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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Dating,. Help...required

I'm out of practise, I was useless at spotting them before

I've had a feeling I need something more in my life for a bit so I've reactivated my profile on a well known site,

Ladies What signals should I look for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red means stop

If they laugh you might have told a funny joke

Or they might just feel really awkward and want to get as far away from possible from you.

It's probably the second one in your case.

Keep trying though. They do say there's someone for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't you on the undateables ?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

If a lady touches her hair, it means that she is attracted to you. Or there is a bee stuck in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she picks her nose it means she's got bogies

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If she smiles a lot it's just trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she starts yawning she's tired.

Or you're really boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll work it out....its human interaction, all instinct.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"If a lady touches her hair, it means that she is attracted to you. Or there is a bee stuck in it."

if she is scratching her pussy does it mean she has crabs or a flea.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

If a lady waves as you approach, it means that she is very excited to see you.

Or that she doesn't like the look of you, and is frantically trying to hail a taxi.

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"If a lady touches her hair, it means that she is attracted to you. Or there is a bee stuck in it."

I like bees..

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

If she gives you a vajankle she may not want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she leans in for a kiss and pulls away in disgust you've got smelly breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's wearing white trousers and there's a brown stain on the back she's sharted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she laughs when she sees your cock it's probably small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF she asks you to shower when you get your cock out then you've probably got a cheesy helmet

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"If she laughs when she sees your cock it's probably small"

You seem to have an in depth knowledge of this subject fella, are all of these snippets of wisdom from personal experience

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

if her farts smell she is full of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she laughs when she sees your cock it's probably small

You seem to have an in depth knowledge of this subject fella, are all of these snippets of wisdom from personal experience "

Yes my friend they are. Still it could be worse.

I could be on a swinging website forum asking for dating advice because I'm so rubbish ..... Oh wait !!!

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