FabSwingers.com forum: What have I missed?

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.

Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

*watches the tumble makes it way to the thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits ass gangbangs bbc single guys complaining. The election but that might come under tits anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.

Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?

Mr ddc"

Mr ddc.....I've missed you

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

I've always been way too slow for 'fuck,marry avoid' I always end up snogging some hairy-arsed trucker!

Gutted some of the names I recognised have disappeared, it's hard enough people changing their usernames and avatars for us old foggies!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"*watches the tumble makes it way to the thread*"

Has it really been that bad?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.

Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?

Mr ddc

Mr ddc.....I've missed you

Ahh, ty, well we're back again!

(Mrs ddc was rubbish at keeping me abreast of developments)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?

Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.

(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congested not constipated lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?

Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.

(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)

Congestion is the other end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four words. Same old same old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?

Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.

(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)

Congestion is the other end..."

I'm not so sure....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?

Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.

(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)

Can't beat a good smidgen of malarkey

For congestion, Mr ziggy, try a few drops of olbas oil on your pillow or duvet at night.

Failing that, try a mixture of sprouts, Andrew's Liver Salts, Popping candy and lemon juice. I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure the resultant explosion should clear any blockages at both ends simultaneously.

Feel free to thank me later (after you've changed the sheets and repainted the ceiling natch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was just checking your profile yesterday to check you two hadn't left.

We've had snow and sunshine in the same threads.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How's the kitchen and larder doors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have not missed a lot . People been getting on well and it's been very chilled.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ego

Taff

Beetroot

Farage

Tories

Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold

Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above

Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now

I've always been way too slow for 'fuck,marry avoid' I always end up snogging some hairy-arsed trucker!

Gutted some of the names I recognised have disappeared, it's hard enough people changing their usernames and avatars for us old foggies!"

Taff is still around - just on hiatus

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Tears, tantrums and tiaras

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"How's the kitchen and larder doors?

As always, nothing's simple!

To finish the last few units, I need to demolish, and rebuild the external wall. For that I need to demolish next door's chimney to get matching stonework. However, since I'm terrified of heights this involves just the right quantity of vodka - too much and I'm not safe, too little and I can't remove my fingers from their vice-like grip on the ladder

Oh, and I'm not allowed to lift heavy things for a bit

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have just sliced open an artery, shall I put a plaster on it or call an ambulance

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and other medical condition that are best answered by swingers opposed to the medical profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've also had :-

Sunday roast

Periods

Going through the change

Fucking older women

And so many exciting things that I just can't put my finger o. At the moment

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I have just sliced open an artery, shall I put a plaster on it or call an ambulance"

I'm pretty sure I was here for that one, or am I getting muddled with "I can smell gas, should I light a match to see if I can see where it's coming from?"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"We've also had :-

Sunday roast

Periods

Going through the change

Fucking older women

And so many exciting things that I just can't put my finger o. At the moment

I can't believe there hasn't been at least one grammar thread, "fucking older women" is crying out for a few dozen posts debating where or whether it needs a comma or a hyphen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congestion is the other end...

I'm not so sure....

I've just been catching up... And I see what you mean

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.

Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?

Mr ddc"

The usual. Nothing exhilarating or different. Welcome back.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Tears, tantrums and tiaras

Tiaras? There were tiaras? Nobody offered me a tiara!

I want a tiara!!!

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