FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

massive spiders

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just seen a massive spider in my bath, if I flush it down th plughole, will I see it again?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Yes it will climb back out and bite you on the arse when you have a shower

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes, spiders float lol put some hot water down the plug hole n cook the little sod

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch it in a glass and toss it out the window. They benefit the garden as they eat every other little bug out there - including dragonflies.

We've got a HUUUUGE web in our front garden, it must span 6' and it's one of nature's true works of art in the morning when it's covered in morning dew.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up an put it outside

I canna kill owt me xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it up an put it outside

I canna kill owt me xx "

I give them a couple of chances to live. If they try and evade capture they get a shoe over their heads (and bodies and legs) then I hoover up the remnants so littleun don't try and eat them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/10 12:00:42]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont care about spiders in house....

IF they in bath I just flick them out onto floor and carry on...

My cat used to eat them but even he doesnt bother with them now. My son has a phobia about them, but he got his own place now so it not problem lol (well, until he calls me in a panic, which he had done)

I will happily jump all over a BUG but never a spider

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I would gladly shoot he bugger, given half the chance! I cant stand them,and the ones that get in here, specialy now its getting cold (well,coldER, as it *is* Scotland after all LOL) seem to be the biggest Ive ever seen outside a zoo!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would gladly shoot he bugger, given half the chance! I cant stand them,and the ones that get in here, specialy now its getting cold (well,coldER, as it *is* Scotland after all LOL) seem to be the biggest Ive ever seen outside a zoo!"

Ya big gurl!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

we have a big spider living under the sofa. most nights it comes out, wonders around the round, mostly the edges and goes back under the sofa.

i have called it Harry, and I'll admit at first it freaked me out as i dont like crawley things, and moths!

but now i look out for him ( think it's a him. how do you sex a spider?)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see a spider on the floor I grab the cat and show her the thing, instant happy cat as she plays with it, til it escapes out the window.

When my kids were little I was brave (false bravery) and got rid of the "piders" now I cant cos recently they got HUGE, I mean really huge bigger than my hand now, not like the little ones my mother named when I was a kid

Gives people no end of laughter when I see one when Im on cam in chat - Shona standing on the sofa screaming at Steven "gerrit gerrit gerrit" while he stands there wetting himself.

Yup Im the nightly entertainment when I see one

Shona

x x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always put the plug in after i wash them away lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach........

That will kill the fooker

I hate them and as long as they stay away from me ..they live.

If not. anything that comes to hand will be thrown in their direction . hard.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GERRIT GERRIT GERRIT theres a huge fooking spider playing possom on my livingroom floor and the cat is looking at me as if I should give the fooker the kiss of life

Scared the crap oot me when it went scurrying over the floor when I was on the phone

Shona

x x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Have you got it yet?

I never kill them,Im brave and put a glass over them and put then back outside

Used the same technique on a frog that came in the back door when it was raining the other day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you sex a spider?)

"

If a boy spider has 8 legs does it also have 4 cocks?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting fact:

Virtually every spider has enough venom in it to kill a human - the reason they can't is...

A-the fangs aren't long enough or strong enough to puncture the skin

B-they can't deliver enough venom in one bite!

Hehe sleep well all of you with open cuts lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got it yet? "

Yup killer cat got it

Then I waited til Steven came home and made him get rid of it so I could put the washing away.

It wouldnt have been so bad but oldest daughter was touching it with her sock covered toes saying "mum look its really dead look mum look mum MUM LOOK" as she pushed it over the floor minging wee toad.

All the while the killer cat was still giving me the pleading look waiting for me to bring the thing back to life!!!!

But for the time being my flat is spider free - well til I see one and scream the place down again

Shona

x x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it up an put it outside

I canna kill owt me xx "

me neither - I don't like them much but I would not ever kill anything; cannot see the point.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody hate spiders and last night I opened the kitchen door to let the cat in and this HUGE spider shot in and ran across the floor, Pete stood there in hysterics as I screamed at him to kill it.

I always know if there is a spider in the room even if I dont see it as Pete always says " look at the size of that"!!! The GIT

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top