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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I nominate traffic lights at red when there's fuck all approaching from the other directions.

Someone somewhere controlling traffic "flow" is having a good laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe.......... "

Thanks for the image!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate myself for putting up a weird and nonsense status that will get plenty of replies, and has done.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe.......... "

Who the hell does that lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Eastenders/Coronation street/Hollyoaks et al.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe..........

Thanks for the image!"

You're welcome, it's a delightful one ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe..........

Thanks for the image!

You're welcome, it's a delightful one ain't it? "

Novice!

3 days huh. Posh that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe.......... "

So you have moved from Stoke then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate speed bumps that have less impact than some potholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe..........

So you have moved from Stoke then?? "

Shhhhh, how did you know

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Good call.

I nominate any console gaming, the hours one can waste shouting 'frag out!' or 'flank left' to a spotty kid in Springfield Alabama whilst sat at home in your 3 day worn y-fronts in Scunthorpe.......... "

Wear them forwards, backwards, turn inside out and repeat for a minimum 4 uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local road that collapsed after resurfacing, due to an underground stream How come it didn't collapse before the resurfacing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit to being a time waster

I actually turned up once and the poor fabber was forced to spend her precious time meeting me. It was six hours before she got away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I admit to being a time waster

I actually turned up once and the poor fabber was forced to spend her precious time meeting me. It was six hours before she got away "

I bet she had to shag you as well at some point in all that wasted time?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I nominate speed bumps that have less impact than some potholes! "

did you have a good fuck last night ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Too many Timewasters.

I've just wasted nearly my whole lunchtime covering a flower pot in wood-glue and sawdust ready for this Beach Avatar thingy.

(There's got to be Platinum Points for having a sandcastle)

Mr.ddc

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Too many Timewasters.

I've just wasted nearly my whole lunchtime covering a flower pot in wood-glue and sawdust ready for this Beach Avatar thingy.

(There's got to be Platinum Points for having a sandcastle)

Mr.ddc"

Couldn't you have just bought a bag of sand from B&Q and made a real one?

There's so many friggin fakes on this site!!

A

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Couldn't you have just bought a bag of sand from B&Q and made a real one?

There's so many friggin fakes on this site!!

A"

The sad thing is, I have for 'the beach', it never even crossed my mind to use it for the bloody castle!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Couldn't you have just bought a bag of sand from B&Q and made a real one?

There's so many friggin fakes on this site!!

A

The sad thing is, I have for 'the beach', it never even crossed my mind to use it for the bloody castle!

"

Have you seen the 'dumb thread' yet?

I don't think there's been any posts about making sandcastles yet.

A

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