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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about Bell End just riund the corner from Mincing Lane! Both streets in Oldbury West Midlands. Any more?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next to the Olympic park in Stratford is Bow Lochs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slag lane in Wiltshire

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fingringhoe in Essex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Bell End just riund the corner from Mincing Lane! Both streets in Oldbury West Midlands. Any more?!

Yourmumsmouthisfullofspunkyjism

It's a town in Wales

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I visited friends in Cockshoot Hill years ago

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

cocking hill in west sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetwang near me

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Wetwang near me

wasn't that a game show?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

There are a couple of ladies on here with pics of their boobs as their avatar.

One is from Feltham, the other Oldham.

Always makes me smile

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wetwang near me

wasn't that a game show?

That was Number Wang

I used to use a Wang word-processor when I first started working in a merchant bank back in the 80s. We didn't think Wangs were rude back then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wetwang near me

wasn't that a game show?

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no google it its a village in Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's the classic Penistone

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Isn't there a Cockup in Cumbria? I know I go past a whole load of odd ones when I'm in the Lake District.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cockshot lane Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Muff in Ireland, just over the border, Donegal direction. I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a Nob End in Bolton

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"There's the classic Penistone

Been there, done that, have the pic to prove it on our profile

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Malvern has

Horneyold road

Minge Lane

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's a Minge Lane and a Scratchy Bottom out there somewhere.

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Crackpot in North Yorkshire

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Cockermouth in the Lake District

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite address

Linda Lykes

The cockwell inn

Tillet

Herts

Sorry I don't know the postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wideopen.. Near Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't there Fucking in Austria ?

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Slag lane in Wiltshire

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theres a slag lane in leigh a nikerbrow in dobcross plus a village called upperthong near holmefirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend Green is in North Yorkshire

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cornwall is the best for names, there is:

Ventongimps (my fave!)

Probus

Gays Hills

Flushing

Goonhavern

And of course Looe

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There is a 'Cocks' in Devon.

In Germany you can stay in the 'Wankum Hof'

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

herts

cumcum hill

trotters bottom

tyttenhanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cock in headley

Gay street lane nr Billingshurst

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Whipmawhopmagate in York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've a place called nobber

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

there was a pub in oldham called the smut inn, not sure if it still there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have 'Bell End' - Lickey Hills, and not far from Lickey Square is Twatling road

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Muff in Co Donegal. Ireland.

I've gone down there a few times for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Village called Three Cocks near us, and a mountain called Lord Herefords Knob

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

my m8 used to live in the village of "Fucktorf" that was close to the RAF base in Gutersloh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a nip hill here in Lancaster.

And black dyke lane in arnside/sandside

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Place called Sandy Balls near Christchurch/Fordingbridge on the south coast.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

fannyhands lane in lincolnshire

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By *arisjokerMan
over a year ago

Admaston

Been to both sandy balls and bellend farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingringhoe in Essex!"

Visited there while staying with friends down south......

Wanted to stop n take a pic beside signpost,but didn't have enough time

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have wilsford cum lake near us..always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a place called Muff in Ireland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat on the Shetland isles was one I got my pic taken beside years ago

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Cclitoral shopping area in Costa Adeje

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I know there's a Bumble Hole in Dudley

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we often drive through Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of towns and cities used to have a Gropecunt lane, No prizes for guessing the trade which used the area

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Isn't there Fucking in Austria ?

And Middelfahrt in Germany!

Don`t forget Lickey End near Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, quite famous amongst railway enthusiasts because of the incline which really makes locomotives work hard. You get books on it, "Over the Lickey" comes to mind!

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Fanny House Farm in Morecambe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I backpacked around North America for a while when I left uni and found these delightful places:

Hooker, Oklahoma

Wet Beaver Creek, Colorado

And the fantastic.....Little Dick Lake, Minnesota

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about Great Cockup and Little Cockup, both hills in the lake district

and Tarts Hill in Flintshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lived in Manchester the c on the Canal Street sign was missing.

Does that count?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Isn't there a Cockup in Cumbria? I know I go past a whole load of odd ones when I'm in the Lake District.

Great Cockup is one of the fells...I think I left a coupla bodies up there once...we've also got Cockermouth (sometimes known as Knob in Gob) and Cockley Beck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a fantastic country we live in full of weird and wonderful places and people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slag lane in Wiltshire

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sounds like the place to be! Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fingringhoe in Essex!

Visited there while staying with friends down south......

Wanted to stop n take a pic beside signpost,but didn't have enough time

lol"

Did you go to the Company Shed at Mersea Island? I only ever pass Fingringhoe on my way there.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Isn't there a Cockup in Cumbria? I know I go past a whole load of odd ones when I'm in the Lake District.

Don't know of that one but there is Cockermouth in Cumbria. A nice little town. . . William Wordsworths birthplace?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Isn't there a Cockup in Cumbria? I know I go past a whole load of odd ones when I'm in the Lake District.

Great Cockup is one of the fells...I think I left a coupla bodies up there once...we've also got Cockermouth (sometimes known as Knob in Gob) and Cockley Beck

I knew I'd had a Cockup in Cumbria.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

At the bottom of my street there is an artificial hill called the Slag Heap (which is actually the slag from the iron ore mines)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"At the bottom of my street there is an artificial hill called the Slag Heap (which is actually the slag from the iron ore mines)

I'm saying nothing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pishill near Henley.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

There's Brown Willy in Cornwall...a welcome change from BBC I suppose.

My favourite I hear announced everyday: Effingham Junction...always makes me giggle. Doesn't get old...sigh...I need to get a life!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's Brown Willy in Cornwall...a welcome change from BBC I suppose.

My favourite I hear announced everyday: Effingham Junction...always makes me giggle. Doesn't get old...sigh...I need to get a life!

How could I forget my favourite swearword place? Ecclefechan.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There's Brown Willy in Cornwall...a welcome change from BBC I suppose.

My favourite I hear announced everyday: Effingham Junction...always makes me giggle. Doesn't get old...sigh...I need to get a life!

How could I forget my favourite swearword place? Ecclefechan. "

I lost my virginity on the golf course at Hoddom Castle, Ecclefechan...wonder if it's still there

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's Brown Willy in Cornwall...a welcome change from BBC I suppose.

My favourite I hear announced everyday: Effingham Junction...always makes me giggle. Doesn't get old...sigh...I need to get a life!

How could I forget my favourite swearword place? Ecclefechan.

I lost my virginity on the golf course at Hoddom Castle, Ecclefechan...wonder if it's still there

A hole in one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are towns in Germany called Titz and Wankum.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Sluts end in dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilsford cum-Lake in Salisbury, job done.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Scunthorpe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scunthorpe!

HA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingringhoe in Essex!

Visited there while staying with friends down south......

Wanted to stop n take a pic beside signpost,but didn't have enough time

lol

Did you go to the Company Shed at Mersea Island? I only ever pass Fingringhoe on my way there.

Aye,think so....big inlet with loads of boats.Company shed,is that the fish shop/restaurant with the big fish tank at the front with big cod n lobsters n the like in it?

Got a big bag of wee brown shrimp from there.....delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee village called Cockburnspath near the border not too far from me......ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a Nob End in Bolton"

There used to be a pub there called The Nob Inn.

The same village has a street called Finger Post. I don't know WHAT went on there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a place called Muff in Ireland! "

This is true, they actually have a diving club. And it really is called The Muff Divers Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockfosters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo many in Devon, we have a list which we add to when we find them

Slappers Hill not sure of the town

Cocktree Throat

Cockwood

Jennys Portion (for some reason we all find this one quite funny)

I think we have about 30 on the list but these are what I can remember off the top of my head at 2 in the morning lol

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Penistone

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Near me are

Slapton

And

Well Head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We stumbled on a village called shitterton in dorset , see our pics !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the bottom of my street there is an artificial hill called the Slag Heap (which is actually the slag from the iron ore mines)

Around here, our biggest tourist attraction The Xscape complex is built on slag heaps from the old Glasshoughton and Prince of Wales collieries!

Pontefract is also home to Slutwell Lane...i snigger every time I pass it...that and Barf View in Selby, not rude but makes me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wetwang near me

wasn't that a game show?

No, but the late great God of Countdown, Richard Whiteley, was the honourary Mayor of Wetwang, and often mentioned it on the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Court Cocking is St Ives in Cornwall...always makes me smile

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Bell End, Woolaston featured in Ross Noble's Freewheeling the other night when he was visiting Northampton and Northants

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By *nverman67Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Whilst serving in Germany I always filled the car up at a place called Wankum on the German/ Dutch border.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Whilst serving in Germany I always filled the car up at a place called Wankum on the German/ Dutch border."

I think that garage must have had more BFG fuel coupons than any other

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Riding as passenger with a guy I used to work with (a well known asshole as it happens) and we entered a village - "I was born here!" he said. The village was Dunting but the naughty boys and girls had been busy and changed the sign to ....... well lets just say it was appropriate to the guy who was driving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks moore in brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I am in the North East ...theres long Benton and pity me and no place

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

theres a felching avenue in Southampton and a village somewhere with the same name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitheroe should make the list - right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitbank fort. Pompey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacks Bush in Wiltshire!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a place up north called twat and a common one in scotland is cockburn.

Everyones like "you say it, co-burn" but i dont buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pratts bottom always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth in Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wetwang near me

But great chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a butt lane. Bell end farm. Even dead lane going to the church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eureka's is in Pennis Wood

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

fanny st .....and on the corner is fannys ale house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same but followed a people carrier today f4bby

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Sitterton in Bere Regis, Dorset. Not spelt that way though! The road signs read SHITTERTON!

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

There's a road in Liverpool called 'The Wife', all so guys in the council could say 'look honey, I had a road named after you.'.

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

There is Upper Thong just near Holmfirth...and of course 'Lower thong'. They are both [amusingly] very small places

...and the famous place 'Fucking' which is in south but can't remember where

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By *untasticdubMan
over a year ago

D15

how about Muff Drive, Nobber (town in Co. Meath Ireland)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have 'Bell End' - Lickey Hills, and not far from Lickey Square is Twatling road

There is a signpost pointing left to Bell End and right to Lickey End. That is my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrewton in Wiltshire - UPPER BACKWAY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newark is an anagram of Wanker.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Slutwell Lane, Pontefract.

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