPIDER " Anytime your dog went near a Woman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know of they fall into the bath tub by accident or whether the unlucky ones are pushed!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter has a 'pet' spider, emormous thing in the corner over her bed, wont let me put it out the window, says it will eat the bitey bugs(cant say mosquito!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna know of they fall into the bath tub by accident or whether the unlucky ones are pushed!?!?"

Maybe it's a spider-sized version of playing chicken? Who can get the closest without tragedy? He won that one tonight.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

No spider wins in my house. If its not a shoe..its hairspray

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"No spider wins in my house. If its not a shoe..its hairspray

When my daughter pleaded with me not to kill the spider, I explained to her that all spiders are Hindu and believe in reincarnation. Thence leathering them repeatedly with my shoe is not cruel, I'm helping them on to a better life...

Though she did then explain this to the nun who taught them RE

Oops

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"No spider wins in my house. If its not a shoe..its hairspray

Shoes !! - I Watched a woman squash a poor cold almost lifeless Bumble bee the other day..

It was doing nothing but sitting in the sunshine trying to recover from a Heavy night's boozing on cans or Possibly recovering from the almost freezing cold night air...

She went out off her way to actually stand on it - I was livid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just un-daughtered the house since she went back to uni this afternoon..found the spider that 'disappeared' the other day ..hiding under the glass door from the hall to the hall ..sneaky little bugger .. the mop got it good and proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lounge to the hall even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't close enough to hit them with my shoe. It's the hoover at full hose then left on for five mins so their legs will come off and the can't climb back out the hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always the hairspray for me, slows them down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it about women and spiders? Can't understand all the fuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it about women and spiders? Can't understand all the fuss."

not this woman. shoes hairspray hoovers etc, i think its cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No spider wins in my house. If its not a shoe..its hairspray

And a blow torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this talk of hairspray? Poor we buggers just trying to get to the other side of the canyon in search of food... Now they have marauding women with cans of Elnett intent on ruining their day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spiders die quick .. one slap with a flip flop

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Just pick the poor thing up an put in the garden it cant bloody kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like the 'incy wincy Whimpy' thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am terrified of spiders and will always get someone to kill them if they come in the house.

Apart from my fear of them, it looks dirty, they would make webs and it's not right to give spiders free rein in the house - kill them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end

Don't think he will ever mend

Never more will he crawl 'round

He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never kill spiders,catch them in a glass and out the window,hope they have parachutes though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to kill spiders when I was a kid. Then my dad told me that if I carried on the mummy spider would come and whack me with her eight shoes!! I started catching them in glasses or tissue after that, and popped them in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't get all the hate for spiders. They're a amazing creatures and having them in your house is a great way to keep insects at bay.

In my house you don't kill what you don't eat. So if you kill a Spider in my house you're bloody eating it!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

The size of the huge brown/black garden spiders i get in my house..

There is no way im trying to catch them to put them outside.

They are mahoosive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't get all the hate for spiders. They're a amazing creatures and having them in your house is a great way to keep insects at bay.

In my house you don't kill what you don't eat. So if you kill a Spider in my house you're bloody eating it!"

this!!! but then we make sugar solution for bumble bees, and have a tank of tadpoles! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The size of the huge brown/black garden spiders i get in my house..

There is no way im trying to catch them to put them outside.

They are mahoosive!

Snap!

I'm sorry, and I do understand the benefits of them, but there is no logic in phobia x

The spiders in my house are safe, if they are small. And they say size doesn't matter!?!?!

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the spiders that you should fear, its those big fat crunchy moths that attack when you least expect an ariel assault and sound like they have bones when you crush them with a flip flop! Have you heard the crashing against the glass light fitting they do purposely to scare you into submission?

I understand it was a crunchy moth and a curious spider monkey that spawned the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz [shudders]

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Is it that time of year already. Apparently male spiders come out of hiding and loose there normal stealth and self preservation due to being horny...and in need of a mate. This why they end up falling into baths.... They let their cock lead them.

Sound all too familiar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pick the poor thing up an put in the garden it cant bloody kill you."

Honestly, if could I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not the spiders that you should fear, its those big fat crunchy moths that attack when you least expect an ariel assault and sound like they have bones when you crush them with a flip flop! Have you heard the crashing against the glass light fitting they do purposely to scare you into submission?

I understand it was a crunchy moth and a curious spider monkey that spawned the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz [shudders]

I'm ok with spiders but I'm terrified a moth is going to crawl into my ear in the night then buzz around in my ear canal because I once saw that on an episode of Casualty

(or possibly invented it, I'm not sure which) I can't go to sleep with a moth in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand it was a crunchy moth and a curious spider monkey that spawned the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz [shudders]

I'm ok with spiders but I'm terrified a moth is going to crawl into my ear in the night then buzz around in my ear canal because I once saw that on an episode of Casualty

(or possibly invented it, I'm not sure which) I can't go to sleep with a moth in the room."

What about the wee spiders that tend to crawl up over your chin at into your mouth at night when you're sleeping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand it was a crunchy moth and a curious spider monkey that spawned the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz [shudders]

I'm ok with spiders but I'm terrified a moth is going to crawl into my ear in the night then buzz around in my ear canal because I once saw that on an episode of Casualty

(or possibly invented it, I'm not sure which) I can't go to sleep with a moth in the room.

What about the wee spiders that tend to crawl up over your chin at into your mouth at night when you're sleeping?

They don't fly, so they're just an extra source of protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand it was a crunchy moth and a curious spider monkey that spawned the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz [shudders]

I'm ok with spiders but I'm terrified a moth is going to crawl into my ear in the night then buzz around in my ear canal because I once saw that on an episode of Casualty

(or possibly invented it, I'm not sure which) I can't go to sleep with a moth in the room.

What about the wee spiders that tend to crawl up over your chin at into your mouth at night when you're sleeping?

They don't fly, so they're just an extra source of protein "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No spider wins in my house. If its not a shoe..its hairspray

Shoes !! - I Watched a woman squash a poor cold almost lifeless Bumble bee the other day..

It was doing nothing but sitting in the sunshine trying to recover from a Heavy night's boozing on cans or Possibly recovering from the almost freezing cold night air...

She went out off her way to actually stand on it - I was livid..

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I have to regularly release Bumblebees which fly into our Conservatory and some are quite big They fly up against the glass looking For a exit but never hardly seem to Find the doorway so I guarantee that By helping them, no easy task thou as All small flying buzzy creatures make A song and dance of it to go out Most Have stings of some kind even when I,m Not sure I never handle any Includeing Butterflies because of their scales, Last may I saw my first ever hornet Come into the conservatory and photographed and videoed it in a jar Before releaseing outdoors If that Fellow stung you you,d have to go to Outpatients they carry a vicious venum Their a lot bigger than a wasp.

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