FabSwingers.com forum: Having sex with the sea

By *uicylucy76 OP Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Ok.. So if you read the news.. A guy was arrested for having sex with the sea! How does that even work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was fucked when the tide came in,n cut him off from the beach

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

its was a golden shower ............ the sea !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that just having a wank in the sea ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works by writing a spoof story and people believe it

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By *uicylucy76 OP Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Say he was arrested for attempting to copulate with a body of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its was a golden shower ............ the sea !!!!!!!!

Or did the sea squirt? We'll never know......

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Careful he doesn't catch crabs

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I had to google it, funny but also disturbing someone thought this should be a law. Is this a regular occurance that they made it law.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Weirdos. I'm sticking to my apple pie

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Please make sure it is chilled. Hot apple burns would not be good. Also McDonald's get pissed if you fuck their food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a cruel mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he took it literally when people must have said 'it is all about the motion of the ocean'

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"He was fucked when the tide came in,n cut him off from the beach

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

CALM DOWN......

No one got arrested for having sex WITH the sea...

The King of Saudi Arabia did not fake his own death to claim benefits in the UK

The Queen is NOT campaigning for UKIP

AND...

The Finsbury Mosque are not employing scientists to develop a Muslamic raygun to make people change religion.

It is a SPOOF and very funny Facebook group that was set up initially to satire Britain First "news" but has developed a life of its own creating ever more absurd news stories.

Search on FB for BFNN (Britains Fake News Network)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not sure anyone was wound up

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Well that's us all told

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By *uicylucy76 OP Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Nope.. Don't need calming down here.. And oh right it's a joke... Ha.. Ha

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"CALM DOWN......

No one got arrested for having sex WITH the sea...

The King of Saudi Arabia did not fake his own death to claim benefits in the UK

The Queen is NOT campaigning for UKIP

AND...

The Finsbury Mosque are not employing scientists to develop a Muslamic raygun to make people change religion.

It is a SPOOF and very funny Facebook group that was set up initially to satire Britain First "news" but has developed a life of its own creating ever more absurd news stories.

Search on FB for BFNN (Britains Fake News Network)"

taking this as legal advice.

I'm off out to bum the mersey

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By *uicylucy76 OP Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"CALM DOWN......

No one got arrested for having sex WITH the sea...

The King of Saudi Arabia did not fake his own death to claim benefits in the UK

The Queen is NOT campaigning for UKIP

AND...

The Finsbury Mosque are not employing scientists to develop a Muslamic raygun to make people change religion.

It is a SPOOF and very funny Facebook group that was set up initially to satire Britain First "news" but has developed a life of its own creating ever more absurd news stories.

Search on FB for BFNN (Britains Fake News Network)

taking this as legal advice.

I'm off out to bum the mersey

I've just worked out why the sea is so salty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love on the rocks, ain't no big suprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet the pressure washer is needed to remove sand from certain parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't happen in north east water to cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought this was a surfing thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've all had a little dip in the sea. So don't all look so innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have given it a golden shower

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Was he touching a groyn without permission

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

More seaman in the sea - goodness!

Just as well grandad off Fools and Horses isn't about to give us another story

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I enjoy riding waves xx

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

"Please make sure it is chilled. Hot apple burns would not be good. Also McDonald's get pissed if you fuck their food."

MacDonalds prefer it that their own staff fuck the food up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CALM DOWN......

No one got arrested for having sex WITH the sea...

The King of Saudi Arabia did not fake his own death to claim benefits in the UK

The Queen is NOT campaigning for UKIP

AND...

The Finsbury Mosque are not employing scientists to develop a Muslamic raygun to make people change religion.

It is a SPOOF and very funny Facebook group that was set up initially to satire Britain First "news" but has developed a life of its own creating ever more absurd news stories.

Search on FB for BFNN (Britains Fake News Network)"

However a man did get put on the sex offenders register for having sex with a bicycle in a hotel room.

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