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Wait till your father gets home!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till your mother gets home, she was more frightening that dad back then

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Nothing coz I was so quiet I never needed telling. Then I hit 16 and all hell broke loose. But I was never bad at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?"

I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof....

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second sign of madness is hairs on the palm of your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top thought :

When the threat was "Wait till your father gets home."

The wrong reply was "Which one?"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My dad used to threaten us with the belt, he never got any further than lifting his top up and showing it to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?"

That would about do it.....old man only ever beat the shit out me me once....never needed more than a look after that...worked a treat

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My father once said to me 'D-day didn't happen so you could get d*unk'

I didn't understand it at 18. I'm not convince I entirely get it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you come in here, we need to have a word with you" Christ, puts the fear of God in me now if anyone ever uses it and it's always bad

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

My mum shouting me using my full name. Knew I was in the shit then...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

They said

I'll take your books away

So I was always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?"
It will fall off if Yer keep playing with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad used to threaten us with the belt, he never got any further than lifting his top up and showing it to us "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?

I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof.... "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got the theme tune in my head now.

My father was never a threat. My mother and spatula straight from a frying pan or a punch straight to anywhere soft and squidgy was an entirely different matter.

The really scary thing was putting the sherry glasses onto a tray as that meant she'd decided the vicar needed to hear whatever the wrong-doing was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my mum used to shout me using my first middle and surname..I knew I was in trouble then

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"When my mum used to shout me using my first middle and surname..I knew I was in trouble then "

My mum would have run out of breath if she tried that with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the look from my dad would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved that cartoon when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?

I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof....

"

I know it was terribly cruel...... I mean you think they'd have bought me some Mary Jane's to go with the dress....

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

if I hear you swear again i'll wash your mouth out with soap. She only ever did it once...

made sure she never heard me after that lol.

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

you lucky buggers The daft threats weren't the problem when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I hear you swear again i'll wash your mouth out with soap. She only ever did it once...

made sure she never heard me after that lol."

i had that done.

My dad was always really relaxed.

Surprisingly as he's/was a boxer.

But one day I came home from school and i said "shit".

My mum said "what did you say?"

I said:

"I said shit. Shit shit shit"

I said it 3 times and she marched me upstairs and put a bar of soap in my mouth and knocked out one of my wisdom teeth.

I was only young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing coz I was so quiet I never needed telling. Then I hit 16 and all hell broke loose. But I was never bad at home "

This was me, I never needed telling off, and when I did do things I needed telling off for, I didn't get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your adopted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about! "

I used to get that a lot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.

What did your parents say to you as a kid?"

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum used to scare the life out of me when she said she had eyes in the back of her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep up like this son n you'll end up in the jaggy jersey home!" lol

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Mum - You're very quiet what are you doing ?

Me - Nothing

Mum - Well stop doing nothing

Tried the same with my daughter but she used to come back with "How can I stop doing nothing if I'm not doing anything ?" She's still a smart arse now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and "wipe that grin off your face oddjob! or i'll knock it off'

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

'Your late!'

When the video clock said 10:01 and I had just run the worlds quickest mile to get home in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved that cartoon when I was a kid"

Brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Top thought :

When the threat was "Wait till your father gets home."

The wrong reply was "Which one?" "

I did that once in Ikea, I'm the eldest, and there are two more ratlings after me, so age 10 or so:

Mum: lets go back home to daddy now

me (in front of about 20 people In a packed lift): which one?

I hasten to add my parents have been happily married for 22 years and my mother has never been so embarrassed... Score!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One saying I always gave a smart answer back was, 'don't come running to me, when you break your leg'. It usually ended with me getting something thrown at me as I had already moved out of swiping range.

My dad I lost respect for in a big way, always was shite scared of my grandad and mum.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mum was the one who instilled discipline in our house. She was the one who wielded the hardest wallop! Can't argue, we did deserve everything we got.

Loved her to the end of the world.

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