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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

I want a ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a relaxing all over massage. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All three of the above sounds really good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to go to Wickes.....

(Disclaimer : other DIY franchises are available)

But they don't stock the tiles I want for my hallway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to finish my dissertation and sit my exams for me!! Such a huge cause of stress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something for my sore throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want my fantasies made real

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

To go out for a lovely dinner with nice wine, then home for wild sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want someone to take my breath away, sexually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday and saturday to hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pot noodle that some bugger has stolen.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would like a nice message...I've had 4 in a row asking me to sit on their face...I would after a tin of beans or in my case of I ate some pork...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To read a really rude and horny story that will make me want to keep reading until the very last full stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want someone to take my breath away, sexually"

Second that, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want some more ink, wait I'm in the tattooist, yey, dreams really do come true..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want someone to take my breath away, sexually

Second that, yes please

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I'll third that sexy...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want someone to take my breath away, sexually"

I will be with you in about 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a bj behind a bush as its such a nice day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to munch on a rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a really kinky dominant woman

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Something for my sore throat. "

I have some cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to start wearing summer dresses and go to beer gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to be on the back of a motorbike, holding tight, the wind in my face, my heart racing, adrenaline kicking in from excitement then stopping by a grass bank and having a quick bonk

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"I really want my fantasies made real"

I'll be with you shortly, was just about to have some breakfast but breakfast can wait!!! See what I did there?!?! Haha! Ps hold out on the fantasy front, they can and do become real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want my fantasies made real

I'll be with you shortly, was just about to have some breakfast but breakfast can wait!!! See what I did there?!?! Haha! Ps hold out on the fantasy front, they can and do become real! "

I hope so, they have been on my mind for ages now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want BoldGirl...

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I want a friend with benefits,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hedonistic all weekender with the occasional refreshment (cig) break.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I want it to be the weekend as I'm on a very naughty debauchery weekend promise

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

Yes indeed .. and a hottub after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hedonistic all weekender with the occasional refreshment (cig) break. "

And...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A screwball ice cream from Mr whippy

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"I really want my fantasies made real

I'll be with you shortly, was just about to have some breakfast but breakfast can wait!!! See what I did there?!?! Haha! Ps hold out on the fantasy front, they can and do become real!

I hope so, they have been on my mind for ages now "

Mine were on my mind for about 11 years before they actually happened, for various reasons I wimped out, they weren't the 'done thing' etc...stick to what you want and you'll get it eventually! Ps...your new profile pic...good god woman, you look amazing...breakfast really can wait!!!! Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to be on the back of a motorbike, holding tight, the wind in my face, my heart racing, adrenaline kicking in from excitement then stopping by a grass bank and having a quick bonk "

Are we still using the word 'bonk'? I like it. Hell, I'm gonna start using it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."
i want you! i sweat a lot!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

Looks like you've already had a sweaty session, you're drenched! Stop being greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A screwball ice cream from Mr whippy"

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want my fantasies made real

I'll be with you shortly, was just about to have some breakfast but breakfast can wait!!! See what I did there?!?! Haha! Ps hold out on the fantasy front, they can and do become real!

I hope so, they have been on my mind for ages now

Mine were on my mind for about 11 years before they actually happened, for various reasons I wimped out, they weren't the 'done thing' etc...stick to what you want and you'll get it eventually! Ps...your new profile pic...good god woman, you look amazing...breakfast really can wait!!!! Hahaha! "

Did they turn out better than you expected?? Sometimes fantasies are better as fantasies.

Thankyou, btw nice tits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a nice message...I've had 4 in a row asking me to sit on their face...I would after a tin of beans or in my case of I ate some pork... "
i did say you look pretty today x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I want a bj behind a bush as its such a nice day out "

Haha, you and your bushes!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

A weekend in mayo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... To eat a lovely juicy pussy whilst hubbs pounds me from behind ... Or.. Ya know.. Cake

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"I really want my fantasies made real

I'll be with you shortly, was just about to have some breakfast but breakfast can wait!!! See what I did there?!?! Haha! Ps hold out on the fantasy front, they can and do become real!

I hope so, they have been on my mind for ages now

Mine were on my mind for about 11 years before they actually happened, for various reasons I wimped out, they weren't the 'done thing' etc...stick to what you want and you'll get it eventually! Ps...your new profile pic...good god woman, you look amazing...breakfast really can wait!!!! Hahaha!

Did they turn out better than you expected?? Sometimes fantasies are better as fantasies.

Thankyou, btw nice tits!! "

Will reply properly later! Need to get off my phone for a bit!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"A screwball ice cream from Mr whippy"

With sprinkles and a flake

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Right now I am actually in the mood for a really good kiss. I've not had a snog for ages and I would love one.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Right now I am actually in the mood for a really good kiss. I've not had a snog for ages and I would love one."

You can't beat a good snog!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm all bruised and in the mood for some tenderness and some sensual spooning I think....or maybe one too many Pimm's in the sunshine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn.

Looks like you've already had a sweaty session, you're drenched! Stop being greedy! "

It's true, I'm a greedy biatch!

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

Nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to be on the back of a motorbike, holding tight, the wind in my face, my heart racing, adrenaline kicking in from excitement then stopping by a grass bank and having a quick bonk

Are we still using the word 'bonk'? I like it. Hell, I'm gonna start using it again. "

We are now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...to let her feel me throb inside her. The warmth of my cock pulsating in her pussy. Her clit swollen and responding to the slightest of my touches. The a_oma of her pussy on my cock and on my lips.

I'm kinda horny today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go for a nice walk in the hills with a picnic and blanket. To eat strawberries and drink prosecco in the sun and to strip off and have a dip in the lake before drying off in the sun and having slow sensual sex with lots of kissing.

Ooops got a bit carried away with myself there. Meanwhile back at the ranch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put a woman over my knee, lift up her skirt, showing her sheer panties and stocking tops. Then, pull her panties down to her thighs and give her arse a lovely spanking till her bum is red all over, then........oops sorry I'm getting carried away, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parcels to arrive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of wine

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

To try my new glass plug

Have some illicit sex

Find a woman I fancy enough to get dirty with

A large 99

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....a spooning partner!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

With the amount of walking ive done today I wouldn't mind a foot massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parcels to arrive... "

My parcel went to my neighbour ! Thank goodness he didn't open it ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parcels to arrive...

My parcel went to my neighbour ! Thank goodness he didn't open it ...... "

Mine are going to work... I open my own post!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

An orange baileys over ice.

Oh look I've just poured myself one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My pot noodle that some bugger has stolen. "

Was it a Bombay badboi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An orange baileys over ice.

Oh look I've just poured myself one "

Oh I've not tried that yet

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh and a gin and tonic but it's my alcohol free week this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"My parcels to arrive...

My parcel went to my neighbour ! Thank goodness he didn't open it ...... "

Mine to, from love honey. When she handed it to me she said 'enjoy'. I think I might have cringed a little bit.....lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I wanted cake. So in under 5 minutes I made a microwave mug cake. Success!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move "
failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm "

Dream on matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plumbing to wirk properly.(thats not a euphemism)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to scrub my back in the bath x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey "
yeah where would I get the M from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ? "

You could just watch porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's lift instead of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horny fun night out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ?

You could just watch porn "
shit. Can Yer see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move "

Forget the tea AWB!

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over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move

Forget the tea AWB! "
And breakfast

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A nice cold bottle of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move

Forget the tea AWB! And breakfast "

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

A Subway sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to munch on a rug. "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long, long deep hair tousled sensual kiss up against a wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be ragged around the bedroom by big built fun guy.... can you hear me.. big built fun guy. Tie me up and use me PLEASE. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long and slow snog . I'll just put kettle on instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go out for a lovely dinner with nice wine, then home for wild sex "

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

..to get rid of this cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

To go to the pub, a nice peroni in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want someone to take my breath away, sexually"

Will took my breath away today

#feelingloved

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ?

You could just watch porn shit. Can Yer see me "

Yes!! Can't you see me licking your windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ?

You could just watch porn shit. Can Yer see me

Yes!! Can't you see me licking your windows "
Fuck me you are tall I live on the second floor

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"A lady to lick "

Waves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ?

You could just watch porn shit. Can Yer see me

Yes!! Can't you see me licking your windows Fuck me you are tall I live on the second floor "

Scaffolding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cup of tea but can't be arsed to move failing that I will settle for a fffffffm

Dream on matey yeah where would I get the M from ?

You could just watch porn shit. Can Yer see me

Yes!! Can't you see me licking your windows Fuck me you are tall I live on the second floor

Scaffolding "
Ahhhh now that's proper perving

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

to zig a zig ha

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"A lady to lick "

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Ice cubes to go with JD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always got told I want doesn't get!!!! However I'd want an ice cream ha. Just ran outside misses ice cream man gutted ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to slap the fuk out of anyone who thinks cooking programmes benefit from displays of pretentious pomposity which over exaggerate the importance of food preparation and a need to impress self-obsessed food critics who I'd rather force feed with a sandwich made of dog shit .....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I really want to slap the fuk out of anyone who thinks cooking programmes benefit from displays of pretentious pomposity which over exaggerate the importance of food preparation and a need to impress self-obsessed food critics who I'd rather force feed with a sandwich made of dog shit ..... "

Cooking shows don't get tougher than that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to slap the fuk out of anyone who thinks cooking programmes benefit from displays of pretentious pomposity which over exaggerate the importance of food preparation and a need to impress self-obsessed food critics who I'd rather force feed with a sandwich made of dog shit .....

Cooking shows don't get tougher than that..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady to share this beer, and so much more with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady to share this beer, and so much more with. "

I hate beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone for a lazy relaxed sensuous session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady to share this beer, and so much more with.

I hate beer "

Pedantic minx bring some bloody wine then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

......tickets for the RWC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a new drug,

One that won't make me sick,

One that will keep me up all night,

And make my dick three feet thick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

A nice sexy body for me to sweat all over

If you ain't sweating then you're not putting enough effort in!......or you don't smoke and are aerobically fit enough to go like the clappers without sweating buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady to share this beer, and so much more with.

I hate beer

Pedantic minx bring some bloody wine then! "

Yes Miss... Red wine relaxes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady to share this beer, and so much more with.

I hate beer

Pedantic minx bring some bloody wine then!

Yes Miss... Red wine relaxes me "

Well i don't bloody know, bring whatever that little ass desires...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like beer. And wine

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A nice message and a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like beer. And wine "

tosh, I have an feeling you would!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

........more sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose all self control and submit myself willingly to someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a woman from Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to rub coconut oil in me whilst I'm sun bathing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Someone to rub coconut oil in me whilst I'm sun bathing "
same here

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over a year ago


"I wanted cake. So in under 5 minutes I made a microwave mug cake. Success!"

A what? How? Tell me more of this five min cake.....

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over a year ago


"I wanted cake. So in under 5 minutes I made a microwave mug cake. Success!

A what? How? Tell me more of this five min cake....."

Tell me also!!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I really want a maxibon icecream!

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over a year ago


"I really want a maxibon icecream! "

Can you still get them?

Not seen them for years n miss them so much I'm welling up with tears here reminiscing about them as if they were a past love of my life lol

Seriously though....they were/are f**king awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a long sensual massage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

I'm with you on that one. Hot weather makes me horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marrow next.......

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"A marrow next....... "

I've seen a few marrows already on hot pics. I have yet to see an aubergine though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A marrow next.......

I've seen a few marrows already on hot pics. I have yet to see an aubergine though..."

That could get messy but yea im game after id finish talking with my Master the cucumber was soft n no longer the same shape

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please "
siren is on my car xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx "

See you soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx "

I maybe asleep, but just come and nestle yourself next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice lady on here who is looking for a genuine, fun and friendly guy to message me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx "

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

I maybe asleep, but just come and nestle yourself next to me "
no worries you sleep I will amuse myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it "
gets my pushbike out

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I really want a maxibon icecream!

Can you still get them?

Not seen them for years n miss them so much I'm welling up with tears here reminiscing about them as if they were a past love of my life lol

Seriously though....they were/are f**king awesome "

Yeah, my mate found them in Asda the other day! I searched in sainsbury's and found them! They're tiny now though like half the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it gets my pushbike out "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it gets my pushbike out "

OK, it's a fair cop guv. Can you ride a tandem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it gets my pushbike out

OK, it's a fair cop guv. Can you ride a tandem "
can ride anything me

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it gets my pushbike out

OK, it's a fair cop guv. Can you ride a tandem can ride anything me "
oh don't I know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it gets my pushbike out

OK, it's a fair cop guv. Can you ride a tandem can ride anything me oh don't I know that "
haha you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need someone to nurse me better.... Please siren is on my car xx

*Punctures Tosh's tyres and beats him to it

"
don't encourage him

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I nice cool shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want a maxibon icecream!

Can you still get them?

Not seen them for years n miss them so much I'm welling up with tears here reminiscing about them as if they were a past love of my life lol

Seriously though....they were/are f**king awesome

Yeah, my mate found them in Asda the other day! I searched in sainsbury's and found them! They're tiny now though like half the size "

Half the size n double the cost no doubt.Ah well that's inflation for you!(Sure there's s filthy wisecrack in there somewhere but too tired to think of one lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like to give a lovely lady a massage - I love giving massages and am told I'm pretty good at it too

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I really want a drink but I can't be arsed to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like a cuddle in bed tonight. Light stroking, cwtch up on a man shoulder with his arm wrapped around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I want a viscount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......a seriously sweaty session!

Now, your turn."

Get on a boat Wales is lovely this time of year :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a nice big .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my Marbles back

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my Marbles back

Gimp"

Which ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go back to bed, post holiday blues here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go back to bed, post holiday blues here!! "

Nice to have you back MPB X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go back to bed, post holiday blues here!!

Nice to have you back MPB X"

Well good morning BCW, i trust you're well? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go back to bed, post holiday blues here!!

Nice to have you back MPB X

Well good morning BCW, i trust you're well? x"

Meh, bit of a headache for 2 days, other than that, great thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To clock off and go home

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nice new local FB I reckon, the last one has gone and got himself all entangled with someone. .... ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To visit another club soon and have a full swap with a sexy couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too to visit a club again soon

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

lose my Bi Oral cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a night of Debaucherous sexual activity. Including the guy secretly inviting a woman to explore my body whilst I'm blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of filth going through my mind these few days. I'm not sharing what i want..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the rain on a hot day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....a really fabulous costume for a burlesque party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really wanna zigga zig aah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex in the rain on a hot day "

Mmmm yeah i want this too

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