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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

we get on like a house on fire

wtf is that supposed to mean ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you'll have a bunch of burly men turn up and spray you with their big hoses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means they're gonna set off your smoke alarm, then destroy your house and possessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna get burned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never a muckel mixed a n yuk mm nuckel, or something like that lol

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

'As much use as a chocolate teapot'...

You get chocolate in all sorts of shapes these days and eating a chocolate teapot would be tasty...

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

When you lose something/can't find it and you mention to someone you have and they say where did you last have it ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm why am posting on here after a large amount of Vodka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never a muckel mixed a n yuk mm nuckel, or something like that lol

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That would be "many a mickle makes a muckle". It's a Scottish saying. It isn't meant to be understood unless you are very pished and eating a deep fried haggis at the time!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

It's too cold to snow - ffs sake, it gets to minus 40 at the poles and has no problem snowing at either of them.

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire


"Never a muckel mixed a n yuk mm nuckel, or something like that lol

That would be "many a mickle makes a muckle". It's a Scottish saying. It isn't meant to be understood unless you are very pished and eating a deep fried haggis at the time!"

oh he's pished trust me im next to.him lol phone in hand and homer Simpson drool ....bless x

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop crying else I'll give you something to cry about ?!?!?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when pulling funny faces "when the wind changes you will be stuck looking like that".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a penny for every time you shit your nappy when you were a baby I would be a millionaire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when pulling funny faces "when the wind changes you will be stuck looking like that". "

Best answer I've heard to that was a little kid with all honesty ask back "is that what happened to you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'As much use as a chocolate teapot'...

You get chocolate in all sorts of shapes these days and eating a chocolate teapot would be tasty..."

Try making a cup of tea in it, you'll then find your answer.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

When someone says they slept like a baby I ask if they soiled themselves and kept waking up crying.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"'As much use as a chocolate teapot'...

You get chocolate in all sorts of shapes these days and eating a chocolate teapot would be tasty...

Try making a cup of tea in it, you'll then find your answer."

It's actually be proven that a chocolate teapot does actually work.. and makes your tea taste chocolatly..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"'As much use as a chocolate teapot'...

Try making a cup of tea in it, you'll then find your answer.

It's actually be proven that a chocolate teapot does actually work.. and makes your tea taste chocolatly..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

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No; they only kept the hot water in for two minutes, that's half the recommended time to brew a cup of tea.

In addition because it contaminated the tea with chocolate it experiment failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you lose something/can't find it and you mention to someone you have and they say where did you last have it .........."

That works actually as the brain can access the memory because you have been asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a child " come here so I can give you a clip round the ear". Yeah, right!!

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Are you awake........ffs lol

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's too cold to snow - ffs sake, it gets to minus 40 at the poles and has no problem snowing at either of them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'As much use as a chocolate teapot'...

Try making a cup of tea in it, you'll then find your answer.

It's actually be proven that a chocolate teapot does actually work.. and makes your tea taste chocolatly..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

No; they only kept the hot water in for two minutes, that's half the recommended time to brew a cup of tea.

In addition because it contaminated the tea with chocolate it experiment failed.

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Exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here, "well its your loss" after you have politely turned them down. How is it my loss, I don't want to meet you?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life doesn't have hands,but every now n then it hits you a slap.

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By *uriousminds2008Couple
over a year ago

London

Never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst eating someone saying "watch your fingers"

That really pushes my buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for you won't go past you..........it fecking will if you let it! Lol

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