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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's a compliment!!! hogs a bike

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

a harley davidson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd look better on our bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hogtied? I wanna be hogtied

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I wouldn't have known

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"it's a compliment!!! hogs a bike

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wouldn't have known

You and me both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first reaction would be outrage....been on and off here too long.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why not say a bike? I wish people would not over complicated things my brain cells hurt

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My first reaction would be outrage....been on and off here too long.

I try not to let complete strangers outrage me to much...I have too much of it in my working life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not say a bike? I wish people would not over complicated things my brain cells hurt

Trying to be cool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hogtied? I wanna be hogtied

Love being hogtied. My Domme ties me like that or she uses ankle and wrist shackles and clips them together. Apparently I'm a one clip girl as I'm so flexible, no need for a gap between the shackles.

Sorry; off topic I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first reaction would be outrage....been on and off here too long.

I try not to let complete strangers outrage me to much...I have too much of it in my working life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I wouldn't of had a clue what it meant either!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's a compliment!!! hogs a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer the thread title, yes you can.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"To answer the thread title, yes you can."

Ok how Is your mum?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hog - Biker speak for motorcyle

It was a compliment

Now if hed said you make a good looking hog, then its time to stick an apple in your mouth and jump on the spit

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

A hog is a harly...

A real pig of a bike...

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

Think that would of had me puzzled also, still plenty of bikers on here to give the answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy earlier said he wanted to spunk up my monkey !

I don't have any pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hog - Biker speak for motorcyle

It was a compliment

Now if hed said you make a good looking hog, then its time to stick an apple in your mouth and jump on the spit

Woo hoo it would take a few hours to cook me got a good bit of meat to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we sure something didn't get auto-corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To answer the thread title, yes you can.

Ok how Is your mum?

She's fine, thank you for asking.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy earlier said he wanted to spunk up my monkey !

I don't have any pets "

Hahaha I don't get any fun messages

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are we sure something didn't get auto-corrected"

Ok what did you think got auto corrected then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times

Lmfao shit up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy earlier said he wanted to spunk up my monkey !

I don't have any pets "

He's a cheeky fellow that Justin Bieber

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times

Lmfao shit up!!!!"

I meant shut arghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember it from the film 'Wild Hogs' with John Travolta, Tim Allen and William Dafoe - mid life crisis movie where a bunch of blokes all take off on motorbikes

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

a hog is a motorcycle , and yes you would look good on one ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told I look like a hog. Is that the same ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times

Lmfao shit up!!!!

I meant shut arghhh

To be fair you mite well shit up if it does turn out he wants ya on a spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...

Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast

What and shove an apple in my gob as well

You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up

Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times

Lmfao shit up!!!!

I meant shut arghhh

To be fair you mite well shit up if it does turn out he wants ya on a spit

ahhh now I know what an anal hook is for?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

You'd look better with your legs wrapped around my neck Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hog is the nickname for those smaller american tractors made by Hardly Movinson.

A Bike on the other hand is something with a high powered engine that will go round corners without needing the next 217hrs to polish all the chrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

I think they may mean shibari or rope suspension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he wants you to sit on his chopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Hog is the nickname for those smaller american tractors made by Hardly Movinson.

A Bike on the other hand is something with a high powered engine that will go round corners without needing the next 217hrs to polish all the chrome

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this without doubt.

Its an antiquated pile of chrome, bolted together with an engine from the 1950's.

Overpriced rubbish sold to old geezers and people who cant ride a real bike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think he wants you to sit on his chopper.

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ooh matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means he wants you to ride bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not say a bike? I wish people would not over complicated things my brain cells hurt

Cause a bike has handling, acceleration, agility and power.

A harley is slow, under powered and over weight and about as agile as a pregnant woman riding a shopping trolley.

Hence "hog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes "

That's 10 minutes of your life you won't get back.

The guy is an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

Now why did that make me instantly think of this....

https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

Now why did that make me instantly think of this....

https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ"

Can't see cheeky in there somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

Now why did that make me instantly think of this....

https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ

Can't see cheeky in there somehow

You mentioned the chaps and tassles.....

Come to think of it...

no ones seen your face.....

We moustache you a question....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a type of Harley called a fatboy..... only saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

Now why did that make me instantly think of this....

https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ

Can't see cheeky in there somehow

You mentioned the chaps and tassles.....

Come to think of it...

no ones seen your face.....

We moustache you a question...."

I'm shy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can't leave you lot for 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mane he has a leather fetish?

Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?

Broom broom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I prefer. The image of cheeky hog tied ...... Lill piggy butt plug AND an apple ... Dinner is served!

Hehe

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?

Or could be a spit roast lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I prefer. The image of cheeky hog tied ...... Lill piggy butt plug AND an apple ... Dinner is served!

Hehe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think I prefer. The image of cheeky hog tied ...... Lill piggy butt plug AND an apple ... Dinner is served!

Hehe "

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway

Hahaha now that would be a sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway

Hahaha now that would be a sight

Pig tails flying out the back

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway

Hahaha now that would be a sight

Pig tails flying out the back

Me and you Thelma and Louise but without driving off a cliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we sure something didn't get auto-corrected

Ok what did you think got auto corrected then?

not sure just a thought / hope

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Are we sure something didn't get auto-corrected

Ok what did you think got auto corrected then?

not sure just a thought / hope"

It could've been auto corrected from, 'you'd look good on my gob' or 'on my nob'...

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