FabSwingers.com forum: Why do they them Mars bars?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Why are they called Mars bars when they are made on earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you might be sharing some!!

Take it you're off today BB!!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Coz hey taste out if this world?

Mmmm, Mars bras!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Now THERE'S a freudian slip if ever there was one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Starbars made on earth as well? Opal Fruits not made from precious stones? Spacedust?

We've been lied to all these years!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Can I start eating Black Jacks again then?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Only if Jack agrees!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Thought you might be sharing some!!

Take it you're off today BB!!

Lunch time and i was looking at said mars bar n wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be snickers cause I love nuts !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the thread title read "Why do they do them Mars Bars" and thought this was a Marianne Faithful type thread.

Well, the answer is we already have a Galaxy, a Milky Way, a Curly Wurly ... and Mars was feeling a bit left out and in the interests of not wanting any celestial entity to develop a inferiority complex we had to have a Mars bar too.

I prefer Crunchies myself, the chocolate melts quickly and Siren says it ting... um... oops.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

"I thought the thread title read "Why do they do them Mars Bars" and thought this was a Marianne Faithful type thread.

I prefer Crunchies myself, the chocolate melts quickly and Siren says it ting... um... oops.

dont 4get planets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont 4get planets"

Eurgh! They're minging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n 1932, Forrest Mars, son of American candy maker Frank C. Mars, rented a factory in Slough and with a staff of twelve people began manufacturing a chocolate bar consisting of nougat and caramel covered in milk chocolate, modelled after his father's Milky Way bar, which was already popular in the US. Today the basic recipe is unaltered but the size of the bar and the proportions of the main components have changed over the years.

Wikipedia,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss spangles xx

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"I miss spangles xx

I choked on one of them as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss spangles xx

Me too. That lead singer was a proper babe!

"Walk like an EE-gip-shuun.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss spangles xx

Me too. That lead singer was a proper babe!

"Walk like an EE-gip-shuun.."

Mmm trust you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss spangles xx

I choked on one of them as a kid

never heard 'em called that before

"mum, I've got me spangle stuck in me zip"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to really love Sour Fruit chewing gum. 6 different flavours and I wouldn't buy any if I couldn't buy them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"I miss spangles xx

I choked on one of them as a kid

never heard 'em called that before

"mum, I've got me spangle stuck in me zip"

Us Sussex gals are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

Ahem!.. need a volunteer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

form a queue behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Woo Hoooo be careful what you wish for boys you can still buy it

Im going to make sure I have some at the next social we go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woo Hoooo be careful what you wish for boys you can still buy it

Im going to make sure I have some at the next social we go to

Share it around a few of the girls and me n jack will go in the glory box and see if we can guess who's who huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Woo Hoooo be careful what you wish for boys you can still buy it

Im going to make sure I have some at the next social we go to

Share it around a few of the girls and me n jack will go in the glory box and see if we can guess who's who huh?

Now that is a plan and im sure the girls won't need any persuading

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

You mean the "Milky Way" chocolate (and a centre whipped so light that it won't ruin your appitite) bar hasn't got pieces of cosmic space dust in it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

form a queue behind me

pssst... I think I've just talked us into a BJ Fest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woo Hoooo be careful what you wish for boys you can still buy it

Im going to make sure I have some at the next social we go to

Share it around a few of the girls and me n jack will go in the glory box and see if we can guess who's who huh?

Now that is a plan and im sure the girls won't need any persuading

When's the next social? Gotta stiffy already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

form a queue behind me

pssst... I think I've just talked us into a BJ Fest..

We'll keep this one a secret then Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Yeh no-one will know about it

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

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over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

Google and you will find some to get online xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

Google and you will find some to get online xx

I thought she meant she couldn't find a guy willing to have his cock sucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

Google and you will find some to get online xx

I thought she meant she couldn't find a guy willing to have his cock sucked!

Hahaha Is there such a thing

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

Google and you will find some to get online xx

I thought she meant she couldn't find a guy willing to have his cock sucked!

Like that'll ever happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give someone a bj with a mouthful of spacedust

I've been looking for some to try out on my next meet but I can't find any

Google and you will find some to get online xx

I thought she meant she couldn't find a guy willing to have his cock sucked!

Like that'll ever happen!"

If you go to this little place in Rome I know about, lots of guys there in frocks but not a one of em will let ya suck his cock - probably cos you're a girl, but you could try your luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talking about mars bars....... nothing better than a mars bar party !!!

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

so is there no lions in a lion bar then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

developed by Frank Mars in 1923.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"developed by Frank Mars in 1923.

fook i never know that! So did Ahmet the Turk come up with Turkish Delight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"n 1932, Forrest Mars, son of American candy maker Frank C. Mars, rented a factory in Slough and with a staff of twelve people began manufacturing a chocolate bar consisting of nougat and caramel covered in milk chocolate, modelled after his father's Milky Way bar, which was already popular in the US. Today the basic recipe is unaltered but the size of the bar and the proportions of the main components have changed over the years.

Wikipedia,,,

There used to be a sweet confectioner shop in Chislehurst near the memorial which used to make this and sell it by the bar or part of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"developed by Frank Mars in 1923.

fook i never know that! So did Ahmet the Turk come up with Turkish Delight?

Oh Yeah .......and some Dutch bloke makes Hollands Toffee. Not to mention the pies! NO! I said don't mention the Pies !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

they aint made on mars?????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mars can frickin have em....boak!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"developed by Frank Mars in 1923.

fook i never know that! So did Ahmet the Turk come up with Turkish Delight?

Oh Yeah .......and some Dutch bloke makes Hollands Toffee. Not to mention the pies! NO! I said don't mention the Pies !"

Just wondering now.........err Granny....do you make your own crumpets like??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mars can frickin have em....boak!"

Don't they deep fry them up there in batter at the chippy?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"mars can frickin have em....boak!

Don't they deep fry them up there in batter at the chippy?

Never seen it done my self, or the deep fat pizza's. I suspect its an urban myth!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It is not true that Mars bars are the same as ever, i'm sure they changed a few years back. Thicker consistency IIRC.

The other product Frank Mars made in the early days ( still do ) was pet food and he insisted on tasting every new product to see if it was satisfactory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is not true that Mars bars are the same as ever, i'm sure they changed a few years back. Thicker consistency IIRC.

The other product Frank Mars made in the early days ( still do ) was pet food and he insisted on tasting every new product to see if it was satisfactory.

They are defiantly different these days. I don't think they are as sickly and they don't get as hard in the fridge these days.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Are all choccie bars named after their creator?

Until this thread I hadn't realised that there was a Mr. Mars that had invented the bar. Consequently after some research I have found other similarly named creators of confectionery here...

Derek Twix - invented the Twix

Alfonse Marathon who later changed his name bye deed pole to Jerry Snicker.

and Kevin Topic who invented the smartie.*

*nothing in this post is in the strictest sense true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all choccie bars named after their creator?

Until this thread I hadn't realised that there was a Mr. Mars that had invented the bar. Consequently after some research I have found other similarly named creators of confectionery here...

Derek Twix - invented the Twix

Alfonse Marathon who later changed his name bye deed pole to Jerry Snicker.

and Kevin Topic who invented the smartie.*

*nothing in this post is in the strictest sense true."

So did Karen KitKat invent the bounty bar?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Are all choccie bars named after their creator?

Until this thread I hadn't realised that there was a Mr. Mars that had invented the bar. Consequently after some research I have found other similarly named creators of confectionery here...

Derek Twix - invented the Twix

Alfonse Marathon who later changed his name bye deed pole to Jerry Snicker.

and Kevin Topic who invented the smartie.*

*nothing in this post is in the strictest sense true.

So did Karen KitKat invent the bounty bar?

I'm not sure mate but it seems likely!

I did read that Dave Starbar created the Lion Bar, craaazy!

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