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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents

If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?

Clean them skids with the power of piss

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compulsory

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

why do I never do as I'm told?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I totally would if I were a bloke!!

''Hey darling, I cleaned the toilet!''

Then sit back and wait for my BJ as a well deserved reward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents

If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?

Clean them skids with the power of piss"

Hah hah! This actually quite funny (yeah I suppose I'm a bit weird!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a piss war with a bloke in one of those big single urinals. Was one of those soap cakes or whatever they are called. Both trying to force it the opposite way lol. Was hilarious at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some years ago the Dutch started incorporating a picture of a fly into the ceramic of public urinals. It gave the men something to aim at and much reduced the "leakage" onto the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as easy as you would think when you live alone (what do you mean , for good reason)

When you realise there are skidmarks yer usually fresh outta pee and have to return later.

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Posting 'ladies look away' is only going to make them look, haven't you learnt anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents

If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?

Clean them skids with the power of piss"

Yes I have to admit, I do it without thinking.

Also if I see a bit of loo paper in there, I'm not happy until I have peed all over it

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Hahaha!! I would definitely see it as a challenge if I was a bloke! I need a willy for a day just to be able to experience it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents

If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?

Clean them skids with the power of piss"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I am so full of penis envy. This is one of those times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies look away now

why this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I love those cageless loo freshner things......

I first saw the advert for them and thought 'target practise!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just has to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should put ping pong balls in the large single urinals. Could play piss pong!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do I never do as I'm told?

And me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do I never do as I'm told?

And me!"

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posting 'ladies look away' is only going to make them look, haven't you learnt anything lol

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it doesnt make us look at all......um oops

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Hahaha!! I would definitely see it as a challenge if I was a bloke! I need a willy for a day just to be able to experience it!

Get a shewee

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I so wish curiosity hadn't got the better of me and I'd not read this.... Esp as I'm drinking (well, WAS) drinking cold apple juice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always desired a dick for a day ..just to see what it was like ..i have to say this had never entered my thoughts ..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. One has to improve ones aim. Or try keeping a floater under the whole time, it's tricky and requires maneuvering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, you have a new challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."

This is a typical guys conversation that would be had anywhere

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I so wish curiosity hadn't got the better of me and I'd not read this.... Esp as I'm drinking (well, WAS) drinking cold apple juice!!

Would have been worse if it was warm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."

Who invited you to comment ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

Who invited you to comment ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

Who invited you to comment ?

Me"

Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a man's social duty to use his stream to clean off skid marks. Women are certainly not going to do it are they! They cannot even lower the toilet seat without moaning about it!

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Should be made law 'if seen then clean'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

Who invited you to comment ?

Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady......."

Well I wasn't looking for permission but I'll agree with the second part.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

Who invited you to comment ?

Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady......."

Brave talk there Mister...

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Classic thread!!

The comments really make it though!

Of course it's a challenge - 'hose down those marks'!! Naturally would be better if the 'skid marker' had cleaned the pan of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."

And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche"

I'd say its depths rather than its complexities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually its one of those ancient laws that were never repealed. Like shooting Scotsmen or practising archery.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I so wish curiosity hadn't got the better of me and I'd not read this.... Esp as I'm drinking (well, WAS) drinking cold apple juice!!

Would have been worse if it was warm lol "

Bleurrrrgh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The glaze on my porcelain is sufficiently maintained so shite does not stick to it......

Also I don't hunch my shoulders or rest my elbows on my knees when I'm curling one out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The glaze on my porcelain is sufficiently maintained so shite does not stick to it......

Also I don't hunch my shoulders or rest my elbows on my knees when I'm curling one out...

I didn't think women done things like curl one out ?

Oh wait ....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

this thread is funny men have penises so they have always got something to play with but this one id never have thought men do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a pub in Glasgow that's capitalised on this. They have a penalty game where u pee on sensors to aim your shots. What fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?

Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?

Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?

Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.

And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche

I'd say its depths rather than its complexities."

Lets not split hairs

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