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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone:

A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)

It was brought to my attention via a rather embarrassing video that I dry humped a blow up sheep. Needles to say in the aftermath the sheep looked like it got run over by a tractor and I can't deny my prides a little shot too.

Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Hey everyone:

A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)

Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?

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your not from yorkshire or wales so its not in your blood so just a d*unken idiot

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Your only like a sheep if everyone else is doing it

and quite frankly there not

be fare though you ruined the sheep. Legend!!!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Think Your a Sheep Shagger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he has had.

He started counting and fell asleep.

Old ones are the best ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone asks, you were marinating it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol

Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep have huuuugeee bollocks lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Excuse me OP, if there's any Sheepshagging to be done around here then it must be done through the appropriate channels thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx

Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O p must like the wool pulling over his eyes ?? favourite film rambo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone:

A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)

It was brought to my attention via a rather embarrassing video that I dry hunted a blow up sheep. Needles to say in the aftermath the sheep looked like it got run over by a tractor and I can't deny my prides a little shot too.

Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?

your not from yorkshire or wales so its not in your blood so just a d*unken idiot

Cheeky bugger haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx

Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!"

Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx

Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!

Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x"

... And don't forget, it's even better on a cliff edge.. They'll back onto you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol

Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx

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lol yes he aint that happy is he.

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

right, lets separate the men from the boys!

as a true welshman, a known pastime of the valleys folk, to be a 100% true sheep shagger you must have-

1, thigh high waders- not wellies)

2,velcro gloves- incase you loose your grip.

3, speed- you need a good runner to catch them. or charm, not found a welshman with charm.

wales. the only country where you can get a decent jumper, good hotpot and great shag- all from the same animal!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"right, lets separate the men from the boys!

as a true welshman, a known pastime of the valleys folk, to be a 100% true sheep shagger you must have-

1, thigh high waders- not wellies)

2,velcro gloves- incase you loose your grip.

3, speed- you need a good runner to catch them. or charm, not found a welshman with charm.

wales. the only country where you can get a decent jumper, good hotpot and great shag- all from the same animal!

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you missed off the shin guards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that the reason they call welsh people sheep shaggers is because years and years ago the penalty for stealing a sheep was higher than having sex with an animal so when Wales stole sheep from their English neighbours they would say they were going to have sex with it rather than steal it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol

Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx

lol yes he aint that happy is he."

Who Morrissey? He's a miserable c**t......

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

D*unken idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheep have huuuugeee bollocks lol"

Actually, they don't have any. It's Ram's that you're thinking of, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol

Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx

lol yes he aint that happy is he.

Who Morrissey? He's a miserable c**t......"
Yes him lol, he should try to be more funnier

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Sheep have huuuugeee bollocks lol

Actually, they don't have any. It's Ram's that you're thinking of, lol"

ewes=female

rams=male

all sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone asks, you were marinating it

Spit roasting it more likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheep have huuuugeee bollocks lol

Actually, they don't have any. It's Ram's that you're thinking of, lol

ewes=female

rams=male

all sheep"

OK, fair point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not entirely sure if it was meant to represent male or female sheep all I know is the sheep is now deflated and crusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he has had.

He started counting and fell asleep.

Old ones are the best ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think the Welsh are notorious sheep shaggers...you should see the Kiwi's at it! And they wear sandles instead of wellies! Dirty buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx

Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!

Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x

... And don't forget, it's even better on a cliff edge.. They'll back onto you!"

The big orme cliff face is the hill of choice I do believe

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I took a blow up sheep on tour when I got roped into subbing for the womens rugby team years ago.

RiP sheep.

And my innocence.

'What is done, cannot be undone.' ~ shortie.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"D*unken idiot

A bottle of Sherry and a woolly friend can make for an exciting evening

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"If anyone asks, you were marinating it

made me smile ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found the sheep under the bed haha it still looks smashed as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found the sheep under the bed haha it still looks smashed as fuck"

awww! Ewe it her as a keepsake!

or for future use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't knock it till you've tried it!

~Ö ~Ö ~Ö

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen the Gene Wilder_sheep scene from Woody Allens' film "Everything You always wanted to know about sex....etc"?

Cute!

Top tip :

How does a Yorkshire sheep shagger practice safe sex?

He's marks the ones which kick with a big red X.

The Welsh mark it with a bloody LL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The experienced ones do it next to a cliff ledge... The sheep push back that way!

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