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The Lord's Prayer joke

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By *ottsguy44 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

My vibrator, which brings me heaven.

rabbit be thy Name.

You make me come, You bring me such fun...

On earth or is it Heaven?

Give me this day My daily thrill and forgive me of My screams.

As I forgive those who sold Me dead batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.

Deliver Me from Frustration, for thine is the Vibration, the power and rotation.

and forever and ever - NO MEN!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Brilliant

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Lol!

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Love it

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By *ottsguy44 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought

I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're

calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself

Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right

curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful

legs. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll

give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and

give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone

and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and! I want it

now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in

chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.

Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to

press 9.

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