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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Elderly !

Really ? Well that's a first.

I think my boobs just rolled across the floor followed closely by a heavy sigh ........

Someone rip my epaulettes of please..... i'm going for a sit in the kitchen of contemplation ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you gave the middle finger salute to that!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I hope you gave the middle finger salute to that!! "

No. I just couldn't lift it up being decrepit n all .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You have to laugh. He said he'd 'managed' to have sex with an elderly lady before ......... bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to laugh. He said he'd 'managed' to have sex with an elderly lady before ......... bless."

Lol, yes, I'd laugh..but I'd still follow with the middle finger!

Fecker!!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 15/04/15 10:00:41]"

I daren't chill with these old bones Tom. I best get a jumper and some wooly socks on

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Just have a cup of tea and chill out you poor old dear.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Too late Tom. I read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed" "elderly" ??? Omg what a charmer! Lmfao. Now theres a guy who cant get many meets surely? How rude! Lmao xx

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Don't understand the way some folk think (or what they use to think with for that matter).

Been swinging long enough to avoid the "pretty young thing" and choose the more mature and experienced woman, they know more, have a better line if banter and aren't afraid to tell a guy off for doing something wrong, all of which means my skills and knowledge is getting better too.

Anyone who hints you are a bit past it, tell them you have forgotten more than they will ever know, and its true about a good tune from an old fiddle.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

/\/\/\ awww here, let me oblige on your behalf - call it my good deed for the day


"I hope you gave the middle finger salute to that!!

No. I just couldn't lift it up being decrepit n all ....... "

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

What you need is a nice tartan blanket and a mug of horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"What you need is a nice tartan blanket and a mug of horlicks."

And one of those big slippers you put both feet in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I got mail like that. It'd make my minge all moist like a cheese toastie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elderly !

Really ? Well that's a first.

I think my boobs just rolled across the floor followed closely by a heavy sigh ........

Someone rip my epaulettes of please..... i'm going for a sit in the kitchen of contemplation ......"

Just get out your bus pass , put on your best basque and go and have some dirty fun......He's a plonker.

You can always contact me ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww Granny, I'm 58 today so we'll comfort each other if you're up for it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Awww Granny, I'm 58 today so we'll comfort each other if you're up for it. "

Hang on Jack. I can't remember my age preferences

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Awww Granny, I'm 58 today so we'll comfort each other if you're up for it. "

Happy birthday Jack.

Granny, get back in your chair and careful with the Horlicks (how did they get away with that name?).

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Once got Asked by a 22 yr old if he could Just Finger me..

In his words - It was his dream..

To " Finger an old Bird "..

Thanks very Much..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am just embarking on my middle age crisis. Have you got any tips for future reference please Gwanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww Granny, I'm 58 today so we'll comfort each other if you're up for it. "
happy birthday jack

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

granny ...this has been going 14 hours ...I thought you could not be infiltrated ...what happened to 'block delete'...15 squats please ...roll my eyes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elderly no. Old yes. Apparently one is old when they reach 51

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elderly no. Old yes. Apparently one is old when they reach 51 "

I was fifty one last friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elderly no. Old yes. Apparently one is old when they reach 51

I was fifty one last friday "

It's a child's opinion lol

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Too late Tom. I read it. "

you must sit in the forums waiting to see whts posted,

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"What you need is a nice tartan blanket and a mug of horlicks."

think you forgot the rocking chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elderly no. Old yes. Apparently one is old when they reach 51 "

Woohoo,I must still be a youngster,I won't be 51 till next year.

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