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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or standing over the loo, or wearing nothing but socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or standing over the loo, or wearing nothing but socks

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What about sandles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a foolish thread....everyone knows that any advice given is ignored by most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a foolish thread....everyone knows that any advice given is ignored by most

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ive just took my sandels and socks off! put em bck on eh? over my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would us men do that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx"
nice bum

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx"

or poking out of your fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or stirring your tea.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Or stirring your tea. "

or writing a note in the snow

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx"

even if its flushed?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Isn't it the law they only be taken next to remote controls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or stirring your tea. "
no no no! just wrong!!!

NO! ouch the thought made me wince TEA? a vodka n redbull maybe but TEA! NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it the law they only be taken next to remote controls?

Or the humble Lynx can........

Everyone knows it's the international standard unit of cock measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above is a don't do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or stirring your tea.

or writing a note in the snow"

Unless you use good spelling and punctuation , you know how the grammar nazis get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me "
barf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even the word sounds gross, Smegma!! yuk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx"

Whats a cock pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me "

Dafuq? C'mon........Eeeew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me

Dafuq? C'mon........Eeeew. "

Yeah it was one of yesterday's moaners. It was one of those moments where I wish I hadn't double clicked the image to investigate lol

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me

Dafuq? C'mon........Eeeew.

Yeah it was one of yesterday's moaners. It was one of those moments where I wish I hadn't double clicked the image to investigate lol"

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"The one with the dry smegma and brown fluff around his todger that was moaning about not getting meets was a new level for me

Dafuq? C'mon........Eeeew.

Yeah it was one of yesterday's moaners. It was one of those moments where I wish I hadn't double clicked the image to investigate lol

One of yesterday's moaners, that's narrowed it down to 147!

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By *in man 84Man
over a year ago

sheffield

So women dont want cock pics? Loads of profiles request a large cock. Would measurements be a better idea or what would make a good cock pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want cock photos. Definitely not.

I'm sure some people do. Just don't assume we all want to see it as our first impression of you. Ask first before sending maybe?

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

So...what counts as a tasteful cock pic?....err... I mean a tasteful pic of a cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol these responses are hilarious! Its fun and educational! Haha.

Cock pics are just very samey, really once youve seen a couple of hundred come through your mailbox (ooh-er missus) youre pretty much over them :D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or stirring your tea. "

Urg

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Or standing over the loo, or wearing nothing but socks

Even white socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really dislike cock avatars. or cock pics attached to 1st messages. i would rather wait ta, and see a face 1st!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol these responses are hilarious! Its fun and educational! Haha.

Cock pics are just very samey, really once youve seen a couple of hundred come through your mailbox (ooh-er missus) youre pretty much over them :D x"
except the BIG ones then you have to climb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trailing out of a trouser leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even the word sounds gross, Smegma!! yuk!!! "

I got the sack at 17 for calling someone a Smegma tbf i didn't at the time no its meaning but passed my driving test an hour later so didn't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideas for tasteful cock pics then? Cmon girls.... I just don't have any surprises are always fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even the word sounds gross, Smegma!! yuk!!!

I got the sack at 17 for calling someone a Smegma tbf i didn't at the time no its meaning but passed my driving test an hour later so didn't care

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that is one hell of a name!!

and if your ever in Leeds

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If you must take cock pics, please dont take them while sitting on the loo! Kthanksbye.... lmao xx"

Haha amateurs! I hope others don't have nut alegies as I like to rest mine on the table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure it would make much diference to what cock pics u got lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cock in a pic should be attached to a body. And even better should have a face in view as well. I like to see guys in pics similar to the ones we have of Bruce.

Jen x

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By *adchef69Man
over a year ago

bolton

There's only face pics on my profile do want to give everything away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? Just why would you?

Not even in private are there any on my profile and there won't be!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I don't think any pics should be taken in the loo.

I've seen plenty from women and couples that are too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I'll have you know i have a rather fetching toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any cock in a pic should be attached to a body. And even better should have a face in view as well. I like to see guys in pics similar to the ones we have of Bruce.

Jen x"

Your pics are totally perfect! Exactly what you want to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I'll have you know i have a rather fetching toilet

Dont mind bathroom pics, have a few of those myself! :D its the sitting down ones and especially the ones with a black, council, loo seat! Honestly *shakes head* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'll have you know i have a rather fetching toilet

Dont mind bathroom pics, have a few of those myself! :D its the sitting down ones and especially the ones with a black, council, loo seat! Honestly *shakes head* x"

Could be a lovely 1920/2 Art Deco bathroom

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Ffs

Send them all to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i really dislike cock avatars. or cock pics attached to 1st messages. i would rather wait ta, and see a face 1st!

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yeah but my cock is prettier then me face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a foolish thread....everyone knows that any advice given is ignored by most

If never do a pisstake pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i really dislike cock avatars. or cock pics attached to 1st messages. i would rather wait ta, and see a face 1st!

yeah but my cock is prettier then me face.

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i really dislike cock avatars. or cock pics attached to 1st messages. i would rather wait ta, and see a face 1st!

yeah but my cock is prettier then me face.

Fact

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Tis. Thankyou.

( I think)

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Beat cock pic I've seen on here involved a rotund gentlemen,his flaccid cock pocking out the top of his elasticated tracksuit bottoms with a can of bow in one hand,a fag in the other in a shit heap of a room.

I love it so much I've saved it to my phone so I can show people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beat cock pic I've seen on here involved a rotund gentlemen,his flaccid cock pocking out the top of his elasticated tracksuit bottoms with a can of bow in one hand,a fag in the other in a shit heap of a room.

I love it so much I've saved it to my phone so I can show people

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I've cleaned my room since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i really dislike cock avatars. or cock pics attached to 1st messages. i would rather wait ta, and see a face 1st!

yeah but my cock is prettier then me face.

Fact

Tis. Thankyou.

( I think)

good job i'll spend most of my time looking at your cock, or bent over then isnt it??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just saw another one on my updates thingy! Im going to start naming and shaming! Lmao x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Is sword fighting with an elephant acceptable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems reasonable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would an elephant hold a sword??

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