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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New game!

Proverbs are generally known as quick, punchy ways to communicate valuable lessons in life, the idea of this game is to take a well known one and excessively word it, so

'An excessively high number of catering staff will most likely cause a noticeable reduction in the overall quality of the hot, liquid based consumable'

Yes, it's a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"New game!

Proverbs are generally known as quick, punchy ways to communicate valuable lessons in life, the idea of this game is to take a well known one and excessively word it, so

'An excessively high number of catering staff will most likely cause a noticeable reduction in the overall quality of the hot, liquid based consumable'

Yes, it's a rainy Sunday afternoon."

Too many words spoil the pun ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"New game!

Proverbs are generally known as quick, punchy ways to communicate valuable lessons in life, the idea of this game is to take a well known one and excessively word it, so

'An excessively high number of catering staff will most likely cause a noticeable reduction in the overall quality of the hot, liquid based consumable'

Yes, it's a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Too many words spoil the pun ?"

Oh alright ....... cooks and broth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Being quick with thread and needle work upon a garment can prevent excessive repairs if they are ignored and allowed to multiply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being quick with thread and needle work upon a garment can prevent excessive repairs if they are ignored and allowed to multiply.

"

There you go

If the sky in the evening appears to be of a crimson colour, there is a high possibility that those in the sheep tending occupation will see it in a positive manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solo winged,feathered,beaked creature in ones extremity is as valuable as a duo of said creatures in ones pubic hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There existed a number, larger than nine but less than eleven, of somewhat cylindrical translucent vessels tapering to a narrow opening at one end, of an aquamarine shade of hue, stood along the top of an assembled construction made up of fired clay rectangles held together by a dried mix of mostly silicate and carboniferous hydrated minerals ...

All together now, sing along when yer ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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There existed a number, larger than nine but less than eleven, of somewhat cylindrical translucent vessels tapering to a narrow opening at one end, of an aquamarine shade of hue, stood along the top of an assembled construction made up of fired clay rectangles held together by a dried mix of mostly silicate and carboniferous hydrated minerals ...

All together now, sing along when yer ready. "

And if one green bottle should accidentally fall. Not a proverb but a good one I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naturally formed, small rock formation is unlikely to gather upon itself any vegetable matter while in motion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is not considered wise to perform an act of quantification upon the supposed number of infant fowl in your possession whilst they still remain within the confines of their ovular bondage prior to liberation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is not considered wise to perform an act of quantification upon the supposed number of infant fowl in your possession whilst they still remain within the confines of their ovular bondage prior to liberation."

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homo sapien of the additional chromosomal variety who empties the contents of his ( shit, a clue, or two) bowels on an industrial size metal platform design to calculate the additional mass carried by commercial vehicles, is a homo sapien (+y) who partakes very widely in global bartering and trading relationships.

nb this was a translation of an ancient Chinese proverb by the man in the takeaway shop who gave me a lovely 69, with dessert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst you may be capable of guiding a creature of equine origin to a suitable source of H20, convincing said creature to imbibe this liquid may still be beyond the realms of your personal ability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One must not allow the waste matter which remains after food has been ingested and digested and is discharged mixed with secretions of your intestines via your anal passage to be placed on the wooden structure classified as furniture for fear of said digested waste matter entering your mouth.

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