FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worse chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading a previous thread got me thinking, what the best and worse chat up lines youve all heard.....or used?

A clever one I like is 'Grab your Taco you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican'.

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum

Have you got ebola cause your eyes are bleeding gorgeous! that was a bad but funny one I got the other week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever fucked in a truck !

And no I didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can finger my arse for £5!" she wanted bus fare home

i said NO honest i did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be your new mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you take the sausage..? works for me every time

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

[Removed by poster at 12/04/15 15:31:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? I cant marmalade my cock into you... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners.

They make my nuts tighten.

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I've got a spare ticket to an orgasm, wanna cum?

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

If i were to invite you back to mine for an evening of passionate lustful sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My roommate has gone home for the weekend. Which night are you staying?

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

"If i were to invite you back to mine for an evening of passionate lustful sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one? "

possibly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket ? Because you've got fine written all over you

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By *nleashedin89Man
over a year ago

south shields

You must have a mirror in your knickers? "hows that" because I can see my self there later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy coming back to mine to watch some porn on my flat screen mirror?

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Beckon to a woman with your finger and when she comes over say

"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all 10".

Either that or, "I've got a knife and a cock. I'll let you decide which one is going in you tonight".

That last one was a joke by the way.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Beckon to a woman with your finger and when she comes over say

"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all 10".

Either that or, "I've got a knife and a cock. I'll let you decide which one is going in you tonight".

That last one was a joke by the way. "

Is the first one not haha?

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