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Innocent things you think sound rude

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By *ythenshawefred OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport

I always giggle when people say they are doing a spinning class makes me think it's like swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always giggle when people say they are doing a spinning class makes me think it's like swinging "

Some of the arse cheeks look as though they are. Not to mention insecurely fastened tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words section and moist always makes me giggle like a school girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my aunt out to the pub and she asked me for a snowball. I nearly swallowed my teeth lol.

Also watching Thunderbirds dvd with my kids and i snugly grinned every time Parker said to Lady Penelope "F A B my Lady."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accounting terminology...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I used to hear someone on about a 'double dip recession'. It conjured a different image in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in Warrington yesterday and had to giggle at the cockhedge shopping centre....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover "

In Blackpool? No fucking chance

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Not so long ago at work I said "ohh he only does it from the back doors" and they all started laughing, mucky lot

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover "

I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

In Blackpool? No fucking chance "
trust me she was about 120 year old. I do not want to think of anything but her stroking cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude "
haha that's class

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Bottom

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class "

It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When anyone mentions bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class

It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her "
yeah but her shouting across a packed pet store. I have got some of that cream for Yer pussy could be embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The words section and moist always makes me giggle like a school girl "

Haha Id like to moisten your section

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.

He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.

And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover

I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class

It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her yeah but her shouting across a packed pet store. I have got some of that cream for Yer pussy could be embarrassing "

I wouldn't put it past her to do just that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in engineering and have to fill in STD forms at work, very unfortunate acronym. Today I had to fill in an STD form for a 'large flange'...teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word mandate makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DPD vans = DP Delivery to my wee brain

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By *ythenshawefred OP   Man
over a year ago

stockport


"DPD vans = DP Delivery to my wee brain "

I'd never put that one together until now, I will be thinking it later when DPD come to my work

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Someone told me this story . . She was in a supermarket and an old couple were dawdling along.

suddenly the old man shouted to his old Mrs, "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff" . . . an eerie silence descended on the whole shop. .

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

When I'm in home bargains and I see the lubricant called "jeyes fluid"

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Someone told me this story . . She was in a supermarket and an old couple were dawdling along.

suddenly the old man shouted to his old Mrs, "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff" . . . an eerie silence descended on the whole shop. .

"

Absolute classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda mating fails: veterinarian takes over

newspaper

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Moist. That always sounds rude to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back to my tradepoint days - all those male and female couplings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accounting terminology... "

Plumbing too... and golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuttle Cock always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy from In The Night Garden - close your eyes and she sounds like a very convincing porn star!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

at work we have a chair lift and when i hear lets get the strap on i laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan was from norway and always got her words mixed up. She once walked into a camera shop and asked the young lad behind the counter ' Could i have a film for a tampax camera ' obviously everyone started laughing as they knew she meant a pentax camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase internal investigation always makes me chuckle

As does the word probe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accounting terminology... "

Doesn't it just x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the suppliers the other day I asked for a 10 inch female flange, he said we don't stock flanges that big, I said yeah I could do with reducing it was my male end was only 5 inch.

He said yeah we get alot of guys in with the same problem!

Made me smile

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Erm.... Everything.... When I was at school we started doing this thing where everytime you notice a double we would say the word:

"Sausages"

In the style of Zippy....

I'm 35 now and still do it and it still makes me laugh and when we are together it gets manic!

Anyone new thinks it's insaine... And it's like we have to hold it back!

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees


"Bottom"

*Sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a wildlife documentary the other day while flicking thru the channels and it mentioned bottom feeders-I wasn't imagining fish!

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Oh and I was once in a meeting with about 10 other guys, 3 I knew.

When the chair was greeting people off his sheet, on one name he stuttered......

"Er.... Penas" he said... To an Eastern European gentleman.

That was it all the English in the room had to look at the floor!

Shoulders jiggling, lips forced closed, tears streaming down their faces...

All fucking day none of us could look at each other!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The name Myfanwy

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds


"When I'm in home bargains and I see the lubricant called "jeyes fluid""

I wouldn't use jeyes fluid as a lubricant it will make your eyes water.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Flaps or curtains..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I bought a new washing machine the guy had to take some delivery information.

Part of my postcode has BJ in it. I have said on one occasion to a fit guy in a shop.... B for blow and J for job

He pissed himself laughing

- Luckily I don't live at number 69 !!!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Accounting terminology... "

Love a bit of double entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankle rotary engine

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"When I bought a new washing machine the guy had to take some delivery information.

Part of my postcode has BJ in it. I have said on one occasion to a fit guy in a shop.... B for blow and J for job

He pissed himself laughing

- Luckily I don't live at number 69 !!!!

"

Me too! I've even moved and gone from one BJ to another.. I'm cursed!! I started laughing down the phone trying to order an Indian when he started off.. B for.. All I could think was blow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentalmans relish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always used to smirk when someone mentioned Double Entry when I worked for an accountancy firm!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The term 'tied up just now'

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

At Kings X station there is a sign that says "ATM this way" still make my infantile brain snigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guitars both have G-Strings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My guitars both have G-Strings "

Spot on!!

Gerrit?

Ah well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Cockermouth. Go on - giggle!

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