FabSwingers.com forum: my dick just died!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I bury it inside you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

*rimshot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it smell?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm sure one of the ladies will be along shortly to provide it some CPR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do that mate won't that cause disease? I mean think about it ... Rotten dick inside live vagina??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Has it gone stiff yet?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I think cremation would be better for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has it gone stiff yet?"

Like a plank

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What will be on the gravestone

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just chop it off and wear a strap-on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will be on the gravestone

Left this world to be in a better place

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What will be on the gravestone

Left in the blaze of flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pickle it for later

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"What will be on the gravestone

Left in the blaze of flange

Final resting place of flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pickle it for later

Haha!! Yes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I pickle it for later

Or fry it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I got some jump leads !?!?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What will be on the gravestone

Left in the blaze of flange

Final resting place of flange

It got flanged to death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will be on the gravestone

Left in the blaze of flange

Final resting place of flange

It got flanged to death

Lol I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

Brewers droop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it catch the ghey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rigoror mortis could be a good thing? Help you to keep it up for longer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it catch the ghey?"

Huh?

Is that Welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here,let me give it the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come here,let me give it the kiss of life

How can a man refuse

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my son was about three he was always playing with it.

One day he come running in crying and shouting that he had broken it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here,let me give it the kiss of life

How can a man refuse

If your dick is dead I'd say explore all avenues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son was about three he was always playing with it.

One day he come running in crying and shouting that he had broken it

My son was the opposite ..used to tell me he didnt like it and used to use flat of his hand to try and "flatten" it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"When my son was about three he was always playing with it.

One day he come running in crying and shouting that he had broken it

My son was the opposite ..used to tell me he didnt like it and used to use flat of his hand to try and "flatten" it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here,let me give it the kiss of life

How can a man refuse

Don't give up hope. I have a strong suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son was about three he was always playing with it.

One day he come running in crying and shouting that he had broken it

My son was the opposite ..used to tell me he didnt like it and used to use flat of his hand to try and "flatten" it

Hes 24 and gay now ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?? to mouth ?? resuscitation

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When my son was about three he was always playing with it.

One day he come running in crying and shouting that he had broken it

Well it certainly ain't broke...it firing live

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"?? to mouth ?? resuscitation "

Only one way to find out if it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth to mouth resuscitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just chop it off and wear a strap-on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a party in my mouth.

Wanna come.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a party in my mouth.

Wanna come.?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What song are you having at the funeral ? May I suggest You Raise Me Up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

I'd like one that worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

I'd like one that worked

You know he will always work for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine died now I'm hoping it will fall off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine died now I'm hoping it will fall off...."

this made me chuckle. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

I've heard far worse chat up lines!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

I've heard far worse chat up lines!!

Do you mix concrete? Because your making me hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

I've heard far worse chat up lines!!

Do you mix concrete? Because your making me hard

Yup - that one was far worse!!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"What will be on the gravestone

my dick lies here.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"If you do that mate won't that cause disease? I mean think about it ... Rotten dick inside live vagina??

ive had a few rotten dicks in me!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

You can, if you can stretch it across the Irish Sea?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bury it inside you

You can, if you can stretch it across the Irish Sea?!

Lol I've got more chance in plaiting fog

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