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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2000 tattoos an 40 pircings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with cutting off nipples to pickle them . And tattooing the whites of your eyes ... i feel a tad upchucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207"
dont any more ford focus st orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some ppl do to get on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the stigma stays with you

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Anyone want their eye tattooed red?

Come here and I'll poke it

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Some ppl do to get on tv "

wow ...the casting couch has changed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love tattoos (well very well done ones), but I think having you face and hands covered is a tad much. I don't understand why a lot of companies ask or make their staff cover up their tattoos, I don't agree with that. Mrs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job"

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we used to have a bloke nearby who was covered in tattoos on his face and piercings he got banned by all the tattoo parlours in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs? "

If you want to be a stripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst i've seen was a young woman queuing to get off a train in Brum. She must have had close to 40 piercings/metalwork in her face alone, the largest of which looked to be a 4" carabineer through her ear.

Helpful when chaining to the sink i suppose. There again, a powerful magnet would do just as well.

(In stereo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange "

You my friend just ooze class

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs? "

It depends how many you have

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange "

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone."

No need to be rude. The guy's asking about a tv show.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone."

Did someone get out of bed the wrong side this morning?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone.

Did someone get out of bed the wrong side this morning?"

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone.

Did someone get out of bed the wrong

side this morning?"

Never get out "wrong side of bed".

Just observing something I see regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone.

Did someone get out of bed the wrong

side this morning?

Never get out "wrong side of bed".

Just observing something I see regularly."

Here, have a Snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone."

I actually had my car painted Orange that flipped to pink... What does that say about me...

I didn't watch this show but have seen something similar. I like tattoos but I think it can go to extreme but its not my body so it doesn't bother me as such.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,"

Oh them....I have a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

Oh them....I have a couple

Nipples or agitators?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

Oh them....I have a couple

Nipples or agitators?

both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

Oh them....I have a couple

Nipples or agitators?

both

When can I inspect them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's up to them but do you think they should see a shrink find out why they need to do this. Some it's just like a drug they get a high from it. I felt sorry for the mans wife ... She must really love him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

Oh them....I have a couple

Nipples or agitators?

both

When can I inspect them?

Nipples or agitators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs? "

If you want to be Scaramanga in a bond remake, or become a wet-nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone."

What screams "I'm a TWAT" to me is somebody who needs to throw abuse at somebody for what car they own.

Most STs come in bright colours - personally I'd have the green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone.

What screams "I'm a TWAT" to me is somebody who needs to throw abuse at somebody for what car they own.

Most STs come in bright colours - personally I'd have the green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody who cuts their own nipples off and then wonders why he can't get a job

Are nipples important when applying for jobs?

It depends how many you have

Well, to buy a Solex Agitator, I believe the ideal number is Three,

Oh them....I have a couple

Nipples or agitators?

both

When can I inspect them?

Nipples or agitators?

Nipples of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even stranger is someone admitting to owning a Peugeot 207 dont any more ford focus st orange

Aye - ford focus - S/T in ORANGE. ?

just screams out "boy racer"

Or Some eejit in his 50's when he's hit mid-life crisis.

Normally owned by eejits that weave in and out from one lane to another overtaking ANYONE.

who in there right mind wants to own a BRIGHT ORANGE car that just screams out "I'm a TWAT" to everyone."

Must. Bite. Tongue.

*Climbs into orange ST and drives off*

- Her

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Most of the time I forget that Channel 5 even exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5usa is where it's at

And CBS action and now spike Tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoar, the guy with the tattooed eyeballs, i so would.

Good programme, thanks for the heads up OP.

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