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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have vodka, vodka and vodka.

Who wants a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but i'm working.

So I think it will have to be a scotch. ^_^

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Did someone say vodka????

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I'm staying with the green king ipa..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would but i'm working.

So I think it will have to be a scotch. ^_^"

Think I have a dusty bottle of Bells somewhere.

Ice sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just poured myself a large glass of Shiraz. Anyone else fancy one?

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

nice bacardi and ....

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I love a voddie on a friday night..but tonight im just not feeling it.. So its a glass of Vimto and my bed. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double shot of Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary please OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm on budweiser, not the best idea, I'm up at 6.00am.. So although I'd love to.. _oddy n orange, I guess I'd best not...

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Love vodka, but only with tonic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

Eeewwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

Eeewwwwwwwwwwww"

I know, I hate the name Mary too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a glass of red please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love vodka, but only with tonic x"

best mixer for vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would but i'm working.

So I think it will have to be a scotch. ^_^"

I think you quite enough already.

Now get out you're barred!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

Blerrgh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of red please"

I've got some Shiraz...want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

It's your birthday. Have hat you want. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

Only got fresh stuff with juicy bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

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yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers OP that's the last time I ask for a foo foo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

Dirty focker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

It's your birthday. Have hat you want. Xx"

thank you xx

oooo can I make a list lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing for me ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could use one, make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

Only got fresh stuff with juicy bits?

I like bits !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of red please

I've got some Shiraz...want to share?

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cheers mate. I have a bottle of Jacobs Creek. We can get pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

Pmsl quickly put the bloody toaster away toooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of red please

I've got some Shiraz...want to share?

cheers mate. I have a bottle of Jacobs Creek. We can get pissed

sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

Only got fresh stuff with juicy bits?

I like bits !!!

We know broken ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please OP

Not got tomato juice but I'm sure somebody here would be on the blob and I could make it look like one? Would be full of iron too

Dirty focker

Oh come on, all in jest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a please , spirits in my bag

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

Only got fresh stuff with juicy bits?

I like bits !!!

We know broken ones

who blabbed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

You are being good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

It's your birthday. Have hat you want. Xx

thank you xx

oooo can I make a list lol

Yeah go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oooo I'd love a vodka, lime and soda right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an axl rrose pl

Champagne cranberry juice n vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

Only got fresh stuff with juicy bits?

I like bits !!!

We know broken ones

who blabbed?

It's common knowledge sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could use one, make it a double

Only triples on my bar mate.

Saving on wasting mixers

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please , spirits in my bag

Her "

Always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

That reminds me I need to buy a new bottle of Tequila tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

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my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an axl rrose pl

Champagne cranberry juice n vodka

Good choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

my heart

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God I'm so smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking alcoholics the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

my heart

God I'm so smooth

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The Vino talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an axl rrose pl

Champagne cranberry juice n vodka

Good choice!"

I would die to drink axl mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please , spirits in my bag

Her

Always one!"

Isn't there just . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

my heart

God I'm so smooth

The Vino talking

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yeah I do tend to talk shit when I've had wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

my heart

God I'm so smooth

The Vino talking

yeah I do tend to talk shit when I've had wine

no wine required here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking alcoholics the lot of you

only occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking alcoholics the lot of you

You're only an alcoholic if it's a problem, I don't have any problem being d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking alcoholics the lot of you

Hic burp hic. Who you calling an alcoholic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye "

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking alcoholics the lot of you

And?...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can I be trusted with a Voddy and Orange Juice please ...

yeah just give me a hour to put awAy the breakables

oiiiiiiii that's harsh - what have I broken lately ?

my heart

God I'm so smooth

The Vino talking

yeah I do tend to talk shit when I've had wine

Don't worry hun, you'll fall asleep in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have vodka, vodka and vodka.

Who wants a drink?"

Cant you turn it into a Cosmopolitan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for my last comment,

I'm a little d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have vodka, vodka and vodka.

Who wants a drink?

Cant you turn it into a Cosmopolitan?

Oh get you, you'll have to put your spade down first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for my last comment,

I'm a little d*unk

D*unken trollope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have vodka, vodka and vodka.

Who wants a drink?

Cant you turn it into a Cosmopolitan?

Oh get you, you'll have to put your spade down first

Ok.I'll play me banjo instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone get me a wine ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? "
half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Milky coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and dandelion and burdock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

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Nice one. Did I drink it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky coffee please"
oooo get you with Yer coffee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

Nice one. Did I drink it ? "
well someone did....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

Nice one. Did I drink it ? well someone did....

It was me, and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

Nice one. Did I drink it ? well someone did....

It was me, and...

Might of known Sis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

Yep, I wore a sombrero too

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Bar snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

Nice one. Did I drink it ? well someone did....

It was me, and...

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you need help. Say. " hi I'm meet the fockers and I'm a alcoholic ". Then we can help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

Yep, I wore a sombrero too

I have a picture of Carlos Cojones wearing a sombrero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would but i'm working.

So I think it will have to be a scotch. ^_^

I think you quite enough already.

Now get out you're barred!!

But it's cold outside

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please .

I've got all the right change and everything .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

Yep, I wore a sombrero too

Ohhh what an image.. Was you poncho slung on a whim on the porch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's my _oddy and orange with the bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get me a wine ? half an hour ago.Are you pissed?

Nice one. Did I drink it ? well someone did....

It was me, and...

you need help. Say. " hi I'm meet the fockers and I'm a alcoholic ". Then we can help you "

Toshie bugger orf, I have an image to uphold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where's my _oddy and orange with the bits?

Prob where you left it dippy minx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

Yep, I wore a sombrero too

I have a picture of Carlos Cojones wearing a sombrero

Why does this not surprise me brother dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where's my _oddy and orange with the bits?

Prob where you left it dippy minx! "

I don't think I got it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing for me ta

Bloody goody two shoes!

I'm knackered I'm actually just drinking tonic water

Yes as I said, park your arse... Tequilas

Last time I did one of them d*unk I ended up with the salt in my eye

dopey sod, .. It's sprinkle, lick, suck, swallow

Yea - when you're bolloxed it's pretty hard to get all of that right

A lot of the later happened when we got home though

You had tequila at home? Lucky

Yep, I wore a sombrero too

I have a picture of Carlos Cojones wearing a sombrero

Why does this not surprise me brother dear!

I'm so predictable Sis, besides you know me so well

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