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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...bog roll. Honestly - what's the point.

Like many I guess, I receive the daily flood of email ads from various discount code sites and the like.

So as we were running a tad low on loo rolls and having seen good deals previously I had a mooch around.

The result is we're now waiting for a mountain of cherry scented bog rolls to be delivered. Why anyone would want their starfish to smell of cherries is beyond me - but the only other choice was lemon.

And I was worried that lemon might be a bit stingy!

Anyone think of any worse fragrances for use on your ringpiece?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat food...., especially the fish flavoured ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat food...., especially the fish flavoured ones! "

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol wow .... Epic legend !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Scent that my Cellmate is wearing

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?

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By *NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

St Albans


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?"

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me? "

I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly wouldn't want a hint of chocolate around my starfish!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?

I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!

A"

Do you often wipe your dog's bum?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?

I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!

A

Do you often wipe your dog's bum? "

Nope!

But you know how dogs love to sniff bums..........

A

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?

I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!

A

Do you often wipe your dog's bum?

Nope!

But you know how dogs love to sniff bums..........

A"

OK, you stick to that story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?

I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!

A

Do you often wipe your dog's bum?

Nope!

But you know how dogs love to sniff bums..........

A"

Ahhhh wondered where we was going with this but now I understand lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.

Let us know when you pop your cherry on the toilet roll front.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse? "

A dog's sense of smell is said to be a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans. In fact, a dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, while humans have only 5 million.

Hope ours doesn't like cherries!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse? "

Dogs are always shoving their noses up my skirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.

Let us know when you pop your cherry on the toilet roll front.

"

Quim......now there's a much underused word. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse?

A dog's sense of smell is said to be a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans. In fact, a dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, while humans have only 5 million.

Hope ours doesn't like cherries!

A"
wow ..... Wear thick jeans then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse?

Dogs are always shoving their noses up my skirt.

"
oooh err matron

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.

"

I was thinking the same but didn't wanna sound silly by saying it first

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.

Let us know when you pop your cherry on the toilet roll front.

Quim......now there's a much underused word. Lovely. "

'Pop your cherry'!!

How did I fail to put that in my OP!

A

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I recon anything that smells better than a bum has got to be worth a try altho the more I read the more I worry about the dog

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well - it's just turned up!

Even wrapped in two layers of plastic you can smell cherries. Yet to (as Lickety put it!) pop my cherry.

But at least should anyone using it suffer from piles they can now claim they have 'bum cherries' as opposed to 'bum grapes'!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely cherries would be better than chillies?

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