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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you ask nicely

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Only if you ask nicely

To be fair she did ask nicely so it would be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you ask nicely

To be fair she did ask nicely so it would be rude not to

Thank you, my thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst chat up line ever...but maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send ya to specsavers first....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe"

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first...."

Said the hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think your taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you wanted a hug that badly you only needed to ask for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you ask nicely

To be fair she did ask nicely so it would be rude not to

Thank you, my thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you hold it against me"
got the tune but not the words sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I would agree with you op lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol"

Awww you are all too young to remember....Dr Hook sang it way back when I was ickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love looking at a females body, especially in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a look at me thread xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. I would agree with you op lol

Ahh thanks shag xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I would agree with you op lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol

Awww you are all too young to remember....Dr Hook sang it way back when I was ickle

lol...nahh..I'm just non-musically inclined

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol

Awww you are all too young to remember....Dr Hook sang it way back when I was ickle

I only know one dr hook song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Ohhhh .... I've used that one before .... worked a treat .... I emerged 27.5 hours later !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the next line is

'If I swore you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

Hahaa, it's allowed. Its the name of the game, or is that another song???

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

Hahaa, it's allowed. Its the name of the game, or is that another song??? "

Abba? I think so.......I do like games

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

Hahaa, it's allowed. Its the name of the game, or is that another song???

Abba? I think so.......I do like games

Mmmmmm me too, much fun to be had playing games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you hold it against me"

Lol

I wouldn't believe you

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Yes I would .... I'm such a whore .... So easy I am x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

Hahaa, it's allowed. Its the name of the game, or is that another song???

Abba? I think so.......I do like games

Mmmmmm me too, much fun to be had playing games

What would you like to play? I am pretty good at I-spy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send ya to specsavers first....

Said the hottie

I'm not feeling it today.......I sat and scoffed a whole easter egg and three chocky bars last night.....I have the guilt bloats today

I would still do you

especially if you fed me chocolate

Coming from you....that's enough to raise a

.......among other things

Don't tempt me

I feel like the director of 'match dot com'

sorry I got all playful

Hahaa, it's allowed. Its the name of the game, or is that another song???

Abba? I think so.......I do like games

Mmmmmm me too, much fun to be had playing games

What would you like to play? I am pretty good at I-spy

Oh go on then, what do you spy?

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol

Awww you are all too young to remember....Dr Hook sang it way back when I was ickle

Was the Bellamy Bros actually lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worst chat up line ever...but maybe

I was sort of hoping someone would continue the words to the song, but hey ho, if its working I wont fix it

I didnt even know its a song lol

Awww you are all too young to remember....Dr Hook sang it way back when I was ickle

Was the Bellamy Bros actually lol "

If it was then Dr Hook did it too

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Dennis Loccorriere mmmmm

Mmmmmmmmm

Well I've cum lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Licka we could cover him in choccie then lick it off him might take a while but mmmmmmm

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

Now we could talk all night about the weather

Could tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast

I could ask alot of crazy questions

Or ask you what I really want to know

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

Now rain can fall so soft against the window

The sun can shine so bright up in the sky

But daddy always told me, "Don't make small talk"

He said, "Come on out and say what's on your mind"

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you had a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

Now we could talk all night about the weather

Could tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast

I could ask alot of crazy questions

Or ask you what I really want to know

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

Now rain can fall so soft against the window

The sun can shine so bright up in the sky

But daddy always told me, "Don't make small talk"

He said, "Come on out and say what's on your mind"

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you had a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

If I swore you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight

If I were dying of thirst

Would your flowing love come quench me

If I said you have a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

Awww thank you, I love that song, so pleased someone remembered it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dennis Loccorriere mmmmm

Mmmmmmmmm

Well I've cum lol "

And he still looks good

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If I said you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Dennis Loccorriere mmmmm

Mmmmmmmmm

Well I've cum lol

And he still looks good

So so Fuckable

Apparently he contacts fans on his own website

I've yet to investigate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dennis Loccorriere mmmmm

Mmmmmmmmm

Well I've cum lol

And he still looks good

So so Fuckable

Apparently he contacts fans on his own website

I've yet to investigate "

Maybe we should open a fab fan forum

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Oh yes

If only he would join Fab mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think they was either pissed or just talking bollocks lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE appropriate response would be :

Yes, but only if you Let Your Love Flow.

ps was a Bellamy Bros hit, not aware that Dr Hook have ever recorded it or sung it in concert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dennis Loccorriere mmmmm

Mmmmmmmmm

Well I've cum lol

And he still looks good

So so Fuckable

Apparently he contacts fans on his own website

I've yet to investigate "

Really. Well thanks for that info.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes

If only he would join Fab mmmm "

I don't think he will have a problem with meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes

If only he would join Fab mmmm

I don't think he will have a problem with meets

Oooooh, you may even get commemorated in a future romantic song.

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